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Jess

@jesstm.bsky.social
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Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs? Cause I most certainly am. Just another Posh spice impersonator whose head is empty, just Pedro Pascal.

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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I despised Aria and Ezra.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m rewatching PLL for the first time in years and forgot how cozy, yet wild the first season
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I really don’t want to be at work rn. I just want to curl up and cry lmao.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Now I’m watching The Hills and truly thriving.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
My birthday weekend was wonderful. I love that for me.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
A beautiful black woman called me beautiful today at work…..you better talk to me nice!
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I love Halloween.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The Chiefs being 0-2 just has me tickled. I love it here.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Beyoncé pleaseeeee 😩
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I need Caleb Landry Jones biblically.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
That Dracula movie with Caleb Landry Jones has me in a chokehold girl. It’s my new hyper fixation. I need that.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Somebody on TikTok said Michael Jackson was the Naruto to Prince’s Sasuke and you know what girl….you right.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Tomorrow is September 1! Spooky babies we made it!!!!
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I need to start wearing black eyeliner on my lower lash line again. Why did I stop?
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Spooky legends, Vincent Price, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) and John Astin (Gomez Addams) together in 1986.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Anyways. I should’ve brought my kindle.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I gotta use my free will more besides just going to Spirit Halloween every day.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I just realized HBO Max took Courage the Cowardly Dog off. COUNT YOUR DAYS GIRL.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
My hoodies and Rory Gilmore sweaters starting to talk to me like the Green Goblin mask. I. Want. Fall.
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
this is what’s going on inside my head
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The Spirit Halloween near me is already open!!! I win!!!! 🎃🎃🎃🎃
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I need July to be done already girl. August can hurry on up too.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I’ve decided, I’m going to start wearing lower lash eyeliner again. Let’s be cunty.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I approve the David Corenswet bandwagon. I am in fact on it as well. He’s perfect.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Stone Cold Steve Austin was really living it girl. Getting to wear cutoff denim shorts, punch your boss, whoop somebody’s ass and chug a beer then leave. Period.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Girl, not me watching old wrestling matches. A time was had.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Girl, I started watching baseball. Wth.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
And trust, I will be looking like Jeff Hardy when Beyoncé’s Act III rock album comes out.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Laguna Beach, The Hills, Jersey Shore. That’s it. That’s me vicariously living through their summers cause it’s too damn hot.
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Brie ✿ @handle.invalid · 25/06/2025
This is what I’m thinking about btw
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Period.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
There’s nothing stopping me from being delusional and living like it’s 2005-2015 again. Hold up, might buy a cd player
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Rewatching Jersey Shore as an adult who’s now in their 30’s is crazy.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
If you ever see me wearing any American flag apparel just know it’s in a Beyoncé Cowboy Carter/Bruce Springsteen kinda way. Thank you.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Help, I’m listening to the Game Of Thrones/HOTD soundtrack again!
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’m starting off my day horrible girl. Jesus.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Beyoncé’s tour videos are back all over my fyp and I’m loving it 🥰
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Art
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I gotta stay off TikTok girl, it only infuriates me.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I need to be on the back of a hot guy riding a motorcycle.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Wheeewww girrrl I’m about to give a lifetime performance tomorrow.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Girrrrrl
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Oh girl. My allergies are annoying.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
GreenDay’s Holiday truly elevates me into orbit.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Oh girl.
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Jess @jesstm.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I just realized I haven’t been on that godforsaken app since November. The mental clarity I feel.
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