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@jes.thedogsbreakfast.live
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Twitch Partner | Furry | 40 | AUS | 🏳️‍🌈 Likes: Mahjong 🀄, Board Games 🎲, Cruising 🛳 and Bears 🐻 AD (NSFW): @nsfw.thedogsbreakfast.live Other links: thedogsbreakfast.live PFP: @emufur.bsky.social Banner @SunsetScorpion.bsky.social

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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 16/09/2026
Fwiends on the Americas server of Aniimo, here's my UID: 302000179813. Add me!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 16/09/2026
Fwiends on the Americas server of Aniimo, here's my UID: 302000179813. Add me!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 14/09/2026
A two hour lunch break and some Korean food. I make my own joy. =3
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 14/09/2026
My runecast says I will find joy at work today. Here's hoping the fates know what they're talking about, cos I dunno about that one...
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 11/09/2026
Can I, like, NOT be at work right now please?
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/09/2026
Another call for friendos interested in playing Blood on the Clocktower. Message me for a link to our Telegram group!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 10/09/2026
Ran our first few games over the last couple days and everyone's been having a blast, so, I'm chuffed!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/09/2026
Another call for friendos interested in playing Blood on the Clocktower. Message me for a link to our Telegram group!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 29/08/2026
Holy fucking christ my kingdom for some Gaviscon PLEASE. 😭
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 26/08/2026
Off to WAFF soon. Made sure to pack some essentials.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 24/08/2026
I bought a new hair wax today. It smells like Allen's red frogs.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 17/08/2026
Slowly getting together numbers to play Blood on the Clocktower. Very exciting! Any other mutuals on here who'd be interested in joining in the fun on an incredible social deduction game, please hit me up on Telegram. =3
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 13/08/2026
Man, I really wanna storytell some games of Blood on the Clocktower.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 07/08/2026
LEMON! 🍋
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/08/2026
I miss Vegemite chocolate.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 26/07/2026
"itś finger
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 25/07/2026
Yes, I am 40. Yes, I am rereading Animorphs.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 16/07/2026
Got into a fight with a lawnmower and lost 90% of my beard. I predict only a couple more years and it will be completely white.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 07/07/2026
Man, I am a SLUT for peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 07/07/2026
6.9kg (15.2lb) lost so far. Nice.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/07/2026
Also, fuck this guy. #RhythmHeavenGroove #RhythmParadiseGroove
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 03/07/2026
Fuck this guy. #RhythmHeavenGroove #RhythmParadiseGroove
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 26/06/2026
Ok, I sucked at this. But I have been keeping my steps up and mostly sticking to my meal plan of 1800cal a day. Week 5. Minimum 10,000 steps per day, every day. 5.5kg (12.1lbs) lost so far. Yippee!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 24/06/2026
Yep. Nearly 30 years later I still hate the Landmaster. 🙃
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 23/06/2026
I'm still a little obsessed...
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 23/06/2026
Quinoa is a meal ruiner.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 13/06/2026
A friendly reminder that masturbation is good for you and multi-purpose! Horny? Have a wank! Can't sleep? Have a wank! Stressed? Have a wank! Grumpy? Have an angry wank! Need a distraction? Have a wank! Simply bored? Have a wank! If symptoms persist, repeat!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 09/06/2026
Please don't be anything good in the Nintendo Direct. I'm trying to budget here.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 05/06/2026
✨️WEEK 2 GET HEALTHY CHECK-IN✨️ So, to keep myself motivated, I will be posting updates every Friday/Saturday with where I'm at with my little adventure. Very happy with my progress so far. Feel free to offer words of encouragement or ignore idc. 💜
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 05/06/2026
First three-day weekend off in what feels like forever coming up. What do I do with it?
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/06/2026
We should make out. *nod*
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/06/2026
Friday is meal prep day. Done.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/06/2026
Also, if you're trying to lose weight and can't live without potatoes. Low carb potatoes like these are god-like. Highly satiating, good for you and only 50cals per 100g.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/06/2026
I'm weird. I enjoy counting calories. Especially when I figure out how to make massive meals like this for 600cal.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 02/06/2026
10,000+ steps a day. Week one done!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 01/06/2026
Gay.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 30/05/2026
Yesterday's achievement: I met my steps and exercise goals and didn't overeat on my days off from work. Oh, and I lost 2.1kg (4.6lb) in the last week. That's good, too. =3
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 29/05/2026
For most people, exercising comes easy. But for me, not so much. But Im trying to make an effort to move more. I met my 10,000 step goal three days in a row. I haven't done that in years.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 29/05/2026
Hey, Bluesky. What's the first day of the week?
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 29/05/2026
I need more local board game friends.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 27/05/2026
Just spent 6 hours setting up a new desk. I am -wasted-. 📷: 1x Before, 2x After
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 25/05/2026
Took a sick day and spent the whole thing cleaning my office and bedroom. I am exhausted. 💀
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 18/05/2026
Oops. I was left unsupervised while browsing board games online again... 🙃
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 17/05/2026
What. A. Shitshow.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 10/05/2026
I either: A. Need more shelves for board games B. Need more board games C. Both* *C. The answer is C.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 08/05/2026
Many boardgames have been played this week. Some old favourites and a bunch of new things we haven't played before. What are some of your favourite games you'd recommend your friends try out?
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 07/05/2026
INCREDIBLY disappointed that Starfox is yet another remake of Lylat Wars. It's been nearly 10 years since the last new game in the series, and this is all you can come up with? Come on. Yes, it looks nice. Yes, I'll probably buy it (SF64 is my childhood, after all). But, I'm not happy about it.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 05/05/2026
You may take a key. Everyone else... is BANISHED.
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 04/05/2026
YOU! The one who rolled the highest number... ANSWER ME!
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Jes @jes.thedogsbreakfast.live · 26/04/2026
Welp. Holidays are over. Time to be miserable again. \o/
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