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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈

@jessilt.bsky.social
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She/Her. Autistic, non-verbal, lesbian gamer girl. Wrestling super-fan. Apologies in advance if I say something weird or cringy. Things tend to sound better in my head. Mansplainers get an immediate block. Zero tolerance.

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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Everyone wants to see Wheeler Yuta's new haircut. #AEW
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Bruh, I don't even know where to f'n begin with you...
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
He should have ended that post with "Oh, wait..."
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"I'M GAVIN NEWSOME AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE." 😂
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The money don't know where it comes from.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Ricochet: "You ain't gonna do nothing!" Jack Perry: *Does something* 🤣
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
#AEW: Jungle Jack Perry vs Anthony Bowens Me:
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's not as high profile, though.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Do I have to explain the difference between boys and girls to you now? 🙄
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Kissing a leopard's ass will only put you close enough for it to eat your face more conveniently.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Many of them are running the government.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Try getting them.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Normally I would, but I only have 2 fucks left and they're gonna have to last me another week.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
And if Kyle Fletcher jumps ship, there's a chance that he might take Mark Davis with him.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
LMAO "Ms. Teen Venezuela" 🤣
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
They keep doing this and they keep getting rejected by the courts. It's very, VERY difficult to patent certain concepts. And the more general those concepts are, the harder it gets.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Nah, I don't have any issue with a guy wanting a bigger paycheck and a bit more attention. But the fed doesn't know how to build stars. They just kinda put a bunch of clowns on the screen and hope a star happens. But Hobbs is already a star. They just gotta get out of his way and let him be one. 😂
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He always was a core part of the show. But sometimes, tumors can push the vital organs out of their proper positions, and the only answer is to remove the cancer.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I would actually watch that. 😂
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I'm not going to watch him, but I hope the fed does something good for him, story-wise. He can be terrifying when he wants to be and deserves some attention.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Wow, that's really good for lowish poly!
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I grew up in a video arcade, so I know the struggle well. 😜
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If this whole thing was a movie, it would sweep every award show in the comedy categories.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
We attacked Venezuela over Fentanyl when virtually ALL Fentanyl comes from Mexico.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I have lived in America for 53 years and I still don't understand American Football. In fact, ANY time someone says "football," this is what first comes to my mind:
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The crisis is the reason for the crisis. I don't know how many times I need to say this, but chaos isn't a side effect. It's the GOAL. They want Trump to become the biggest problem he can become so, when they finally remove him, we'll hail them as heroes for putting out the fire THEY started.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
"And I have money!" You DID. 😂
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Some quick translations: "...a large..." = "about a dozen" "...and growing..." = "there were 10 last week" "We will see articles of impeachment introduced..." = "We're impeaching Tim Walz because Dems like him and we're mad that you're going to impeach Trump" Hope that helps!
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Impeaching Trump impeaches all his unelected lackeys.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
As long as they're not serial killers, Nazis or doing bad things to kids, I don't see as I have reason to care. Everyone's a freak to someone else. 🤷‍♀️
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Also, why do all of them look like they have to take a poop?
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hey look! It's the Shady Bunch!
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
They are people who are incapable of thinking about anything else except for right now. They can't consider what comes next because, to them, the future isn't a real concept to them.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Except for all of us who DID see it coming and were called alarmists by the rest of you.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Pelupelu race from #FFXIV answers the question: "What if capitalists WEREN'T a bunch of douchebags?"
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I thought it was a bit cheesy...but a GOOD kind of cheesy. 😉
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I can count the number of days on NO hands.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It's not like we didn't already know he was going to lie. I would have been more shocked if he told the truth.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"That's a nice economy you got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to OURS." - The Confather
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"Fascism is okay, as long as there's videos that we can bitch about later." The Dems are absolutely useless.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It was a joke.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
He has managed to unite most of the world against a common enemy: The United States of America.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When has Trump ever actually understood anything? 😂
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Was the guy who shot him okay?
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I know: it's definitely a "your mileage may vary" kinda thing. Way, way back, my older brother and his wife bought a Geo Metro that was in the shop more than it was in his driveway. And that's barely an exaggeration.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The same guy who said this was probably part of the group that smeared their own feces on the walls of the Capital Building.
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I recently have a new therapist, and I apologize to them in advance. 😅
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Has the "What's Up?" field always been there or am I just completely oblivious? #Clueless
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Jessi 🏳️‍🌈 @jessilt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Growing up with militant hippie parents, I've seen this coming for a while now. For me, it's just another Friday. And yes, I fully realize that is both comforting and horrifying at the same time (probably a lot more of the latter).
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