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Jess

@jessarcade.bsky.social
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Married. Father of two. Hoping to never comment on 20 something year old's selfies. También habla español. Respondeme en español si quiere.

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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 4h
Oh yeah....and it has to be the expensive kind...
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 7h
Blue vibes.
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Blue Myself - Arrested Development
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 8h
We got a Kirby. It's awesome.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 10h
Besides "that". I like it because I can use cheats and if I don't feel like grinding through JRPGs, I don't have to. Also nice portable emulator.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 11h
I got a used one to put a mod chip in, and it basically had no issues.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 12h
That and how he thought 20 year mortgages were a normal thing for the public.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 12h
I guess I'll pay attention more the next time I scroll. Usually, for my feed, it's an old song, if anything. But I did get a reel that used an experimental ai translated audio, and it was freaky.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 13h
I do not seem to run into AI music as much as you, although I've mostly been listening to Michelle Branch and the Unicorn Academy soundtrack.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 13h
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Reapermk: Roxas's Summer Vacation Ends
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 14h
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Amanda Bynes Says 'That's Me!'
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 14h
🫡
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't I panic early and get it out of the way?
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least the Devils make it exciting when they lose. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Several minutes of sustained pressure eclipsed by a single turn over.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't recall the last Penalty Kill burn out the whole Power Play without a single stoppage or even zone clear?
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did some exercise. Got really sore. Haven't exercised again. Might do some light stuff to just keep up momentum. But now I'm also tired from lack of sleep.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the proper pronunciation.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me to my coworker when he's trying to convince me those were the Droids we were looking for.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I pose it open-ended and let them accept or change it. If they reject the whole thing and want something totally different, I allow that, too. I'm trying to give the reins away in that moment anyway, so if they realize they want them, all the better.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For me, I usually take the first step and then let them take the next if they want. An example: I had a PC who made a generic gunslinger. When they needed to talk to the sheriff, I said, "You, having done mercenary work, would have probably worked with the local guards and have good rapport?"
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And then kill that NPC!
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rah-Z-L
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FlanCortes@NYCC#J-37 @flancortes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heart of the Cards✨️⚡️
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Reel Obscure Podcast @reelobscurepod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CONGRATULATIONS to @joshuafrantic.bsky.social on reaching the funding goal for his mixed-media graphic novel, Hollowbane. There's still time to pick-up your copy (and maybe even hit some stretch goals 🤞) www.kickstarter.com/projects/jos...
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HOLLOWBANE
A supernatural mixed media hardcover graphic novel by award-winning author and artist Joshua Werner.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's now roughly 1% (2025 median PRE tax income $87,460). 1.6% at the Gamestop inflated price.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found this old post. In case you're wondering what flavor of spectrum I got.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao. Zac Snyder and his fans are hoping David Ellison will bring him back to make DC movies. I hope they do it. The quicker this fails the better.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tomahawk specifically because those are what they killed the schoolgirls with.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Except for the ones I personally like. That's the metric.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just trying to make ads not seem like ads. The ads designed to look like short form content really drive me crazy.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I increased my pledge by $10. It's so close...
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The mods:
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Ptsd War
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My wife made it a thing to put doodles in my kid's lunch box. Does this count as #inktober?
An anime styled cat and caterpie done in ink outline on sticky notes.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just want to add that's what most of the replies to bsky.app/profile/bloc... are.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kazaam and the Cosmic Hamburger
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thing is you don't code for a long time and you feel like a rube having to google the re.Match object for Python.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was trying to be generous to any stat nerds. Because Joe Mixon's first year here looked decent. But it was mostly him willing himself past a bad o-line and receptions.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's one of those things only local fans would've predicted because they watch all the games. Demeco's teams have consistently been taking games to the wire. Leaving it up to last minute FGs. The running game has never been great. The secondary would let up at least 1 busted TD per game. Etc.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We love when Mina drops hard facts.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was going to say, imagine the Child actor who played The Beaver as an adult getting tired of being called that.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In a world of digital gambling, trading cards almost felt morally justifiable since you at least got the cardboard for your purchase. But WotC really is trying to close that gap.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You accomplished capitalism. A random foil "You did it" coming out for random purchases sounds like something from Brave New World.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's insane to think kids will never know a time when you Magic The Gathering was just a game you played. And not all this weird BS.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If all backers gave $3.50 each, we'd be sipping champagne.
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Chef's Three Fitty Moment from South Park
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I keep giggling at this.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't even read the last sentence and was already throwing Luke into the center of the Death Star. Lol
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me and the homies whenever we see an ad that doesn't use AI now:
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I checked on Amazon. It's the "same" cover, but someone ran it through an AI filter. The ebook is exclusive to Kindle so looking for it at other places gives these scammers.
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently he got an exclusive deal with Amazon. I'm determined to try it for myself but I'm getting so many 🚩s
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