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Thoticus Prime

@jessicajernigan.com
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Books. Local politics. Public education. Trans liberation. Intersectional feminism. Carbohydrates. These are my passions. She/Her

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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 15/11/2025
When it comes to serving takes that are clueless but also feel erudite @theatlantic.com does not disappoint.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 13/11/2025
“Fucking magnets, how do they work?” #miracles
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 04/11/2025
@nytimes.com going hard in the paint
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 30/09/2025
Source: Center on Budget and Inequality at Georgetown Law
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 28/09/2025
Is this a cursed headline? Obviously. Is this the most cursed headline of even just today? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 19/08/2025
These are the folks building that white hetero housing development in the Ozarks. They seem like cool guys.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 19/08/2025
Oh, hey. This is my school district and I may be quoted in this article.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 17/08/2025
Dang. Even white people are coming around.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 11/08/2025
I didn’t know I was hoping to never see this bish’s face again but apparently I was
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 11/08/2025
This gal really has her finger on the pulse
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 27/07/2025
I mean, sure? I would love that.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 26/07/2025
Just got called a Trumper in disguise. This is a new experience. Please see offending comment. I’m doing my best to call in, but I’m seeing a lot of white Dems losing the thread.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 26/07/2025
I mean, it sounds like he had a threefold message, right?
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 26/07/2025
On the one hand, I am a fan of ethics rules and I’m not inclined to say a person I like should get away with a minor infraction because people I don’t like get away with worse. Nevertheless…
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 25/07/2025
Feels weird to hate a gay man this much, but as a long time fan of both cabaret and not being a Republican, I find this offensive.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 24/07/2025
This is the world we might have. Y’all we have really fucked up.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 21/07/2025
I know that everyone is busy and deadlines suck and Donald Trump is the worst regardless, but this shit is just lazy. The “falling out” between Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is pretty well documented. It’s stupid rich baby-man nonsense, but it’s not just Trump saying “He doesn’t even go here.”
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 20/07/2025
Yes I know that this is basically the entire articles but I can’t help myself
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 20/07/2025
Ye goss
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 20/07/2025
This is just a cursed paragraph
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 19/07/2025
Did not know this is a job.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 19/07/2025
The idea of a Bari Weiss Era—in any context—sends a chill down my spine
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 16/07/2025
This is one of the stupidest things I’ve read in a while
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 15/07/2025
Please forgive me for stating the obvious, but this is MONSTROUS. Bitch is laughing and making jokes and that fucking graphic!
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 15/07/2025
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 14/07/2025
Fun little nugget from 2016 article about Donald Trump’s history of charitable giving.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 30/06/2025
Rep. Julie Johnson, a co-chair of the Congressional Equality Caucus.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 30/06/2025
It’s a twofer
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 28/06/2025
Today has really sucked but this is 👌🏻
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 25/06/2025
New York Times gonna New York Times, I guess.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 25/06/2025
Well, this something, I guess.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 19/06/2025
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 17/06/2025
I guess my question is, “What even the fuck?”
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 14/06/2025
Oh, come on, @washingtonpost.com “Army’s birthday?”
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 13/06/2025
This truly is the stupidest timeline
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 12/06/2025
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 09/06/2025
That subhead tho
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 09/06/2025
That weird feeling you get when you find yourself on the same side as the guy who wrote “The Great Replacement.”
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 09/06/2025
This is one wild paragraph
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 08/06/2025
Compare and contrast
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 08/06/2025
Never would have guessed that James Frey is INSUFFERABLE
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 05/06/2025
Boom
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 05/06/2025
Choose 20 female authors whose work you admire. One author per day for 20 days, in no particular order. Day 5: Lisa Jewell #BookSky #AuthorChallenge
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 04/06/2025
Are they talking about the Bizarro Democratic Party, in Bizarro World?
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 01/06/2025
Gavin Newsom married Kimberly Guilfoyle #neverforget
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 28/05/2025
So, RFK Jr. is suggesting that the NIH get a Substack?
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 27/05/2025
This is what federal funding looks like in my Congressional district. The per pupil amount is important, but it’s kids who already have challenges who would be hit the hardest without federal funding.
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 21/05/2025
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 18/05/2025
The people at the Heritage Foundation do not give a fuck about antisemitism. They care about Israel because they care about the End Times. Jesus won’t be coming back unless Israel is whole and pre-diaspora worship has been restored in the Temple. This is what they care about. #projectesther
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Thoticus Prime @jessicajernigan.com · 15/05/2025
This is real. Seems that Donald Trump has transitioned from rich-guy kitsch to full-on totalitarian aesthetics. (Photo credit: @ericmgarcia.bsky.social)
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