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Jesse Noonan

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friend-shaped music boy with an album out now ffm.to/JNtragedy

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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MNF alt-cast idea: the exact same broadcast but Troy Aikman’s mic is muted
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
great start
Chargers-Seahawks game, both QBs are 0/1, 0 yards, 0 TDs, 1 INT
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay Bluesky needs to see this beautiful big man first down
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
zach bryan has always been based. it’s why his music is always so sad, he’s woke enough to realize that everything sucks
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can take James Franklin out of Penn State but you can’t take the James Franklin out of James Franklin
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🐻🐻BEAR WATCH 2026🐻🐻 The Fat Bear Week magic didn’t lead to another undefeated bear week, unfortunately. But given the way the Bears won on Monday night, I’m not too broken up about it. Bear football teams went 6-5 this week. 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
BEAR WATCH 2026
WEEK 4
BAYLOR BEARS
vs COLORADO • 23-13
BROWN BEARS
vs HARVARD • 10-14
CAL GOLDEN BEARS
vs CLEMSON • 10-24
CENTRAL ARKANSAS BEARS
@ FLORIDA STATE • 7-34
MAINE BLACK BEARS
@ ELON • 17-43
MERCER BEARS
@ ABILENE CHRISTIAN • 34-17
Compiled by Jesse Noonan • Logos from SportsLogos.netBEAR WATCH 2026
WEEK 4
MISSOURI STATE BEARS
@ SMU • 24-34
MONTANA GRIZZLIES
@ UC DAVIS • 62-22
MORGAN STATE BEARS
BYE
NORTHERN COLORADO BEARS
vs UTAH TECH • 37-13
UCLA BRUINS @ MARYLAND • 54-3
CHICAGO BEARS
vs PHILADELPHIA EAGLES • 27-7
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the only nfl prediction i made before the season is that the rams would start 1-2, everyone would talk about how they’re not such a “super team”, and then they would go undefeated until they play the seahawks later this year the rams just did the first part…
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
throwing a pick on your opening drive is an effective way to beat the packers, it turns out
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
packers are playing 4D chess, you can’t blow a lead if you never have on in the first place
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my timeline has been nothing but fat bears and football this week, god bless
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
falcons throw a pick less than two minutes in packers immediately go three and out PACKERS get a false start penalty on an attempted hard count oh these teams are ASS ass
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i didn’t post bear watch last week and i’m posting it super late this week, i’m glad no one relies on me for anything cause i can’t even post an edited Canva document on time
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the lead up to Fat Bear Week, bear-based football teams went an even 6-6 this week. On the bright side, this is the first week everyone played! 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
BEAR WATCH 2026
WEEK 3
BAYLOR BEARS
vS LOUISIANA TECH • 36-19
BROWN BEARS
@ NEW HAVEN • 17-10
CAL GOLDEN BEARS
vS WAGNER • 49-7
CENTRAL ARKANSAS BEARS
@ SE MISSOURI • 9-27
MAINE BLACK BEARS
@ BOSTON COLLEGE • 16-22
MERCER BEARS
@ GEORGIA TECH • 11-44
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Jesse Noonan • Logos from SportsLogos net.BEAR WATCH 2026
WEEK 3
MISSOURI STATE BEARS
vs MARSHALL • 24-30
MONTANA GRIZZLIES
@ OREGON STATE • 17-52
MORGAN STATE BEARS 2
@ TOWSON • 41-26
NORTHERN COLORADO BEARS
vs NORTHEASTERN STATE • 23-17 (OT)
UCLA BRUINS
vs PURDUE • 52-38
CHICAGO BEARS
vs MINNESOTA VIKINGS • 3-9
Compiled by Jesse Noonan • Logos from SportsLogos.net.
