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Jerud Moyer

@jerud.bsky.social
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I am a person who writes code and does not think fascism is a good fit for the USA.

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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So is buying diesel from a long time enemy who’s arming the nation your at war with to combat the high prices from that war which you started the 3d chess people talk about?
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Snack Sabbath
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The blue Beaver state has plenty of gas stations. We don’t need any beaver themed truck stops. @fuceebucees
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He looks like a fucking orange Frankenstein's Monster. I wonder if they're using a similar reanimation process.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I find it endlessly perplexing that so many people seem to find secret-liberal-geoengineering to be a more plausible idea than carbon-emission-caused-climate-change.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
LOWBALL INCOMING. Y’all can stay at my house (3 hours down I5) for only 6k!
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
For whom does the bell toll when The Onion ceases to be satire?
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hey did I mention that my friend Troy is running for congress?! If you live in Washington 3, VOTE TROY! bsky.app/profile/troy...
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If we as Americans learn one thing from this World Cup experience, my hope is that it's orchestral-crowd-sing-along National Anthems are much preferable to popular-music adaptations.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Love this plan!
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
DAYYYYUM STRAIGHT!
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As an old person I can confirm that daytime riding a bicycle to a dark bar is the worst use case for transitions lenses.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Haha, yeah no offense to Hunter but Jaxson is way younger so obviously much more attractive to this president.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Cuz 1.8 billion dollar militia + billion dollar ballroom-bunker = he aint' planning leavin' peacefully.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My prediction is that in a year or so Colbert will be on every night on Netflix, and network television will have ceded the late-night-variety segment (one of it's last strongholds) in one of the dumbest own-goals ever.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The DNC should just roll this as a TV commercial on a constant loop until November.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So we are gonna distribute 2 billion out to a bunch of insurrectionists, while we build a billion+ dollar fortified bunker for the guy who orchestrated said insurrection, ahead of the next presidential election? Nothing to see here folks!
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It confuses me when I turn on ESPN to check NBA playoff highlights and I’m greeted with wrasslin’ instead.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why are Repugnicans constantly referencing JFK as if he were like MAGA or something?
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’m old enough to remember when wearing a tan suit was considered by many to be unpresidential.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I love the Super ‘Murica commercial with Skynard playin’ and the horse and eagle, all brought to you by the beer made of imported rice owned by Belgian conglomerate.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I’m gonna miss HBO
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I mean, it's not as if any of this was totally foreseeable or even blatantly forecasted or anything.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Serious question: how and why is China canceling hockey?
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Joe Cool, always cool.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
How are good ol fashioned conservatives feeling about paying the president a little ol 10 billion $ ‘settlement’?
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Don’t forget Best Husband of Best Actress! BE BEST!
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
THE US GOVERNMENT IS MURDERING PEOPLE IN THE STREETS
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Corporate Death Nugget
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
To those who think it’s funny what’s going on with gestapo in blue cities: they will come for you too. When you wake up and realize that none of this has been done in furtherance of your interests, and you become useless to them, they will come. I promise not to laugh when they do.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Beaverton, Oregon, suburb of Portland
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I wonder when Denmark begins naval mobilization. IMPEACH AND REMOVE NOW.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
WE WILL BE RENAMING THE FORMERLY LOUSY "DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA" WHICH WAS TOTALLY RUINED BY THE RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS. WE HAVE SAVED DC AND SO NOW IT WILL BE KNOW AS "DONALD COUNTRY". THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Jim Beam is shutting down its distillery for 2026. They blame a "glut" on the market even though the industry produced 55 million less gallons this year than last. Some glut. People aren't buying MAGA whiskey. Score another one for the Canadian boycott. whiskycast.com/beam-to-shut...
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Trumporrhea?
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It’s almost 60 degrees Fahrenheit, at midnight. In Portland Oregon, mid December. #climatechangeisreal
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
LOlZ. OK. Yes I “believe everything the Ford funded publication spews”, thanks for clearing that up for me.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
So the US just destroys small boats _suspected_ of carrying drugs and now we seize oil tankers and just... keep the oil. S are we officially a pirate nation now?
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It actually takes a concerted effort to make an EV less reliable than any internal combustion machine. Well done fElon!
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This man calls people “sleepy” and “fat slob” and “piggy”.
Obese man sleeps through important meeting
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
So which GOP house member is gonna flip and not actually sign the discharge petition?
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
So after suing CBS for editing a 60 Minutes interview (standard practice), he explicitly asks 60 Minutes to edit his interview. Classic.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
YES!
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Perhaps this holiday season we should all consider buying nothing from giant corporations and use that money to support people who have lost jobs and food assistance to the Oligarchy.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
MAGA first means America last.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Of all the times I’ve wondered to myself if this will be the thing that changes some magat minds, I wonder the most now if writing himself a check for $230 mil of taxpayer money, while destroying the people’s house and taking away their health care all to cover for his own pedophelia could be it.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Terrified believing you are correct. Hoping like Hell you are wrong.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
We can’t afford healthcare for hardworking Americans buuuuuuut….
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This……..is such an excellent point.
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Jerud Moyer @jerud.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hey Idaho, how we feeling about Qatari fighter jets?
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