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Jess Jones

@jess81.bsky.social
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Writer. Runner. Lifelong fan of democracy and the Minnesota Vikings. Never give up.

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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 13h
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dirty Packers can fuck off for the rest of eternity
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve heard of quiet quitting, but it sounds like the new thing is people getting “quiet fired” from freelance gigs.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There are way too many rednecks with fireworks in this country.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can we just make America normal again? I’m so tired of this endless freak show.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
So not one man on the US hockey team has the balls to speak up for women?
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
RIP, Jesse Jackson. I will always be part of the Rainbow Coalition.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Little Donnie’s feelings are still smarting from Tim Walz calling him weird, huh?
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Any team with 5 turnovers in a game doesn’t deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
These announcers are pathetic. #skol
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
RIP, Raul Malo.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Someday we’ll never have to hear his annoying voice again.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Skol, my friends. Skol.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Lions’ DBs are awful.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Worst thing: Jefferson wants off this pathetic team.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The Vikings are not so great for my mental health.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Blow, pack, blow
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I’m going to need a new QB.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
God fucking damn it, special teams.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If Trump had one scrap of human decency, he would resign. But here we are, America.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
That was not roughing the passer.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Has anyone ever seen Mike Johnson and Sgt. Schultz in the same room?
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Skol!!!!!
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Blow, pack, blow
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Hock was robbed.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
wtf, Wentz?
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The president is unfit to serve.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Kegseth is a fine one to talk about people who are not qualified for the job.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If ICE is really rounding up criminals, why haven’t they disappeared the Orange Felon? I’m so tired of the gaslighting.
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Amie Rivers @amierivers.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Per the Des Moines Register: The superintendent of Des Moines schools has been arrested by ICE www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/e...
desmoinesregister.com
Des Moines Public Schools superintendent Ian Roberts arrested by ICE, district says
"We have no confirmed information as to why Dr. Roberts is being detained or the next potential steps," the district's release states.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
OK, seriously, is there one person (other than Idiot Pete) who thinks the cavalry was in the right at Wounded Knee?
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I’ll be over here mourning Robert Redford. Legend.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
On a few occasions, I’ve run long enough so it felt like time no longer existed. I wonder if I could run long enough so this entire timeline no longer existed.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Why is this a “political assassination” when we don’t know who the shooter is or why they did it?
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Mansplaining is alive and well.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Welcome home, Adam Thielen!
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Can’t we find better TV characters to run the government?
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This should be a Five Alarm Fire on every G'ddamned media outlet in the world. I very rarely post a link to someone else's newsletter...as I have my own. This, however...is a MUST see. open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
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Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won"
Math doesn’t lie—people do. A buried NSA‑authorized audit paved the way for this unelected illegitimate regime.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I’m proofreading a book for someone who is allegedly an English teacher. Yet she doesn’t know the rules for making names plural or possessive—or that you don’t hyphenate adverbs ending in ly. She is “correcting” my corrections. No wonder society is in chaos.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Trump is a fucking liar, and no one has guts enough to say that to his face.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I hate strength training.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP Ozzy
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Wow, I watched Vertigo for the first time, and it is so awful.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Anyone who names legislation the Big, Beautiful Bill is just such a total loser.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I learned to drive while listening to my brother’s Beach Boys 8-track. Those good times are a million years ago, and fascism has invaded LA. RIP, Brian Wilson.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Apparently, no lessons were learned from Kent State.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Why do some people feel the need to lie about their times on virtual race results?
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’m paying taxes for this?
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Sexism and stupidity among a certain sector of alleged progressives is appalling.
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Jess Jones @jess81.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Time to pause fascism watch 2025 for the Barkley Marathons.
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