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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 23h

This was the birth of influencers.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 08/10/2026

I’ve reached The Devil’s Streak in Duolingo.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 27/09/2026

Knowing English is Cheating When Lesrning French, Part 288:

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 13/09/2026

My wife and I do jigsaw puzzles when we’re stressed out by politics. It stops our fingers from doomscrolling.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 31/08/2026

I’ve apparently reached the “French for divorcees” section of Duolingo.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 04/08/2026

THE No. 1 suggested question. No others are more common.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 26/07/2026

I have reached the French Existentialism section of Duolingo.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 23/07/2026

“What are you doing?” “… Writing music. Duh…”

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 18/07/2026

“Alexa, what do you do when you discover you may have married a squirrel?”

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 05/07/2026

Tried to use the bathroom at a diner in Boise, ID. Ended up in the #backrooms.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 05/07/2026

Scenes from within Wind Cave National Park in South Dakota.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 04/07/2026

Just got back home from an 18 day RV/minivan road-trip across the country so we could show out kids the country they live in. Took some pictures across the way and thought I’d share some. Here the sun sets over the purple mountains’ majesty of the Grand Teton Mountains in western Wyoming.

The sun sets over the purple mountains’ majesty of the Grand Teton Mountains in western Wyoming.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 22/05/2026

At the end of Stephen Colbert's last video for "The Late Show," a show famously being shut down for blatantly political reasons, after Stephen's touching goodbye to his crew & fans, the braying CBS advert screen made a point to tell me to make sure I watch new episodes every week, live at 11:35 pm.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 28/04/2026

My children did not appreciate my first attempt at some Minecraft cosplay.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 21/04/2026

10. Arrhenius is named after Swedish chemist Svante Arrhenius. Arrhenius was one of the first, if not the first, people to lay out a formal case for human activity being able to impact the Earth's climate. I propose that the ICS and the @the-iugs.bsky.social name this period of time after Svante.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 21/04/2026

8. Arrhenius has different Heritages to choose from when making your character. One of them is the smarty-pants Dorrem, high-tech humans who burrowed into the bedrock in order to escape the oncoming glacial ice. My own personal headcanon is that the Dorrem eventually become H. G. Wells' morlocks.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 08/04/2026

Well. I mean, you know. Good for her.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 07/03/2026

Not a single one of these socks has a match. #wtf #parenthood

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 20/02/2026

Is there a single ad system in 2026 that's more useless than the emails LinkedIn sends me every freakin' morning?

A screenshot of a LinkedIn email says that the top job pick for me is to be a Hindi Voice Over Artist for a Canadian company. This despite the fact that don't speak Hindi, nor am I a voice over artist, nor am I Canadian.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 13/01/2026

What the fucking what are you talking about, instruction manual?

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 11/01/2026

#OperationInternet update, 1 hour in: I have my first official backer. #ItsOn

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 11/01/2026

So, you know, like and repost to spread the word on #OperationInternet. I think we're onto something here. jesseharlin.itch.io/arrhenius

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 11/12/2025

It wigs me out that Fidelity’s app is age rated for 4 year-olds.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 20/11/2025

Tell me you’ve worked forever in #GameAudio without telling me you’ve worked forever in game audio. Found these while cleaning just now. I’m very intrigued by the “Static Noises” disc, but unfortunately I don’t have anything that can accept a data CD in 2025. 💿👎

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 04/11/2025

Caillou has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 29/09/2025

“Ah! Oui, Burundi! Je le connais bien et c’est tout près de Zaïre, oui? Tout près de Mozambique. No! Tanzania! Tanzania… hahaha.” “Mais! Le chat est sur la chaise. Et le singe est sur la branche! Et:”

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 11/09/2025

Pink Cat can’t believe the catty bullshit Dog and Lion just said about Giraffe. (This is how I entertain myself while doing the dishes.)

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 25/08/2025

We deserve the future we’ve wrought for ourselves. #TheFutureSucks

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 04/08/2025

My new certification came through.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 17/07/2025

I grew up on #sci-fi. I was told endlessly how amazing it would be, how dangerous it would be, how alien it would be, how luxurious it would be. No one told me how mundanely dumb it would be. #TheFutureIsStupid

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 06/07/2025

My son and I just took this photo with my 6 year-old camera phone and a cheapo telescope from Costco. “I feel like an astronomer!” he yelled, and I felt like I was watching the birth of a life-altering memory.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 04/06/2025

Stop trying to flirt with me, Facebook. I dumped you a long time ago.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 03/05/2025

It’s like it’s food designed by AI, named by AI, and then marketed via an AI campaign. What the fuck is with that cheese slice?

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 27/04/2025

I think Duolingo is trying to catfish me.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 21/04/2025

Unnamed sources at the Pentagon are saying this guy is currently being vetted for the Sec. of Defense position.

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Jesse Harlin (derogatory) @jesseharl.in · 25/03/2025

Things suck. But if you’re like me and it’s been hard to pull your eyes away from the news, one thing that has surpringly helped me and my sanity lately is frickin’ jigsaw puzzles. Time consuming? ✅ Takes concentration? ✅ Yet another way to interact with and appreciate art? ✅ #TeamPuzzle

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