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Jessica Liese

@jessliese.bsky.social
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Television enthusiast / #RHAP podcaster ( #AmazingRace, #WalkingDead, etc.) / writer of some sort. All opinions are my own and usually facetious. #þettareddast

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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 1h
What’s “Roadside Assistance”? Wrong answers only. #AmazingRace
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 9h
Can’t believe #AmazingRace was able to book the author of this masterpiece
Movie poster for an animated film called “Donkey Xote.” 
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 12h
Dare I say this is the grossest #Survivor injury since 2001?
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 18h
Kid is home sick from school, so I put him to work watching #AmazingRace and helping come up with exit press questions. his early favorites are Doug/Dylan and Daisha/Dalton but he says “I’m sick today so I’m probably not as good at picking winners as I usually am.”
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I tried to watch that Wonka show on Netflix but I absolutely CANNOT with that AI-ass Uncanny Valley Gene Wilder voice. It’s gross and ghoulish and I don’t care if his estate gave permission or the show itself is amazing, this is a line I will not cross.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly inconvenient and inconsiderate for CBS to schedule all of its important reality TV events during Fat Bear Week. Don’t they know that’s my Super Bowl?
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today I learned there’s a semi-active RHAP subreddit and it’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect from Reddit: a sockpuppet echo chamber for complaining that the podcasters are too woke. 🙄
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m frankly devastated that my style icon Prue Leith isn’t on #GBBO this season. Whose glasses game am I gonna emulate now?
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen, I’m a filthy casual who has watched maybe four seasons of #BigBrother in their entirety and looked at the live feeds for the first time this year, so don’t @ me if this take is exceptionally hot or cold, but…Taylor winning the whole thing would be awesome.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The #Survivor gods blessed us with a guy who made like 53 pop music references and it’s a post-Wandoff world.
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Conan O'Brien Crying 'WHYYYYY'
ALT: Conan O'Brien Crying 'WHYYYYY'
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
9yo and I are watching old seasons of “The Traitors.” His comment: “I should start a YouTube channel where I review Traitors episodes.” Me: “I can help you set that up if you really want.” Him (deadass): “How could YOU help with that?”
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My other #bigbrother highlight of the week was Devens trying to Hubicki everyone out of the Pressure Cooker.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hot take: #bigbrother needs more double elimination episodes if only because Julie turning into a taskmaster to keep them on pace, and then getting increasingly frustrated when people don’t listen, is very funny (and cathartic to watch as a parent).
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So apparently Charlie from LOST is on the next season of #TheTraitors. It’s @amikebloomtype.bsky.social’s world and we’re all just living in it.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I watched the #AmazingRaceCanada finale with a VPN on my ipad and I should’ve been doing this all summer. I got to see multiple Canadian Heritage Minutes and a corny/awesome Jon Montgomery Desjardins ad.
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Sarah Carradine @sarahcarradine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So many personal stories @maritalks2much.bsky.social & I barely had time to discuss #CelebrityCrimeScene Princess Diana Thanks to @robcesternino.bsky.social for an incredible #RHAPCon & fellow podcasters @mattscottgw.bsky.social @chanfranfran.bsky.social @jessliese.bsky.social stepping up to the mic
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of my favorite things on #BigBrother is when people drop big dramatic speeches that they have clearly been mentally composing for hours. Overall vibe is always: “I am SPITTING FIRE right now and the viewers are eating it up.” Usually this is not as true as they think.
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Dan Heaton @thedanheaton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Struggling to memorize your words? We can help with that! Send your questions on Episode 9 of the Amazing Race Canada to @jessliese.bsky.social and me, and we'll answer them on tomorrow night's podcast! #RHAP
Matteo struggles to memorize words on Episode 9 of the Amazing Race Canada.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mr. Red is Mr. Met’s Wario.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ok so disclaimer, I’ve watched very little #TheChallenge but the showmances baffle me. Lete initially appeared to think Bananas was ridiculous, but somehow he won her over anyway? Is that pure strategy or was the pure ineptitude of his move really that charming?
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Dan Heaton @thedanheaton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Struggling to remember your lines? We're here to help! Send your questions on Episode 6 of the Amazing Race Canada, and @jessliese.bsky.social and I will answer them on tomorrow's podcast! #RHAP
Eamon can't seem to remember his lines in the Hallmark rom com task in Episode 6 of the Amazing Race Canada.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Everyone goes on #BigBrother knowing there are contestants whom the fans absolutely loathe (deservedly or not) & will campaign to get them fired or harass their family or worse. Nobody ever thinks that’ll be them. But I KNOW it’d be me and that’s why I’d never go on BB.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@pooyaism.bsky.social @donlon.bsky.social get back to me when you’re rolling out of bed and immediately cracking open a Coke Zero whether or not it’s refrigerated. Because you are younger than I am and I don’t want you to repeat my mistakes. #RHAP
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Lord of the Latrine is back and it isn’t even my birthday. Guess I know what I’ll be working on tomorrow. #bb28
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Today’s #bb28 doodle: Mallory’s unhinged bus tour. I think she might be my favorite at the moment.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Really, #AmazingRaceCanada? You’re gonna send them to Bobcaygeon and not let them look at the constellations?
