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Jess Joho

@jessjoho.bsky.social
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freelance journalist & culture critic (LA Times, Mashable, Vice, Rolling Stone, The Atlantic, Paste, Kill Screen) 🇧🇷🇨🇭🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 @benningtonwriting.bsky.social fiction writer working on a ghost love story 👻♥️

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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
the WaPo layoffs aren’t about money in the same way that every billionaire acquisition of a newspaper was never about making a profit. we are in an information war. it’s not mismanagement—the whole point is to gut these institutions that inform the public on what the elite do.
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
it feels like we finally achieved the dream of an online game with (mostly) positive player interactions, but now there’s no games media left to give such a feat its proper laurels and discourse 🫠
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
me when I was right about AI being the latest overvalued, underperforming tech bolstered by the hell trifecta of bro CEOs, idiot VC money, and the sycophantic press
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
these guys have been dumb for so long
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
the incommunicable relationship between an autistic girl and her metro system
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
it’s like they design pharmacy hold music to get mentally ill ppl to kill themselves
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
chat, ppl saying joel isn’t an abusive father figure ??
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
was looking at sam seder and it finally hit me: it’s the SAD EYEBROWS. i’m horny for a “😩” kinda lookin guy, you know what I mean?
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
how tf is RFK the only kennedy not getting assassinated
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
igenuinely want someone to give me a compelling argument for why TLOU2 isn’t just your standard revenge violence-begets-violence story
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
i’ve been using a mug to eat soup and, lemme tell you, you’ve all been HAD by Big Bowl
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
that plane crashed in a heavily brazilian working class area of PA, nearly burning down the house of the incredible caregiver who was my dying mother’s greatest companionship in her final hours. the terror and devastation this crash reigned down on her and her community is indescribable.
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
biopics are just marvel movies for boomers
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
calling my reps this much feels like a daily exorcism of my repressed karen energy. you won’t see me having the capacity to ask for any managers over the next 4 years!
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
got engaged twice, btw
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
trying to stream Shin Godzilla in the US and it’s become an extreme sport
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
what can I say other than we are SO back. horror-romance is the only genre that can make sense of this death cult world we live in. robert eggers, you never fail to capture my greatest nightmare and desire all in one 🖤💀 HAPPY NOSFERATMUS 🩸🤍
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
explained infinity nikki to my boyfriend as “GTA for girls” and “the outfits are the guns”
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
happy Disassociation December, to all who celebrate 🙏👼
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
the way I just code switch into male passing when I play call of duty
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Is It Fog, Smog, or Smoke: An LA Winter Story
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Mcbling Strut Pop
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
gonna post a list of all the evil rich ppl whose death I wholly intend to meme through, just to get ahead of the discourse
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I dunno I kinda feel like the dehumanizing part was normalizing companies that literally bleed sick and dying ppl of their every last penny while denying them life saving care, but I guess it could be the memes too
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
where’s the starter pack for perverts tho?
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
bluesky should be this bluesky should be that BLUESKY NEEDS TO GIVE ME A SAVE TO DRAFTS OPTION BEFORE I KMS
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
it’s giving thanks 💅✨
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
hit my head roller skating cause of this damn ass rock 😭
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Mr. Haircut @backwoodsfairy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
when I find my lighter
Sailor moon with a pink shiny in her hand
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
went to edit 200 words out, only to end up with 400 more 🫠
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
worried my new bsky followers don’t know that i’m also hot and on instagram, which is a rly important form of political resistance in these sexless, feckless times www.instagram.com/jessjoho/pro...
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
got asked a party “wait, fiction is the one that’s not real, right?” we are so passed cooked. we are dust, we are char, we are re-air fried CRISPED
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
when brazilian politics starts looking less lawless than your own, then i’m sorry, you are COOKED
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
meanwhile in the Swiss Abroad newsletter i receive every month by law, the farmers are Very Disgruntled
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
me in la to a new yorker: you have NO IDEA how cold my house gets in the winter 😫
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
keep accidentally clicking on the bsky app thinking it’s twitter cause it’s the exact shade of blue that twitter (now a black X indistinguishable from either TikTok or Threads) used to be. well played!
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
hey you sick little fuck 🫵 you need to enable adult content on browser under moderation settings to see nudes
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
no one gets him like i do
an expanding brain meme that parodies film discourse debating if die hard is a christmas movie and ends with describing nosferatu 2024 as a dark yule movie saving hollywood from regressive trump politics
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Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
playing COD with the gamer tag MARX so all the bros know it’s in a commie kinda way
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
it’s not the big accounts i’m missing, it’s the nameless shit posters. theirs is the labor that makes microblogging apps a worthwhile human endeavor
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
keep tryna explain to everyone that the brazilian military coup/dictatorship was run by the dumbest, least competent ppl alive because, famously, you do not need an ounce of capability to run an authoritarian government—just the guns is enough lol
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
writing a memoir is so fucking weird, like “oh no, can’t spoil that mom dies by writing about her in the past tense yet”
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
we need Liberal Hawk Tuah Girl
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
basically being a horny on main culture critic with wildly unpopular opinions that regularly triggered reddit gamer threads of pseudo-intellectuals struggling with their desire to be cucked by a woman who’s smarter than them
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
everyone keep your pfp the same while I figure this shit out !!!
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
remembering fondly (not really) back to 2014 when simply being a Woman In Games got you, like, 5k guilt-fueled male followers
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
how to block mark cuban on bluesky
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Jess Joho @jessjoho.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
hi new followers ☺️👋 allow me to reintroduce myself as the spirit of a haunted victorian doll that took possession of this imperfect physical form to enact my psychosexual perversities forbidden by both God and Man. like and subscribe to stay up to date!
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