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Russell Cohn @russellcohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I see “The Jews took down Platner” is now an explanation

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over.

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That's a red herring. What men do you know who can fold linens?

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

How else would anyone know they were there

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Are they pushing themselves now? Do they even realize they have the power to fix this?

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If you're raising children in Tribeca you absolutely must stop telling them they can be anything they want to be. Tell them to be electricians www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/o...

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Opinion | Platner’s Top Campaign Strategist on What Went Wrong (Gift Article)

Morris Katz helped Zohran Mamdani win, and then tried to do the same for Graham Platner. What has he learned?

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

And when she just did it again with the paraprofessional bonus bill, which is not only bad policy and a budget nightmare but likely illegal

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This is 59th to 125th St erasure

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

That is in fact what happens between 145th and 168th st on the 8th Ave line

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/07/2026

a dorito optimized for fiber on the other hand would be a massively important public health intervention

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I've been shocked to see that the vast majority of people are walking around unmasked rn. Being outside for 5 minutes without a mask makes me feel terrible, and I'm a healthy person!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The CDC is so underfunded now that it's like: "Just remove the three outer layers of lettuce, so you don't consume any feces, then wash each interior leaf individually, so you remove any hidden feces. Good luck!"

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I went on a very bad date with that exact guy once. He was very late to our date in the west village because he couldn't find a parking spot.

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I'm so upset to have watched this and learned that it's not satire. wtaf.

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Seems perfect for RFK to take a dip in

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Sorry but what the fuck is this

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/07/2026

I’ll never forget or forgive the men for whom “he describes women as ‘hatchet wounds’” wasn’t enough

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Rich Mintz @richmintz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

New contribution to transplant discourse: only native New Yorkers know the Brooklyn Bridge isn’t supposed to be on fire

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Sounds like you have fallen into a sampling bias pitfall lol

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Or if you don't use an e-bike at all, they want to know why! This survey is for everyone!

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I think we're saying the same thing lol

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I agree! "Lower income" is actually measurable and, for this neighborhood, true though

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It's "lower income" precincts on the NYT page, which is probably driven in large part by Borough Park which Goldman won big in

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

the next preliminary regatta series will be in September in Naples and then the full cup is next spring/summer

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Emma the Sewer Socialist @mayorseidel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

We can now say with some confidence that this video made him a Congressman a year later.

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Hint: he's yeshiva educated

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Buddy let me tell you about the incumbent there

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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

the world falling apart sucks real bad, but it's amazing that New York somehow slipped into an Disney Channel Original Movie alternate reality where our problems are fixed by Mayor Socialism and the Power of Friendship wins basketball championships.

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Greatest city in the history of the world

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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I like this alternate reality where BDB only had 4 years

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Jalen Brunson: “You’re allowed to think about the worst possible scenario. But you gotta go out there and do something about it.” A good mantra for fighting fascism too.

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