Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026good guess fitbit but no, that was not an outdoor bike ride i was doing in my bed from 7:15 to 8:00 this morning 3170
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it's a big day in the jesse household, i got four (4) new pairs of underpants today 3160
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026swiping over to the discover tab and heart-ing a nude, as a treat 0121
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026what's a fun autumnal date night activity that isn't just drinking at a bar, please help i'm desperate and terrible at this 280
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026hey team i'll be working from home today, i'm going through something fierce 0130
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026my neighbor's cat visits me whenever i walk by and i would die for her 43107131
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i'm halfway into a book that is decidedly not for me, but i can't bring myself to abandon it and move on why am i like this 090
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026when the waiter is too busy and forgets about my third margarita 0130
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026played fibbage with a group of gays last night and i won every round, turns out i'm an excellent liar and deceiver 3100
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i want to do more karaoke what are some good karaoke songs for a gay who can carry a tune but doesn't have much range 240
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026bought a ticket for this afternoon to see Lesbian Bed Death at Hotel Rwanda or whatever it's called 030
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i contain multitudes #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 0110
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026there weren't any off-leash dogs terrorizing the park during my gay little afternoon walk AND i got tacos 0130
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i'm currently sitting alone waiting for my food in a very crowded tavern, please keep me company and ask me questions or just send me interesting statements 2130
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026they're playing spice world on the tv at the bar and i'm staying to watch the whole thing because I love cinéma 180
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026slams laptop shut until i get back home from my gay little walk to the park 090
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i'd do the pantone thing but i don't want to reveal that all four of mine are air signs 030
Reposted by JesseStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It's the weekend, baby 6600111
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 21/06/2026had to leave the bar in a hurry because a woman sat next to me smelling like the cheapest floral perfume, but not before a gay walked up, flirted with me, and then commented to the bartender that it "smelled like a meier & frank" in there 060
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 14/06/2026saw a shadowcast performance of the hedwig film and it was very fun and gay, happy pride 020
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i've been seeing him fully clothed in quince ads now, it's like throwing a tarp over the statue of david 040
Jesse @jessebpdx.bsky.social · 28/05/2026the only hard part about being perpetually single is putting on the duvet cover by myself every time 390
