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Jessie Zupcic

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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 27/08/2026
www.statista.com/chart/15676/... 😳🧻
statista.com
Infographic: The U.S. Leads the World in Toilet Paper Consumption
This chart shows the estimated annual per capita toilet paper consumption in selected countries in 2018.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 20/08/2026
Manifestation culture is no different and no less problematic than manifest destiny.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 10/08/2026
Let’s lay on bunny poop.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 08/08/2026
So do most people know what dolphins Hootie was referring to?
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 30/07/2026
Carnivorous bees.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 04/07/2026
Eat beans ev’ry day. (Nate Dogg voice)
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 13/06/2026
Indeed. 💻
Excel error message says: “You cannot save this document with extension ‘.csv’ at the end of the name. The required extension is ‘.csv’. You can choose to use both, so that your file name ends in ‘.csv.csv’.” Then gives the options to Use .csv, Use Both, or Cancel
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 05/06/2026
Dear Businesses, please put your location and operating hours at the top of your website.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 30/04/2026
“On average, there is a 3% tariff gap between women’s and men’s clothes.” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com
Taxes and Tariffs
Podcast Episode · Articles of Interest · S8 E7 · 34m
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 15/04/2026
Just thinking about the bird nest fungi I found in a McDonald’s parking lot earlier this year… 🍄
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 14/04/2026
I give Christmas limas to all my friends and family who are just getting into 🫘 life. It’s in my top five for sure!
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 14/04/2026
I mean as long as you don’t give them tax breaks, you make them pay into local infrastructure improvements, and you regulate what the stadium can charge for concessions, then why not?
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 11/04/2026
Just ordered 3lbs!! 🫘🤤
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 02/07/2025
It has been brought to my attention that some people don’t know that Pegasus and unicorns are not the same.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 02/06/2025
Epic!!
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 02/06/2025
Umami is the flavor that fills the soul.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 20/05/2025
Hey Mr. Nugget, yer the bomb. 💣
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 17/05/2025
Pinocchio lizard!
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 14/05/2025
U.S. IDs will no longer specify M/F/X. Instead, Y/N will be used to specify who has or wants 30 dolls.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 14/05/2025
🤣
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 14/05/2025
@soupybones.bsky.social idk feels like it vibe
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 14/05/2025
Pro tip - piss off a Californian by calling it “Cali”
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 17/04/2025
A WHALE FALL
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 17/04/2025
🤣
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 17/04/2025
So much movement. Lots of dancing figures.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 17/04/2025
Boop!
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 17/04/2025
Who was gonna tell me there are wolverines in WA!? www.auburn-reporter.com/news/joni-th...
auburn-reporter.com
Joni the wolverine does it again - and makes babies on Mt. Rainier | Auburn Reporter
For the third year in a row, she’s the MVP — Mom, Very Proud — of Mount Rainier’s wolverine population.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 16/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform with a sash that says right to jail on it
ALT: a man in a military uniform with a sash that says right to jail on it
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 16/04/2025
Even after they pay, straight to jail!
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 16/04/2025
Rockfish, beans, AND poached egg!?!?
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 09/04/2025
A “single gram of silica gel could have an internal surface area of eight hundred square meters—the size of almost two basketball courts.” www.scopeofwork.net/silica-gel/
scopeofwork.net
How Silica Gel Took Over the World
Silica gel packets seem like the only thing keeping our packaged food crispy and our belongings free of mildew. How on earth did they all get here?
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 04/04/2025
😹
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 04/04/2025
I get decision paralysis in the toilet paper aisle. 🧻
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 02/04/2025
🤯
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 02/04/2025
😹
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 01/04/2025
Not yet. I’ll have to keep an eye out for them
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 01/04/2025
Mine has started budding and blooming for the first time!!
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 27/03/2025
Sometimes random words burst into my mind and refuse to leave me alone for days on end. This week it’s “obfuscate.”
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 27/03/2025
Hey, at least you made it all the way to the Blue Mountains.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 26/03/2025
I just need a manatee to give me a hug.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 18/03/2025
A coauthor once jumbled my last name. I didn’t find out until after pub. The journal said they could publish a correction statement in a future issue but wouldn’t update my name on the actual paper. It’s a fully digital journal.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 18/03/2025
Maybe? Or maybe from diving into the snow while hunting?
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 17/03/2025
Could it be snow algae on the owl’s feathers??
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 15/03/2025
That moment when you recommend a podcast to your friend who recommended that same podcast to you…
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 15/03/2025
🤣😭
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 15/03/2025
Brains made of slime molds???
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 15/03/2025
I love it! One of my favorite things to do when I used to take care of boats in a harbor was to look for fun critters growing on the dock.
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 14/03/2025
What a stunner! Did you find it tide pooling? Diving?
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 11/03/2025
Google Docs is pulling some Microsoft Word auto formatting bs and my patience is wearing thin. Don’t @ me about “proper” software (looking at you, @willduncan.com 🤣).
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Jessie Zupcic @jessiezupcic.com · 10/03/2025
Must be a Kurt thing.
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