iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 19/10/2026

did a pretty good job touching up my sideshave today

selfie of jessie showing the side of her head from slightly behind while she lies on the couch, one side of her head has been shaved bald and it looks pretty decent

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 18/10/2026

"aah, suck my pwincess wand, ya bum" idk id allow it

Donald duck in a pile of dried leaves by a snowy hill, looking angrily while putting on (or taking off?) his winter coat

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 17/10/2026

how it's made got me through lockdown in 2020 and this is how i feel about it now

still from the simpsons, mr burns and homer had been trapped i together in a cabin that got buried in an avalanche where they kind of lost their minds. they're in their underwear wrapped in blankets and looking extremely disheveled while smiling at each other. captions read:

once you've been through something like that with a person you never want to see that person again

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 16/10/2026

ghostbusters firehouse in roku city is covered in cum

photograph of a tv displaying the Roku City screensaver, zoomed in on the Ghostbusters firehouse. a viscous goo is dripping down in front of the windows near the top of the building, and more can be seen coming down from the ceiling of the first floor garage behind the ecto1 car

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 16/10/2026

it's less a flying car and more a machine designed to do that stunt that was made to look like a car a step towards flying cars like this was a step towards robot dogs

the tomy spotbot, a motorized plastic toy shaped like a brown and white robot bulldog in basic geometric shapes

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 14/10/2026

i bought the Classic NES version, which is *aesthetically* the best case but damn do i wish it came out a year later so it had the good screen couldn't justify replacing it so soon tho

the NES edition GBA SP, it's designed to look like an NES console when closed, and like an NES controller when opened

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 05/10/2026

ya girl may have just placed an order to buy the cards she needs for the first commander deck she's building herself in paper... we're playing mono red burn with Kate Bishop folks

Hawkeye, Young Avenger
3R
Legendary Creature - Human Archer Hell
Reach
If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, instead it deals that much damage plus X, where X is Hawkeye's power
2/4
"Not bad for a girl with no superpowers, huh?"
-Hawkeye, Kate Bishop

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 02/10/2026

guess what? it's the best day of the week... fat girl friday!! 🩷🩷

selfie of jessie from below the neck to the tops of the thighs. she's nude and lying on her side, you can clearly see her fat tits and belly, and her soft fuzzy pubic area is peeking out below it

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 27/09/2026

yeah Kermit in drag... like THAT would ever happen....

still from an old Muppet skit with Kermit in a red dress? leopard? idk, wearing a necklace and blonde wig in his drag persona "Kermeena" next to some other failed early Muppet who looks like a pink handkerchief with eyes and a nose

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: the Be Sharps will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran's tour

still from the simpsons. Homer, Barney, Skinner, and Apu are singing on the roof of Moe's tavern, in a reference to the Beatles rooftop concert

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 12/09/2026

crash meowzers turns 6 today! wish him a happy birthday! 🥳😻

an orange and white tabby cat wearing a blue bowtie collar. he's got an orange curly toy next to his paw

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 07/09/2026

my beloved sexy samurai men....

Miyamoto Musashi from Onimusha: Way of the Sword, he's a gruff samurai with the likeness of Toshiro Mifune

Sasaki Ganryu from Onimusha: Way of the Sword. he's a long-haired pretty boy samurai, wearing a wide-brimmed metal hat and smiling menacingly

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 02/09/2026

*pounding on the table* MOLE! MODULE! MOLE! MODULE! MOLE! MODULE!

mole module
5
artifact - vehicle
menace
whenever this vehicle deals combat damage to a player, mill four cards. you may put a permanent card from among them onto the battlefield
crew 2
6/6

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 29/08/2026

went out to a punk show on Wednesday night and wore a fun outfit 🖤

selfie of jessie, she's wearing high waisted black bikini bottoms, a black fishnet top, black X pasties, and a black faux leather biker jacket. her makeup looks move and she's smiling, and she's holding her phone up bc it's a bathroom mirror selfie

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 27/08/2026

i got 0/100 does that make me the most loser or the least, anyway some of these bands have gotta be fake

Ultimate loser music bingo
Death grips
Beck
The mountain goats
Brainiac
Primus
.SD and the search for god
Slowdive
Sonic
Youth
Duster
Lightning
Bolt
Elliot Smith
Captain beefheart!
AJJ
GY!BE
Björk
Geordie
greep
have a nice life
Oinga
Boingo
Pixies
death cab for cutie
Falling In
Reverse
Your arms are my cocoon
Built To Spill
Radiohead
American
Football
Buzzcocks
The Prodigy
Rush
Kid
Spatula
sign crushes motorist
Fugazi
Of
Montrea
PEGMAFIA
Sweet
Trip
Deftones
The Beatles
Squid
Panchiko
Title
Fight
Rebzyy×
Horse jumper of love
Black
Flag
the microphones
Nine Inch
Nails
Deerhoof
Neutral
Milk Hotel
Crystal
Castles
Xiu
Xiu
Flatsoเาต
Aphex
twin
Ween
Interpol
King
Crimson
Tally Hall
Slint
three oh sees
My Bloody
Valentine
Pink
Floyd
Massive
Attack
Femtany
Black country, new road
The Smiths
Richard
Hell
XTC
Cyberbully
Mom Club
Swans (Stereolab