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As a relative #BigBrother feeds newbie, I have a question. Why are some of the contestants frequently wearing sunglasses indoors?
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Dan Heaton @thedanheaton.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We're back to talk about Episode 4 of the Amazing Race Canada! @jessliese.bsky.social and I chat about the right time to use the Express Pass, how to politely decline an Intersection team-up, and a lot of beer Face-off ideas. #RHAP www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqef...
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Amazing Race Canada: Season 12 Ep 4 Recap
YouTube video by RHAP: We Know Reality TV
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The tea kettle didn’t do a thing to deserve this treatment. #bb28
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you aren’t listening to our #AmazingRaceCanada pods, you are missing out on a version of me that I daresay you don’t get on the US pod. @thedanheaton.bsky.social and I are much more loosey-goosey than I ever am with Rob and Mike, and while I love those pods, being Summer Jess is a rare treat.
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Dan Heaton @thedanheaton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Celebrating Episode 4 of the Amazing Race Canada? Send your questions to @jessliese.bsky.social and me, and we'll answer them on tonight's podcast! #RHAP
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Who says there’s nothing good on TV in the summer?
A guy sweating over two buttons. One says “big brother live feeds” and one says “brooks falls bear cam”
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As promised, I have drawn Eggela. Nothing but my best artistic efforts for my queen. #bb28
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I was going to go straight to bed tonight, but what do you mean they put Mother in an egg suit? The muse demands I draw her like one of my French girls. #bb28
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Dan Heaton @thedanheaton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's time to dive into Episode 2 of Amazing Race Canada! @jessliese.bsky.social and I are back to talk about more Express Pass moves, penalties, lots of kangaroo droppings, and a big sacrifice at the end. Give it a watch (or listen)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hv0... #RHAP
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Amazing Race Canada: Season 12 Ep 2 Recap
YouTube video by RHAP: We Know Reality TV
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I drew Ashley and her first burger. (The conspiracy theorist in me thinks that may have been an empty bun.) Please clap. #bb28
A terrible illustration of a woman with dark hair eating an empty hamburger bun.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m so glad my “quirky middle-aged women with cute glasses and big feelings” demographic is once again represented so well in the #bigbrother house. I’m a Stangela for life.
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Dan Heaton @thedanheaton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Were you thrilled by this week's episode of the Amazing Race Canada? Send your questions to @jessliese.bsky.social and me, and we'll answer them on tomorrow's big podcast! It's just a drop in the bucket! #RHAP
Maestro and Duane are thrilled to finish their task on this week's episode of the Amazing Race Canda.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve been on podcasts with two different people in the #bb28 house, a plot point in my current novel in progress revolves around a show that is, for legal purposes, not BB, and RHAPCon is happening next month. So I guess I’m in. Until someone says something bigoted on the feeds, anyway.
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Dan Heaton @thedanheaton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We're back! It's time to again join Canada's favorite summertime adventure with the Amazing Race Canada. I'm here with @jessliese.bsky.social to talk about Jazz taking a lunch break, sailing like Moana, the Backbone Slide, and more. Podcast is out too! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k2O... #RHAP
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Amazing Race Canada: Season 12 Premiere Recap
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
CBS has cracked it: put people I’ve podcasted with on shows and I’ll suddenly be 200% more invested. It’s worked on at least two Survivor seasons and now it’s working for #BigBrother.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Non-listener bestie sending me random blueskys she finds hilarious as a means of seeking Big Brother context and they’re all from RHAP podcasters…🤣
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Question for my #amazingracecanada pals: should we try to have some guests on the pod this season? And if so, who should we ask?
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Dan Heaton @thedanheaton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Looking to face your fears like Moana (or Jon)? Send your questions about this week's Amazing Race Canada to @jessliese.bsky.social and me, and we'll answer them on the podcast! #RHAP
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“What are you in line for?” “Spike Lee lookalike contest.” #knicks
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“What are you in line for?” “Tryouts for next season.” #knicks
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can’t wait for the part where they parade Wemby down Broadway while Hannah Waddingham follows him ringing a bell and chanting “shame, shame, shame.” #Knicks
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Michelle Hazen / Nika Grace @michellehazen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Congratulations to Jess Liese on getting The Call! In this interview, Jess spills the beans on what changed in her writing career to nab 3 agent offers on 2 different books. Wow! @jessliese.bsky.social #writingcommunity #amquerying #romancelandia www.sanctuaryeditorial.com/post/success...
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Success Stories: Congratulations to Jess Liese on Signing with an Agent!
1. So, you had a bit of an unconventional journey, where you ended up with multiple offers on more than one book at a time. Can you tell us the backstory behind that?  I started querying in February 2...
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My celebrity #AmazingRace dream team is Brad Lander and Zohran Mamdani.
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Jessica Liese @jessliese.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey, any #RHAP buddies going to the Tribeca Film Festival #Survivor panel tomorrow? Would you like a small loaf of banana bread? We are overrun with bananas. Let me know.
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