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Jess 34, (she/her) ♡LOTR. Benedict Cumberbatch. Martin Freeman. Sebastian Stan. Hufflepuff. Art. Maths Degree. Cats. Anime. Youtube.♡ 511arts.etsy.com

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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 23h
Giving #VisionQuest a go and enjoying it well enough so far. I enjoyed Agatha so much so this is sort of rounding out the trilogy with WandaVision. I do enjoy a good Marvel quote about philosophical dealings. This show seems ripe to have a good few of those! Already got some goodies.
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oooh I like this turn of events #CelebrityTraitors
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh my goodness new favourite wordle game just dropped Daily Red #2: Beat Red 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 2/6 left · 15 turns Streak 1 · #DailyRed daily-red.com
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Daily Red: today's Pokémon battle against Red
Same random level 100 team for everyone. One battle a day. Can you beat Red?
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New phone broke my streak but at least I could do this at least once 🤣 Wordle 1,902 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Guess the scene anyone????
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Marje (82 y/o - hilarious): ay can I ask you something personal? Me: aye go on Her: have you got a boyfriend? Me: no Her: WHY NOT?! Me: *fake cries* I DON'T KNOW 😭 Her: 'cause you're a lovely person I don't understand these men Me: 🤣 one day! Her: well don't take advice from us, I'll put you off!
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Y'all I think my crossword f*cked up 🤣 27 Down My favourite actor...Ryan...Ryan?
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just accidentally let a moth in that was not big but..big enough I'd rather catch it than squish or ignore it... Followed it into the kitchen where it flew to the windowsill...said out loud "oh you don't want to go there buddy" Was correct. He got the shelob treatment...
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Skip and Loafer anime getting a second season whaaaaat more of my sweet wholesome beans?!?!?
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh by the way I watched Project Hail Mary last night and enjoyed it a lot. Amaze amaze amaze.
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hairdresser running the station next to mine this morning is certainly in the right profession...don't think she stopped for breath the amount of chatting she was doing 🤣
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Met this big ol' fella yesterday
A very large slightly uncanny inflatable pikachu that goes from floor to ceiling
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Had a spider living on our kitchen windowsill slowly getting bigger for months. Don't love it but kind of gotten used to her, she just chilling in the plants. Have just seen one of those super skinny spiders on the wall near her..I hear they go for the regular spids...unsure whether to save a life
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Guys doing our new patio doors have been at our house for 9 minutes and dad's already cracked out "what's the company like to work for???" y'all can take a man out of a job but...
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Shelly 🦑 @inki-drop.com · 05/08/2026
This baby roly poly polar bear is such a menace to their mom 😂 Video by coyukiho on IG! #cute #polarbear
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Went to a family quiz down at the theatre where I volunteer today and it was absolutely glorious fun! It being a family quiz meant much more questions I might know the answer to because it was kid friendly 🤣🤣 The "what disney movie is this song from?" round..I mean..solo carry not gonna lie
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Acting Cool Woody
ALT: Acting Cool Woody
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can hear some weird noises and a lot of heavy breathing sounds coming from my dad's computer... Me: ....what are you watching in there?! Dad: seal rescue videos 😃
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Happy 50th Birthday to Benedict!! Gosh where does the time go?!?
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Also find yourself a tiny kid who is absolutely living his best life taking stuff and putting it in the bin 🤣🤣 Made my job easier for the first half
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Highlight of my volunteering this morning: *light settings getting changed in the room* New family who hadn't been before: Kid: it's like a disco! Are we having a disco? Mum: it is! *trying to lower expectations* I mean..maybe not today.. Me: *sidles over* ........actually... Mum: 😲😲😲😲
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So excited to be able to sleep under a duvet tonight omg
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
😔
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This makes me very happy!!
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Today is my 4th Nev-iversary!!! First I saw of him this morning was when he brought home a dead mouse so.......guess that's my present for the occasion....
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Things I have never done, nor has my dad ever done since I've been alive: 1. Eaten meat 2. Owned a dog Here is our "remember to buy" list
A photo of a small chalk board hanging on a wall with the words "chicken" and "dog food" written on it.