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
holy shit georgia tech that man had a family
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
not clemson literally buttfumbling
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we’re so back
brandon perna (thatsgoodsports) looking distraught as the chiefs go up by multiple scores tom grossi yelling as the packers are short on a 4th & 1
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
something no one tells you about football: watch enough of it and you’ll have an unhealthy amount of opinions on ESPN’s scorebugs
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
chicago bears week 1 review:
Oh Fuck You're Gonna Make Me BEAR DOWN meme
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
unstoppable force (smu team that can’t stop making mistakes) meets immovable object (fsu team that can’t capitalize on them)
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🐻🐻BEAR WATCH 2026🐻🐻 So it turns out a lot of bear teams are week 1 cupcake filler for higher conference FBS teams, cause bear teams went 3-7 this week. Could be worse, though. I could be keeping track of horse teams in week 1 😬 🐻🐻🐻
BEAR WATCH 2026
WEEK 1
BAYLOR BEARS
vs AUBURN • 16-17
BROWN BEARS
BYE
CAL GOLDEN BEARS
vs UCLA • 24-45
CENTRAL ARKANSAS BEARS
VS WEST FLORIDA • 14-42
MAINE BLACK BEARS
@ APP STATE • 3-55
MERCER BEARS
VS PRESBYTERIAN • 62-3
Compiled by Jesse Noonan
• Logos from SportsLogos.netBEAR WATCH 2026
WEEK 1
MISSOURI STATE BEARS
@ TEXAS A&M • 0-50
MONTANA GRIZZLIES
VS DRAKE • 45-10
MORGAN STATE BEARS
@ ARIZONA STATE • 7-70
NORTHERN COLORADO BEARS
vs SOUTH DAKOTA • 23-38
UCLA BRUINS @ CALIFORNIA • 45-24
CHICAGO BEARS
BYE
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
no trust me, THIS will be the horse logo G6 team that will beat the ranked single-letter logo P4 team in week 1 of 2026
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Auburn just made an incredible game winning stop and the crowd looked like they just threw a pick lol
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
upon further reflection, this is oregon’s fault for opening their season against boise state. why would you do that to yourself
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i understand, Oregon. it’s been a long offseason and football is hard
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cook Out on College Football Saturday is the dictionary definition of the American dream
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
shoutout to the guy at the club last night who took one look at me and said “so which one of your parents is white?” 💀💀💀
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🐻🐻BEAR WATCH 2026🐻🐻 Football is back and so is BEAR WATCH! Week 0 saw football bear teams going 6-1 and even Northern Colorado kept it close! 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
BEAR WATCH 2026
WEEK 0
BAYLOR BEARS
BYE
BROWN BEARS
BYE
CAL GOLDEN BEARS
BYE
CENTRAL ARKANSAS BEARS
@ UT MARTIN • 36-24
MAINE BLACK BEARS
@ TOWSON • 21-18
MERCER BEARS
vs EAST TEXAS A&M • 23-15
Compiled by Jesse Noonan • Logos from SportsLogos.netBEAR WATCH 2026
WEEK 0
MISSOURI STATE BEARS
BYE
MONTANA GRIZZLIES
vs SOUTHERN UTAH • 28-21
MORGAN STATE BEARS
@ NORTH CAROLINA A&T • 17-7
NORTHERN COLORADO BEARS
VS WEBER ST • 29-30
UCLA BRUINS
BYE
CHICAGO BEARS
@ TITANS (PRESEASON) • 24-15
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
extremely tempted to post “if you don’t like that, you don’t like ACC football” after every play of this game
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
jeremy culhane?
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
the “i woke up feeling the cheesiest” ad is the football season equivalent of the hershey kisses jingle bell ad
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my main takeaway from the gta vi footage is that the main girl can do so much better
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
go girl, give us nothing
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
reminder to follow me on HEVY for thirst traps vaguely disguised as workout updates
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
friday playing on your phone in bed hits sooooo much harder than monday playing on your phone in bed
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
HAYNES KING I LOVE YOU
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
god we’re so back. we’ve never been more back
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
SHANG CHI MENTIONED EVERYONE!!!!!
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
as usual, the brits have learned nothing from past mistakes
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this world cup is worth it to watch the supposed favorites get belt to ass by an England team without its best players in the consolation match
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the US having most of the possession but still losing 3-1 is too easy of satire even for me
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
usmnt waving the white flag down two goals and less than 60 minutes in
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
halftime mood
dolphin i wanna die meme
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the way the US is playing you’d believe our main export is pratfalls
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the US needs to spend their halftime practicing breathing exercises
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
belgium out here spreading the misinformation that making goals in soccer is quick and easy
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i feel like i jinx the team i post about whenever i decide to post before/during a game and in unrelated news boy oh boy i hope belgium wins tonight
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ohhhh THAT’S what mexico was trying to do last night
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
unfortunately winning 3-2 while down a man and only having possession for like 10% of the time is very impressive, i just wish this England team wasn’t so boring
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Jesse Noonan @jesseanoonan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FIFA refs always write your name down on the yellow card like a disappointed substitute teacher
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DOMINIC TORETTO PAUSA DE HIDRATACION
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