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Jess Pendley

@jesspendley.bsky.social
5.7K followers 609 following 4.2K posts

Pronouns: She/Her Verbs: Punch/Wrassle Writer & TTRPG designer. Created Harrow: The Blighted Plane & No Mercy For Monsters. Creating Foxfire, Quaseloth, & ∞ more. Co-Owner/Community Manager of Underground Oracle & TTRPG Rising Tide. undergroundoracle.com

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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Backers are choosing the first Creature Companions Expanded DLC right now! 💪💜 Still time to get both your pledge and vote in before this one closes 👇 #Tov #dnd
Poll from Kickstarter with options for Creature Companions Expanded DLC themes.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I also need you to see this little guy from Toby's piece above. This absolute thang has become such an important part of our lore for Iceia. Are they resilient? Not at all. Chinchilla levels of caretaking necessary. Are they useful? Not in any way outside of socioeconomic flexing. I love them.
A small, vulnerable pink creature. It is grub-like, with six legs and a long slug-like body. It's sitting next to it's owners feet, eating a fresh piece of fruit, oblivious to the horrors of their world or ours. Art by Toby Blanchard.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The problem with being a writer/designer is that you will join LinkedIn, and you will constantly be hounded by demons offering you bricks of much-needed cash to sell your soul to the machine.
A letter from an AI ghoul at corpo ghoul's nest, Mercor. It reads as follows: 

Hi Jess,

I'm REDACTED at Mercor. We're standing up a paid research study with Google building AI design tooling, and your visual design work stood out to us.

Google wants to capture how senior designers think: the vocabulary you use, how you make calls on layout, typography, color and hierarchy, and what separates work that's tasteful from work that just looks finished. This is captured in a structured, recorded remote session. Depending on fit, you'd either be the expert being interviewed or the one running the interview.

The current details are:

Time commitment: roughly 4–5 hours per task/interview, including prep beforehand and a short review afterward

Rate: $150/hour, payable to you

Format: remote, scheduled around your availability

We're still working through scope with the client, so structure, timing, volume, and rate could change. If this sounds interesting, could you send over a portfolio? A website link is ideal since it's the easiest thing for us to pass along. Your portfolio is used solely to vet fit for this study, and will not be used for training purposes of any kind. Please only include work you're free to share publicly; no confidential, unreleased, or NDA-covered material.

Thanks for your consideration! Happy to answer any questions.

Best,

REDACTED
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How it feels to have more than 1 commitment.
Art by Giuseppe D’Angelico Daeni.

Features a harried blonde woman being chased by several colorful skulls
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mooala Organic Banana Milk Original
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I know nothing about this season of critical role, but 90% of the posts I see about it feel like this.
Twitter screenshot from @WhiteFang. It reads, “your son will make a wonderful sparring partner and homoerotic friend for my heir.”
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
wtf is happening
CGI tiger grabbing a see-through human in distress by their neck.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fuck the aux, pass me this.
Advertisement for a banana-shaped record player. Only 39.77
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The reason the Metaloid Maniac is so comfortable up there is 'cause he built that wall. He's naturally magnetized, which allows him to zip around the wall that he built. Practically frictionless.
Metalloid maniac from I think you should leave.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Bringing this back solves the loneliness epidemic.
Burger King ad for the pizza burger. Made for sharing
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
TTRPG creator simulator
Speech bubble from tomodachi life. It reads “it will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?”
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"You ever hear of the internet gayliens?"
Fox Mulder in front of computer.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bogun was everything to me and should have been included in every version of D&D.
Art of the Bogun from Monster Manual II
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Recently finished The Salt Grows Heavy, and I loved it.
Cover of the salt grows heavy by cassandra khaw
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Google search results confirming the girls remain unknowable.
Google search auto results that read: 

