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Jess

@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social
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She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3h
Many 3am study nights spent here!!! @ SFU
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3h
Thanks! 🥰
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3h
@ SFU
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 8h
I've been to 3 Nickelback concerts! Admittedly only have firm memories of 2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 They are a legit party.
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 8h
I joined the Nickelback fanclub 😁
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 9h
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 I need tix open.spotify.com/concert/23gK...
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Nickelback, DON BROCO Tickets Calgary (Scotiabank Saddledome) on 4/6/2027 at 6:30 PM | Spotify
Find tickets for Nickelback with DON BROCO at Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary on 4/6/2027 at 6:30 PM
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 11h
She wants a similar aged cousin, not trying to offer herself up 😂💗
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 11h
Me to my niece: I'm going to adopt. My 12-year old niece: REALLY??? Can you adopt a 12 year old? 😂
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 11h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Indiana Jones: Idol Swap in Raiders of the Lost Ark
ALT: Indiana Jones: Idol Swap in Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 11h
My dad, in a discussion to counter my Carnap argument: "When I was a paperboy I read this article on men who kill their wives... [long explanation]" Me: When you were a paperboy? When was that??? 1967 when he was 8 😂 Really pulling from the archives lmao. Apparently a paper was part of his pay.
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 13h
😩💦 Omg
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 13h
Bluesky Halloween party! Show us your costume (But make it sexy)
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Black Goat Rearing Up
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 13h
Name your first celeb crush 🤤🥵🫠
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Goldeneye 007 Goldeneye
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 16h
Sports Auntying 🏒
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 16h
MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/5GUYJT...
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Self Control
Frank Ocean · Blonde · Song · 2016
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 17h
Yay! 🙌 I haven't shaved anything in years and it's awesome.
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FCK YES.
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alas no. If you have a mail ballot you have to mail it 😅 I could try to mail it on Tuesday.
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ I forgot to mail my ballot. 😩 I guess I better line up on Tuesday.
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/4B2lJi...
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The Blower's Daughter
Damien Rice · O · Song · 2003
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me to me and to everyone.
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The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
ALT: The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂😂😂 amazing
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pumpkin dezmo @dezmo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is still one of my favorite pictures of all time
stages of grief with knock off butter brand names
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🍂🍁🧡♥️
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/1jtewu...
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Squirt
Only Fire · Squirt · Song · 2023
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Pointing Man Says 'That Is Correct'
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What do I wear today, what do I wear today? WHAT DO I WEAR TO-DAY??? what do I wear? * *To the tune of Pippi Longstocking animated series theme song
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alls I'm saying is, getting up the morning after karaoke is a tough sell.
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Example Daniel @exampledaniel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Karaoke cuties! 🥰😍
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/2CGNAO...
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luther (with sza)
Kendrick Lamar, SZA · GNX · Song · 2024
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's actually a long dress 👗!
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you 💙
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was my "I'm just an innocent girl, be nice to me 🥺" outfit.
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Wednesday 💙🩵
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yay, my referendum ballot came! No to the nine!!!! #NEINNINE
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Terry Jeffords & Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cast Cheer
ALT: Terry Jeffords & Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cast Cheer
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👁👄👁
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/2VeR22...
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Drop Dead Gorgeous
Princess Nokia · GIRLS · Song · 2025
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently I'm the only one posting to #bicepsky and that's a shame. Although I'm more of a forearm girl.
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💃🥰
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Sabaton 2026
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sabaton 2026! Besties and outfit 🖤
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Centaur
Alt: Centaur
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Sabaton #bicepsky 👁🫦👁
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MOOD. open.spotify.com/track/27qo8w...
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Like You Mean It
Steven Rodriguez · Like You Mean It · Song · 2023
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amazing idea, wonderful execution!!!
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OMG I had a 3:00 am conceptual breakthrough on my paper.
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Brain Brain Meme
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm going to be a sexy and slightly haunted woman full of microplastics for Halloween 🎃👻
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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