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's nearly midnight and my clock says it's still 30 degrees in my bedroom I WAS PROMISED STORMS THEY BETTER MOVE ASS
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just watched the last episode of Dr Stone. Been watching this show for 7 years. It's absolutely bonkers and if you're not used to anime it might be a bit much but honestly...it is one of the most gorgeous celebrations of humanity. There's some bad guys in there because TV but...oh my gosh💚
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Dr Stone Senku's Triumphant Moonlit Pose
ALT: Dr Stone Senku's Triumphant Moonlit Pose
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
New boiler can't be too big a job because there's just one guy here by himself.... Water is still on fortunately though I stocked up the fridge 🤣 the power briefly went out and I was worried about my fan access but we good.. Did have to just go and make sure smelling gas was normal....
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wordle 1,827 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Apparently this was my 1000th Wordle 🤣
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yo gang I know most of you don't really care about this but...did I do it??? Did I get my first ever god pack?????? 😲 #PokemonTCGPocket #pokemonTCG
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Absolute 'mare of a blood test 🤣! Normally, 30 seconds in and out easy. Doctor hadn't put my bloods form up on the system, nurse doing the blood test said ring them up and ask. Was "number 2" in the queue for half an hour and my "estimated" waiting time kept going up....gave up...drive to the>
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My uncle just sent me a video of some kittens and then invited me to see his choir perform in September. Wholesome.
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"Dad I don't know what to get you for Father's Day this year, could I offer to set up your new computer and call that a gift?🤣" "ERMM DEFINITELY YES I WOULD PAY YOU TO DO THAT" 🤣🤣 I don't particularly enjoy fiddly technology but I definitely have more patience for it 🤣
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Also went to the zoo yesterday and the one time I didn't take my fancy camera, every animal came out and was interesting 🤣🤣 got a couple of phone pics though Tag yourself...I'm on the right
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ooof gang...had an absolute belter of a headache last night. Like mild panic attack inducing levels of pain for a bit there. It was building all day so I wasn't too suprised and luckily it went away once I cracked out the paracetamol and went to bed......but ow....
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DieBedra @diebedra.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Remembering Alan Turing who died #OTD in 1954. (My pic at @sciencemuseum.org.uk )
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Quote of the day goes to a dad who was using the two coconut halves we had to make horse noises whilst his daughter galloped around the space. At one point he sneezed and went "ooof...I'm allergic to horses" and I'm not sure anyone else heard him but I cackled 🤣 #volunteering
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Left my "One Sketch A Day" book in my art group bag on tuesday so therefore it wasn't on my desk yesterday to remind me it existed. Missed a day for the first time this entire year I'm so upset 🤣🤣 gonna print out one of the drawings I did at sketch group yesterday and stick it in iT STILL COUNTS OK
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Dad just emailed me from literally across the hall with an attachment. "Can you print 2 of these for me. Dad." (My laptop is the only one that connects to our fancier printer) My response "Will do. Please turn on the printer for me. (He is in the same room as it) Daughter"
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wholesome thing I just remembered of the day: Last time I was in the post office the guy in front of me was posting something written by his 8 year old granddaughter to an author who she'd recently met at a book signing 🥺. So she'd written her own story to send to him. Bet they were well chuffed!
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Wordle 1,781 2/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yo that's wild
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bat-eared foxes 😍 finally found them! They're well hidden and so cute! Need to get back into using my camera...most of my photos were terrible. It was also very sunny so it was a battle against glass reflections for sure! Lil derpy faces!
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Took my camera to the zoo for the first time in ages and forgot about the light balance for a bit there......behold...a spectral donkey
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wordle 1,777 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Lucky one that
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Lovely Lego-y morning volunteering today! Quite a quiet session, probably helped by the nice weather and that word had gotten out that my friend who normally runs the session was away today so we were in the smaller space. Feel like some kind of child psychologist watching them build.....
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Jess5_11 @jess511.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Made some slightly scary hissy geese friends earlier
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