Reposted by Jess Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The only thing with the initials HP I care about is Hewlett-Packard and their incredible line of printers. 56410
Reposted by Jess Davis Bickford @davis.social · 02/03/2026Hey friends 👋 I found out a family acquaintance needs to rehome their dog, Zeus. Please consider sharing this around to help the pupper find a new home. Thank you so much. www.adoptapet.com/pet/47281736...adoptapet.comThornton, CO - Terrier (Unknown Type, Medium). Meet Zeus a Pet for Adoption - AdoptaPet.comPictures of Zeus a Terrier (Unknown Type, Medium) for adoption in Thornton, CO who needs a loving home. 4398400
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Me watching SAM talk about Our Townmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds . 010
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 26/02/2026SAM is my favorite SFA character but I have to admit that they guy Betazed, Emerin, has grown on me immensely. I'm not sure he knows what a stage manager is but him saying "sick" to being made one cracked me up 010
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 12/02/2026New Starfleet Academy solves a long running Trek problem for me, non-organic characters speaking verbally to the ship computers instead of just interfacing with them I love SAM so much 010
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Sometimes I see someone online and think "Oh you're not a leftist, you're just angry at everyone and being a contrarian" but if you said that to these people they'd just become more entrenched in everything 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/01/2026No matter how many times I rewatch the Barbie movie I love that the first Ken to break and yell "I miss Barbie!" is the gay one 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Obviously not everything needs a headcanon or an explanation but I can't help but imagine humanity had to turn back to old media for entertainment for a while after The Burn and that's probably why you hear more swearing in Starfleet Academy #StarTrek 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Shatner is a blowhard but he's A CANADIAN Miller is so fucking stupid and evil 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 17/01/2026My thing about Starfleet Academy being YA or not is that if you didn't grow up reading the books OR petitioning online for an Academy series in the early 00s then I don't care if you don't like it or not 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Starfleet Academy really waited to drop that ship reveal but hot damn what a ship! The Athena is beautiful 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Palm Royale is a great TV show, because I don't know what genre it is but I do know that many plotlines revolve around a woman or a group of women getting one over on a bunch of terrible men 100
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Maybe I'm just spoiled by HEB but any time I see Aldi ads the brands sound like brands TV shows use to avoid paying fees 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 27/12/2025so back in the 00s you still needed floppies for h.s. for various reasons. I eventually got tired of forgetting to write my name on mine and started using a set of Looney Tunes ones we inexplicably had 100
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 27/12/2025It's incredibly frustrating that major plot points in the new season of Stranger Things only make sense if you go online and google spoilers for a play that Netflix doesn't want to release a pro-shot of. Super aces that they'll merge with WB soon, just one massive studio that doesn't release shit 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Any movie with Meatloaf is a Halloween movie because Meatloaf is a Halloween icon. This includes Spice World. 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I used to work in indie theatre and literally any kind of press that goes wide enough could mean needing a lawyer. There's a big time comedy group that loves to send out nuisance C&Ds; I knew a company that got sued by religious groups for doing "Corpus Christi" because they objected to gay Jesus. 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025So the 94 remake of Miracle on 34th Street failed because it went up against The Santa Clause and the marketing was a little heavy on the "Santa on trial" angle and actually watching it, that is an all time fumble because there's literally an ad campaign in the movie about believing in Santa Claus 100
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Watching Miracle on 34th Street and realizing that little girl is autistic 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Watching Muppet Christmas Carol and thinking about how sad and angry Charles Dickens would be to see that 200 years later it would seem like a total fairy tale that a rich man could even be capable of a change of heart 010
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Having shitty interoception is fun because I couldn't sleep because I was too hungry but now that I'm awake and sitting up I don't feel it Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I bought super sharp cheddar at HEB this week not realizing it would be super salty tasting so I put a small piece of lindt milk chocolate over it on a cracker and it was so goddamn Christmasy 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Hey if that turkey is bigger than 15 lbs you need to take it out of the freezer soon 010
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 24/11/2025TV nerd reminder that Deadline accidentally leaked that we're getting a Muppet Show revival miniseries next spring and everybody better talk about it 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Personally, I don't think Rey and Kylo are distinct enough from Jacen and Jaina to justify new characters except for the shipping Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina 210
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 15/11/2025All forms of gender essentialism are gateways to extremism 010
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The sad thing is Oates listed a whole spectrum of human experiences that Musk never seems to express interest in, including listening to music, reading, and having friends, and this is what he jumped on to try to stimulate "enjoyment" 030
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Hey @axios.com I don't know if you know this or if you just didn't notice but the President is working to keep Americans from getting food benefits their taxes pay for, y'all got any thoughts on that or you too busy playing perv police 030
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Watching Pluribus and I thought I knew what the fuck was happening but it turns out I don't fucking know anything 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Y'all in New York better be voting because if I have to see that little man lose I'm gonna be so mad 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 03/11/2025So underrated that I'm sad the upcoming Peacock tv show will probably pretend it didn't happen 010
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I have a bit i have to do whenever I see an ad for Tracker complete with Announcer Guy Voice: TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough! 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 28/10/2025A little light reading to help the sports nerds who are still awake www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot... 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 20/10/2025No but seriously the Louvre heist is so ridiculous that when I first heard about it I assumed everyone was talking about a historical event not something that happened recently 010
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 18/10/2025The "against their federal rights" bit here makes me sad bc what's against your rights in theory and in practice in the US are two very different things 100
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 11/10/2025A middle school teacher gave me a D- on a writing assignment because I turned in Trek fanfic. I was really sad but willing to take my licks until she asked the only kid who'd gotten an A+ to read for the class and we all immediately called him out for ripping off a Cow and Chicken episode wholesale 000
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Well they're not the Silver Stars anymore but I'm still proud 000
Reposted by Jess da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2025DONT LIKE ME - dashare.zone ADMIN 0495131
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Walked into the break room to sip my iced coffee for a minute and caught the middle of a lively discussion on vaccines. Lingered and was pleasantly shocked at all the middle aged and older ladies expressing outrage over Trump and RFK's comments on vaccines (and Tylenol) 021
Reposted by Jess Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 18/09/2025BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants. 43017937
Reposted by Jess BearyHappy04 @bearyhappy04.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Charleston Animal Society #SouthCarolina is in crisis‼️ “We have 200+ #dogs & we’ve run out of kennel space Housed in temporary crates, we work to make more space. Adoptions are the only way we can make it through” Visit either our Berkeley or North Charleston Campuses CharlestonAnimalSociety.org 27442
Jess @jessisnotok.bsky.social · 14/09/2025The only thing I'll disagree with here is the morality, it wasn't "wrong" it was karma 010