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Jesse Skinner

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I'm a software engineer, coding since the '80s and building web apps since 2001. I love simplifying complex & messy legacy systems. I still help clients that emailed […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ toot.cafe/@JesseSkinner, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
This has to be the best email I've ever gotten from Amazon. #aws
[aws logo]

To whom it may concern,

This e-mail confirms that the Amazon Web Services account associated with account ID ############## is permanently closed and cannot be reopened. Any content remaining in this account is inaccessible and will be erased.

Sincerely,
Amazon Web Services
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Typewriter ad, seen in Victoria Albert South Kensington, London.
"STUDY AND LOVE"
A woman sleeping with her hand on a red typewriter. A man behind her holding a book, looking into the distance. Behind, a landscape of mountains and a lake and a purple sky.
"olivetti"
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026
I want this.. #retrocomputing #ancienttech
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026
DON'T TALK

THE WEB IS SPUN FOR YOU WITH INVISIBLE THREADS

KEEP OUT OF IT HELP TO DESTROY IT

STOP= THINK

ASK YOURSELF IF WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY MIGHT HELP THE ENEMY

SPIES ARE LISTENING

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER NORTHEASTERN DEPT. U.S ARMY
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
#photo #snow #barrie
A For Lease sign in front of a house, almost completely buried in snow.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2025
This Black Friday is looking pretty white... #blackfriday #snow
A backyard covered in 20cm of snow
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2025
I can't find anything about this online. Any ideas??? #linux #exploit #security
Event Summary: Urgent: Security Patch Deployment - VM Maintenance Window

Dear Customer,

A Linux exploit has been discovered that poses a direct risk to virtualized environments worldwide. To safeguard your workloads and data, we must act immediately.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2025
Should I do it?
Add Extra Cheese
Choose up to 99
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2025
It begins... #autumn #trees
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2025
Fairy ring in a graveyard in #Berlin Hexenring in ein Friedhof
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2025
#berlin #photo
An empty path along a graffiti covered brick wall
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2025
#bee #flower #photo
A honeybee feeding on a red flower
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2025
#berlin
Street lamps and the fehrnsehturm
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2025
"On the Calculation of Volume" by Solvej Balle Fantastic book. I read it in one day. I don't think I've done that before. It's a Danish book about a woman stuck in a time loop, like Groundhog Day, but with some notable differences. Like, if she buys things, she […] [Original post on toot.cafe]
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2025
#berlin #birdwatching
A crane on a log in a pond
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2025
[ai use, swearing] I might need to fire this junior developer that lives in my editor. #ai #llm #coding
i figured it out without your bullshit non-help

Thought for 2 seconds

fair enough, my bad for overcomplicating it when the real issue was just the worker crashing
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2025
I'll pass
Spunk
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2025
That's too much Quality Street.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2025
Interesting and weird sky pattern after sunset.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025
"Blooming Giant", one of the largest flowers in the world. #botanicalgarden #berlin
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2025
Can't tell if this is a duck or a bunny.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2025
[Final Fantasy Spoiler] I beat it!! #finalfantasy #ff1 #finalfantasy1 #nes #retrogaming
The End
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2025
All babies are equal, but some babies are more equal than others.
Cover of "Baby Animal Farm"
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2025
Found a picture of my computer in fourth year university, April 2003. Note the winamp, trillium (icq mostly), opera browser and, of course, the crt monitor balanced on a stack of programming books. #retrocomputing
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2025
Uh ok thanks for nothing.
Your Apple Account Request
Dear Jesse,

We have reviewed your request, and access to your account has been denied.

Sincerely,

Apple
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2025
www.facebook.com/share/p/1HZ2LLsFXE
Alnur Mussayev:

In 1987, I served in the 6th Directorate of the USSR KGB in Moscow. The most important direction of the work of the 6th Administration was the recruitment of businessmen from capitalist countries. It was that year that our administration recruited a 40-year-old businessman from the United States, Donald Trump under the pseudonym "Krasnov".
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025
👀
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025
This is obviously not proof but still LMFAO #deepseek #chatgpt #llm #ai
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025
Ooh, here's Qwen (I literally just heard about it since I posted the stuff above 3 minutes ago). Seems more similar to Claude & Gemini, I guess.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025
Last, but not (or maybe indeed) least, DeepSeek.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025
ChatGPT
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025
Here's Claude
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025
Next, Meta
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025
See if you can see which LLM copied another LLM. I asked each of them the same weird question, "what is blue?" First, Gemini.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2025
This l33t sp34k trick is brilliant and working well (for now). via infosec.exchange/@JosephMenn/113907…
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2025
No surprise here! #deepseek
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2025
I asked #DeepSeek its thoughts on chinese censorship. It answered with a long, thoughtful pros/cons (see screenshot for the last bit I was able to capture), and then it all vanished and was replaced with "Sorry, that's beyond my current scope. Let’s talk about something else." LOL
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2025
Very funny, Instacart.
Pairs well with your order
[Picture of a pear]
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2025
Good ol' Mr. Rags
A rag doll
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2025
New profile pic
smiling dude in a black tshirt and blazer with green grass and trees in the background.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2024
Time to dust off the history books, I guess. #Canada #history #books
The Invasion of Canada 1812-1813 by Pierre Berton
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2024
Here's my grandpa with Jimi Hendrix in 1968. #chum #toronto #jimihendrix
image/jpeg
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/12/2024
This is what "not a snowday" looks here.
snowy backyard
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 02/12/2024
So close..! (ChatGPT will throw this error if you try to get it to say the name "David Mayer" and nobody knows why..!) #openai #chatgpt #davidmayer
ChatGPT said:
Got it! Here’s a more direct version:
Hey David! Mayer is such a great last name.

You said:
perfect, except i never use punctuation in my smses

ChatGPT said:
Got it! Here’s the version without punctuation:
Hey David
I'm unable to produce a response.
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/11/2024
This Crocs review is intense.
Most Liked Positive Review
5 stars
A Masterpiece

These shoes have changed my life. When I wear them I feel like I'm walking on a cloud. They are obviously very beautiful as well. I have received so many compliments about them that my self confidence has soared. I was in such a dark place before these shoes I was about to kill myself but these shoes saved my life. They are a masterpiece and I beleive that they have changed the fashion industry forever. Watch out Christian Louboutin!
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/11/2024
Chill Autumn day in my backyard.
black squirrel and mourning dove chilling together on a chair
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2024
Can't decide whether the GitHub signup page is cringe or cool.
Welcome to GitHub!
Let’s begin the adventure
Enter your email
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/11/2024
With midjourney you can purposefully use old versions to generate the original terrible horrific kind of AI images we saw a couple of years ago. Thinking of using this to illustrate a blog post I wrote today. #ai #midjourney
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/11/2024
I think WarCraft II might be my favourite classic on here. dos.zone/warcraft-ii-tides-of-darkn…
screenshot of warcraft ii
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Jesse Skinner @jesseskinner.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/11/2024
Who needs GTA6 when you can play GTA1? dos.zone/grand-theft-auto-1997
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