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Jessica

@jessicainpitt.bsky.social
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Hot mess millennial | Boy mom | Sports chaos coordinator | Dancing through life & chasing joy 💃 | Turning 40 & thriving ✨

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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
If you’re looking for something fun (and mildly unhinged), ask ChatGPT to write your bio based on what it knows about you. It’s giving Enneagram type but with more personality and less accountability. #chatgpt
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
How many times have I watched Tanner from Love on the Spectrum meet Jack Black on The Kelly Clarkson Show? Enough that I’ve got no tears left. Pure joy. 💙
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I co-sign everything she said. Also, if you talk fast, I automatically like you. #adhd #fasttalker C: @olivialutfallah on IG www.instagram.com/olivialutfallah?i…
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We all need that friend who just knows. Tag yours. #friendship #struggles #bestfriend
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Forecast says: tankinis and jelly sandals all summer…what is this, the summer of 2002?! #millennials
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
When deception spring just up and left. #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Who remembers the AAA road atlas? In the ‘90s and 2000s, getting that fresh copy in the mail was the JC Penney catalog of road trips. Kids today will never know the struggle of planning routes with a giant map book…or the chaos of folding it back up
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
🚨🏒 NHL History Alert 🏒🚨 Pittsburgh Penguins’ goalie, Alex Nedeljkovic, made history in today’s game! 1️⃣ Assist: Nedeljkovic set up Glass for a power-play goal in the second period. 2️⃣ Goal: In the final moments, he took advantage of an empty-net opportunity and scored his own goal! 3️⃣ Legendary 🏆
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Shoutout to the runner out in 9° weather this morning. You’re built different. Even the bears are like, ‘Nah, I’ll wait until spring.’ And your confidence in dodging ice? Truly next level. Stay warm, legend. #runner
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Girl math says it’s cheaper to just buy everyone new clothes instead of wasting all that electricity and water doing laundry. Convince me I’m wrong.
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
We’ve always been told karma would catch up to them, but social media makes it look like karma’s stuck in traffic. #karma #adulting #socialmediafront
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Always torn between packing up the family and moving to another state for a grand adventure…and not even wanting to unload the dryer. #momlife
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Shoutout to the moms who blast their favorite songs, dance like nobody’s watching, and handle the madness of life with a smile (most days). Let’s keep laughing, loving, and showing up—even when it’s messy. #momlife
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’m just here to avoid doing laundry and pretend I have my life together. #millennial
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
PSA to parents: If you haven’t bought Valentine’s Day cards yet, you’re already late. They were probably gone before the Halloween candy. Welcome to holiday chaos 2024. #parenting #holidays
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Three Mondays left, and I’m buried in shopping, wrapping, and everything else. Is it Christmas or just chaos? 2025, I’m ready for a fresh start… can we make January a national holiday to recover from December? #workingmom #monday
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When I moved to Pittsburgh, someone told me there was great pizza in Squirrel Hill. I had to let them know that where I’m from, Squirrel Hill means something very different. #pittsburgh #kentucky
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Millennial moms are the real MVPs: balancing sports schedules, work deadlines, and our own mental breakdowns — all while pretending we’re not secretly still mad about Brad and Jen breaking up. Who’s with me? 🫠 #HotMessMillennial #WorkingMomLife #BradAndJenForever
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
“Our friendship is how I learned to compromise. It's how I learned that the families we make are as significant as the ones we're born into. It's how I learned that the greatest loves are not always romances.” - This Summer Will Be Different IYKYK #bestfriend #momfriends #books #mustread
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’m not mad; I’m just cold, which is basically the same thing but with shivering and extra attitude. #winter #cold
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’d like to formally request a Nights in Rodanthe remake: Rachel McAdams as Adrienne (obviously), Chris Pine as Paul (perfect), and Jon Hamm as Jack (the messy ex). Still torn on the best friend—Octavia Spencer or Jennifer Garner? Thoughts? #Millennial #DreamCasting #NicholasSparks #MovieRemake
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If I could live in every state for a year, I would. Five states down, and it’s only made me want to experience all the places I haven’t been. #travel #moving
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It’s Monday, which means Christmas is basically tomorrow and I haven’t even finished last year’s to-do list.
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
One thing I noticed after moving away from my small town is how people from big cities always say their city instead of their state. In small towns, it’s the opposite—you rarely mention your town; you always say your state.
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I love the holiday magic, but not the Elf on the Shelf. If I wanted to add another thing to stress about, I’d just wrap myself in tinsel and call it a day.
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The turkey’s gone, the pants are tighter, and I’m officially in a committed relationship with pie until Monday.
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Just here to overthink, overshare, and maybe make you laugh. Follow along for the chaos.
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Jessica @jessicainpitt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
New here! Am I too old for this? Maybe. Will that stop me? Absolutely not.
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