Frank
Zappa
Talking
Heads
Portisheac
The decemberists
The magnetic fields
Melt-
Banana
Violent
Femmes
Primal
Scream
Animal
Collective
watchman
The Antlers
Bob
Dylan
Ramshackl glory
Megadeth
Red house painters
The
Garden
Black
Midi
The
Amps
STOMACH
BOOK
Car Seat
Headrest
LCD
soundsystem
Machine girl
Cocteau
Twins
Weezer
The Smile
Two lone swordsmen
Modest
Mouse
Negative
XP
Joy
Division
anything that's vocaloid
Butthole surfers
The Front
Bottoms
Television

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 27/08/2026

DOES GOD BLESS YOUR TRANSSEXUAL HEAAART

Laura Jane Grace playing a black acoustic guitar on stage at the Iron Horse

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 11/08/2026

titties and tummy? on MY tuesday?? it's more likely than you think

selfie of jessie from below the neck to her thighs. she's wearing some coral colored panties with a sugar skull design and nothing else. the way she's sitting makes her fat body squish together in a way that emphasizes her curves, and her hand is resting on her chest above her tits with pierced nipples

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 09/08/2026

lil man is plotmaxxing he's schemepilled in his "heh heh heh" era

an orange and white tabby cat, lying on his side on a grey sofa. he's got his green eyes in like a half squint, his head is positioned kinda forward, he's making like a :3 face, and his paws are drawn up and overlapping. it kinda looks like he's hunched forward, rubbing his paws together, and giving a smirk

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 07/08/2026

hi im jessie! i turned 44 in april i started estrogen just before i turned 38 THERE IS STILL TIME

selfie of jessie, she's wearing a cami with a red lace bra visible underneath, she's got her long dark hair in a high ponytail, and her makeup is looking good and she's smiling

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 06/08/2026

your smarmy tantrum got a trans woman hounded off this website, Ken.

gwen pepperoni • 6m

it is clear i am the one who is in the wrong so i am just gonna deactivate for a bit to allow ken to recover in peace

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 03/08/2026

fool that i am, i said "should make", as if it was not a certainty that someone already HAD made

da Vinci's Last Supper recreated as a butter sculpture

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 02/08/2026

pictures of spiderman? pictures of spiderman tonight king? pictures of spiderman?? 👀

JK Simmons as J Jonah Jameson in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 30/07/2026

they made a whole thing about Fred being a chaser in one of the series

Fred from Scooby Doo sleeping and drooling while holding a magazine called "traps illustrated"

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 28/07/2026

now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry

the Shelbyville lemon guy from the simpsons, he's standing behind a big fence sign the stolen lemon tree behind him, and his mouth is puckering and his eyes are watering as he bites into a lemon

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 27/07/2026

get a load of this cool customer 😎😼

an orange and white tabby cat reclining on pillows on a sofa, looking very charismatic

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 26/07/2026

it's literally the name of this guy from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, a franchise where EVERYONE'S name is some kind of pun or wordplay!

screenshot from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney. Will Powers, a man with wild brown hair and sideburns and a grim face, is in the detention center speaking to the player through a glass divider. text reads:

[Will]
No, it's okay.
This is the real me.

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 22/07/2026

it's not even new! it's a reprint of a card from 3 years ago and he was Black then too!

aragorn the uniter
RGWU
legendary creature - human noble
5/5
whenever you cast a white spell, create a 1/1 white human soldier creature token
whenever you cast a blue spell, scry 2
whenever you cast a red spell, aragorn the uniter deals 3 damage to target opponent
whenever you cast a green spell, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn

this is the base version printing of the card from the 2023 lord of the rings magic set, depicting aragorn as a Black man

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 20/07/2026

fauna shaman might be fun with him, you can discard an elf to give him a new ability, and tutor up another elf that has an ability you want that you can discard with the next activation. and if you can sacrifice the fauna shaman after the first activation, thranduil can do the second the same turn

fauna shaman
1G
creature - elf shaman
2/2
G, tap, discard a creature card: search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle
"i call on both predators and protectors, for now is a season of war"

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