What does mouth biting lip emoji mean from a girl?
What does melting smiley face emoji mean from a girl?
What is single eye emoji, mouth emoji, single eye emoji?
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When did your obsession with hot, toxic women begin? This scene activated my pituitary gland.
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Batman is also there, I guess.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The exact level of measure with which I approach all of my problems.
Screenshot from unknown movie. It features a woman pointing toward a skinless person. Caption reads, the surgery was completed successfully! You don’t have to suffer from that tattoo anymore
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Come and watch me play as Dani in TO THE END OF REASON. My friends could be taking my sad ass to the club tonight, but instead we’re going to the movies! 💪💔 #ttrpg #ActualPlay
Dani, a melancholy butch woman. She’s holding a metal heart and has swirls of black and grey surrounding her.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The red wizard on my cursed amulet post.
Itysl hot dog suit guy.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is exactly what getting your first period feels like.
Durge dialogue option from BG3. It reads, "I'm a contemptible blood-pervert."
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Literally one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. I used to steal my mamaw's gardening bandanas so I could pretend to be this guy.
Ray Jackson from Bloodsport.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
It's the 1984 meme.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
People are buying your games?
Meet the Millers meme boy blown to the side of current ttrpg discourse.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Little preview of the new Harrow: The Blighted Plane creature dropping for @undergroundoracle.com members. This very thicc bird will hit your players with a perfectly executed hurricanrana. #ttrpg
Silhouette of a flightless bird creature next to the silhouette of a woman.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day toxic yuri #ttrpg enjoyers!
A Valentine created for No Mercy For Monsters by Unplaytested Presents. It features a huntress and werewolf locked in mortal/romantic combat in the center of a heart shape. The words "You are mine, Valentine" are next to it with several doodled heart shapes. Art by Tasca Skelton.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Pegasus from Yugioh, despondent.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Agreed.
Screenshot of my repost. Narcissusmaxxing over here.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The "wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy" kid.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is what over/under felt like to me.
A discord screen shot in which Lebron James shows up and asks Fluttershy to join the lakers.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Mr. Annable really nailed how I play my casters.
A cartoon by Graham Annable of a group of wizards attacking each other by punching or wrestling. Caption reads "Non-magical wizard fight." #ttrpg
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Them: How are things? Me:
Soap suds on a brown porch that look a little like a serene and melancholy face.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
For you
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Where I fit into any ttrpg discourse.
A painting of Plato and Aristotle with a picture of a baby clown in the middle of their debate.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This is what happens when the haters write your obituary.
An image from a Live Science Plus article. It reads: Saccorhytus coronarius was essentially a wrinkly sac with no anus. These weirdos lived during the Cambrian period around 500 million years ago and are known from microfossils discovered in China. The Minion-like creatures may have spent their days catching prey in seafloor sediment, but researchers' understanding of the animals' lives is limited. They are believed to be related to penis worms and mud dragons.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Do they though? 3 of these dudes look pretty miserable. Dracula is clearly the annoying type A friend organizing this every year.
A picture from an old children’s book. It features a mummy, Frankenstein, a wolf man, and a Dracula dressed as Santa Clause. It reads, “at Christmas, monster enjoy dressing up as Santa Clauses and saying, ‘scary Christmas to all and to all a good fright’.”
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Wrapped coming for blood this year.
Picture of car HUD playing music. An error message declares a song as not good.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
We've got sooo many titles on sale over on @drivethrurpg.com! Harrow: The Blighted Plane, No Mercy For Monsters, 5e stuff, Cypher System stuff, #ttrpg stuff for everyone! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher...
The Black Friday Sale has just launched at DriveThruRPG.com
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A soul twisted by radical sin.
Ghost with rad sunglasses. Nintendo Power September/October 1990
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This is the shit mainstream science is trying to hide from us.
A tyrannosaur using force lightning on a stegosaur.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
3 AM, Thanksgiving. Kayla's discord notification: Hey, what if Me:
Limmy Waking Up
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Okay, I'm appropriately spooky now.
Screenshot of Jess Pendley's Profile. It reads, Jess Pendley, Werewolf Wrassler
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Going through our #ttrpg collection and throwing them up on eBay to save some space and gain some cash. Take a look if you're so inclined. More things will be dropping through the week. 💜 www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
Covers of Saga Edition star wars books. Cover of Warlock GrimoireCover of Grimm roleplaying game.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Need more of this happening in TTRPGs.
Screenshot of a Tumblr post from use severepoison which reads:

thief blew a highly trained bubble that floated into my pocket and picked up my wallet then came back to her and i was unable to pop it i just couldnt do fucking anything
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Excellent news, #ttrpg / #comics / #IndieGame Folks! I've opened up a few more slots for my basic social media package. This is a great option for small creators/studios looking to up their consistent posting game and direct folks to their products/crowdfunders/etc. DM me for more details. 💜
Basic Social Media Package - $250/month

* Choice of 4 platforms - Twitter(X)/Mastodon/Threads/BlueSky/Instagram/FB.
* Up to 3 scheduled posts per day, mirrored across chosen platforms.
* Engagement check once per day (Mon-Fri) - responding to comments, reposting, etc. 
* Copy creation with appropriate hashtags, etc., included.
* Alt text on graphics provided.

+ Assets will need to be provided.
+ Access to social media accounts (directly or shared via LastPass) is necessary for engagement checks. 
+ No AI art or content. 
+ Payments provided via PayPal on the first of the month.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Manga panel where a young woman with tears in her eyes is thinking “this shit…is so ass.”
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Doing another lap in the wastes for #RPGaDAY2025 24! It is never a bad time to remind the PCs of their old rulers' abhorrent benevolence and ruinous hubris. Grab the free preview of the Harrow: The Blighted Plane #ttrpg below! 👇 www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: The Saints’ Reveal: A gargantuan monument stands before the characters, the pristine white stone of the statues standing starkly against the backdrop of the waste. It depicts a pair of Kitarya, each smiling serenely. One has his hand resting on the head of a hisk child, holding a scepter in his free hand. The other is holding the hand of a kelf child and lifting a chakram triumphantly above her head in the other.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
#RPGaDAY2025 23 takes us back out onto the watersands of HtBP. Most gatherers learn quickly that rivalries have to pause when they come face to face with the threats of the plane. Grab the free preview of the Harrow: The Blighted Plane #ttrpg below! 👇 www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Recent Fuckery Aside...help: A rival crew from The Mound, who has pulled several jobs and lucrative finds out from under the characters over the last few months, is currently fighting off a magara. It’s clear that there’s something wrong with their sandship and they might not make it out of this one if the characters don’t intervene.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
#RPGaDAY2025 22 means a ruin encounter for HtBP. When you're creating a world, it's nigh impossible to fight the siren song of creating a weird little guy for the PCs to cling to. Grab the free preview of the Harrow: The Blighted Plane #ttrpg below! 👇 www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Weird Little Ally!: A white metallic bangle, beautifully decorated in Kitarya symbols, sits on one of the tables in front of the characters. When it’s touched, the symbols glow, and a nearby pile of debris pulls itself into a small ruin born that stares expectantly at the character touching the bracelet.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It's #RPGaDAY2025 21 and we're getting another urban encounter for HtBP. What if I told you that I created Porter's Point specifically to cater to my own jock characters? What then? Grab the free preview of the Harrow: The Blighted Plane #ttrpg below! 👇 www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
A card for Harrow: The Blighted Plane from Underground Oracle Publishing. It reads: Unexpected Opportunity: The characters—along with every other scrap house in their quadrant—receive a runner carrying the following message:
“Governor Lun is seeking a crew to tackle a unique and time-sensitive nation-sponsored job. Interested scrap houses should report to Porter’s Point for competitive evaluation by end of day.”
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