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@jessisnotok.bsky.social
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God's oldest and least favorite Millennial

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The only thing with the initials HP I care about is Hewlett-Packard and their incredible line of printers.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 02/03/2026
Hey friends 👋 I found out a family acquaintance needs to rehome their dog, Zeus. Please consider sharing this around to help the pupper find a new home. Thank you so much. www.adoptapet.com/pet/47281736...
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Me watching SAM talk about Our Town
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a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds .
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
SAM is my favorite SFA character but I have to admit that they guy Betazed, Emerin, has grown on me immensely. I'm not sure he knows what a stage manager is but him saying "sick" to being made one cracked me up
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
New Starfleet Academy solves a long running Trek problem for me, non-organic characters speaking verbally to the ship computers instead of just interfacing with them I love SAM so much
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Sometimes I see someone online and think "Oh you're not a leftist, you're just angry at everyone and being a contrarian" but if you said that to these people they'd just become more entrenched in everything
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
No matter how many times I rewatch the Barbie movie I love that the first Ken to break and yell "I miss Barbie!" is the gay one
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Obviously not everything needs a headcanon or an explanation but I can't help but imagine humanity had to turn back to old media for entertainment for a while after The Burn and that's probably why you hear more swearing in Starfleet Academy #StarTrek
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Look I mean this as a compliment
A poster of the Starfleet Academy cast, but the logo now reads "Star Trek Riverdale"
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Shatner is a blowhard but he's A CANADIAN Miller is so fucking stupid and evil
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My thing about Starfleet Academy being YA or not is that if you didn't grow up reading the books OR petitioning online for an Academy series in the early 00s then I don't care if you don't like it or not
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Starfleet Academy really waited to drop that ship reveal but hot damn what a ship! The Athena is beautiful
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Palm Royale is a great TV show, because I don't know what genre it is but I do know that many plotlines revolve around a woman or a group of women getting one over on a bunch of terrible men
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I love how much of it is a blank slate
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Maybe I'm just spoiled by HEB but any time I see Aldi ads the brands sound like brands TV shows use to avoid paying fees
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
so back in the 00s you still needed floppies for h.s. for various reasons. I eventually got tired of forgetting to write my name on mine and started using a set of Looney Tunes ones we inexplicably had
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
It's incredibly frustrating that major plot points in the new season of Stranger Things only make sense if you go online and google spoilers for a play that Netflix doesn't want to release a pro-shot of. Super aces that they'll merge with WB soon, just one massive studio that doesn't release shit
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Any movie with Meatloaf is a Halloween movie because Meatloaf is a Halloween icon. This includes Spice World.
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I used to work in indie theatre and literally any kind of press that goes wide enough could mean needing a lawyer. There's a big time comedy group that loves to send out nuisance C&Ds; I knew a company that got sued by religious groups for doing "Corpus Christi" because they objected to gay Jesus.
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
So the 94 remake of Miracle on 34th Street failed because it went up against The Santa Clause and the marketing was a little heavy on the "Santa on trial" angle and actually watching it, that is an all time fumble because there's literally an ad campaign in the movie about believing in Santa Claus
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Watching Miracle on 34th Street and realizing that little girl is autistic
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Watching Muppet Christmas Carol and thinking about how sad and angry Charles Dickens would be to see that 200 years later it would seem like a total fairy tale that a rich man could even be capable of a change of heart
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Having shitty interoception is fun because I couldn't sleep because I was too hungry but now that I'm awake and sitting up I don't feel it Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I bought super sharp cheddar at HEB this week not realizing it would be super salty tasting so I put a small piece of lindt milk chocolate over it on a cracker and it was so goddamn Christmasy
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hell yeah
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Hey if that turkey is bigger than 15 lbs you need to take it out of the freezer soon
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
TV nerd reminder that Deadline accidentally leaked that we're getting a Muppet Show revival miniseries next spring and everybody better talk about it
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Personally, I don't think Rey and Kylo are distinct enough from Jacen and Jaina to justify new characters except for the shipping Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This applies to Trekkies and Starfleet Academy as well
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
All forms of gender essentialism are gateways to extremism
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The sad thing is Oates listed a whole spectrum of human experiences that Musk never seems to express interest in, including listening to music, reading, and having friends, and this is what he jumped on to try to stimulate "enjoyment"
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Hey @axios.com I don't know if you know this or if you just didn't notice but the President is working to keep Americans from getting food benefits their taxes pay for, y'all got any thoughts on that or you too busy playing perv police
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Watching Pluribus and I thought I knew what the fuck was happening but it turns out I don't fucking know anything
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Y'all in New York better be voting because if I have to see that little man lose I'm gonna be so mad
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
So underrated that I'm sad the upcoming Peacock tv show will probably pretend it didn't happen
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I have a bit i have to do whenever I see an ad for Tracker complete with Announcer Guy Voice: TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A little light reading to help the sports nerds who are still awake www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
No but seriously the Louvre heist is so ridiculous that when I first heard about it I assumed everyone was talking about a historical event not something that happened recently
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The "against their federal rights" bit here makes me sad bc what's against your rights in theory and in practice in the US are two very different things
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
A middle school teacher gave me a D- on a writing assignment because I turned in Trek fanfic. I was really sad but willing to take my licks until she asked the only kid who'd gotten an A+ to read for the class and we all immediately called him out for ripping off a Cow and Chicken episode wholesale
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Well they're not the Silver Stars anymore but I'm still proud
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
DONT LIKE ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY ONE TRYEN TO KICK THERE A$$ AND YELL AT THEM AND IT SAY'S " DONT LIKE ME , NO SURPISE, I HAVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS " ,,,MORE THOGHT'S ON patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Walked into the break room to sip my iced coffee for a minute and caught the middle of a lively discussion on vaccines. Lingered and was pleasantly shocked at all the middle aged and older ladies expressing outrage over Trump and RFK's comments on vaccines (and Tylenol)
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 18/09/2025
BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
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BearyHappy04 @bearyhappy04.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Charleston Animal Society #SouthCarolina is in crisis‼️ “We have 200+ #dogs & we’ve run out of kennel space Housed in temporary crates, we work to make more space. Adoptions are the only way we can make it through” Visit either our Berkeley or North Charleston Campuses CharlestonAnimalSociety.org
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Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The only thing I'll disagree with here is the morality, it wasn't "wrong" it was karma
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