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Ambi

@jerseyshade.bsky.social
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28 // Outwit • Outplay • Outlast // NYC

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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hanging on to the vape this insanely hot Spanish couple gave me 3 weeks ago after our three way kiss… sometimes I imagine it taste like them 😮‍💨🥲
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sexual tension between me and this Wendy’s ad 🫦
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly are his loved ones not enraged seeing him be trotted around like a lifeless puppet just to cast votes… he should be in a retirement home watching reruns of M*A*S*H in peace, not used as some political tool. It’s embarrassing for him, his family and this country. Shameful
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Orderd a sandwich from my fav place and the guy hands it to me and says “ I made it extra thic, hope you like it”…. Ohhhhh IM HUNGRY sir
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Getting GTA IV just so I can make the main character kiss men at the club
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This new trend of gay men wearing baggy shorts is propaganda from men with small legs… my legs are too juicy and nice to be wasted on baggy shorts, I’m sticking by the tight shorts!!!
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also if you’re spending $100s of dollars on movie tickets just so you can watch it on 70MM day 1 when the movie will be out for MONTHS and likely be rereleased. You are truly an idiot
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This era of resellers buying up nearly everything from concert tickets, Pokémon cards, to now movie tickets just to resell for 2-5x the price is sooooo… says a lot about where we are as a society rn. Market manipulation rampant, people desperately trying to make a quick buck.
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guys openly talking about taking peptides like it’s a protein shake… let’s bring back SHAME actually
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Helped an old lady cross the street and she said thanks papi…. Okay masc top era LOADING
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can’t imagine it gets cancelled after season 2 considering House of Dragon just wrapped up season 3 and Harry Potter is MUCH stronger IP than a Game of Thrones spin off.
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The people that think the new Harry Potter series is going to flop is giving the same energy as the people that insisted the Odyssey was going to tank… y’all are in a bubble and you are NOT in reality
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s hilarious that people are running to social media to complain how thier SECOND multimillion dollar home is getting hit with the new NYC tax… baby we do not give a fckkkkkk! Idc if it’s a family home that you bought for $20 in 1930… Keep crying boo!
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The way this song is good as hell when you don’t have a 13 yearold running a stan account screaming in your ear
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Portugal vs Spain in the World Cup… whew they are having a sexy off
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
One of the biggest losses as consumers in modern times is the shift to the lack of ownership… streaming, digital codes… it’s all a way to slowly erode consumer ownership of a product. They can revoke access at any time. In a few years we will mourn the death of physical media
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Quick check ;)
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Remember when I would post thirst traps here… good times
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I recently stopped drinking coffee (would drink AT LEAST 2 cups a day) and I’ve noticed a DRASTIC difference in my energy… I have SO MUCH more energy now. I never realized how significant the caffeine crash effects you. If you are tired through out the day DONT drink coffee it’s a scam
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
These past few weeks in NYC have been electric… summer weather, All American Rejects pop up concert, Knicks, World Cup!!! Def the most fun have had here since ever
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Was at a bar last night for the Knicks game and I was wearing the straightest outfit I could possibly wear (Coors Light Shirt, backwards hat). As I’m walking to the bathroom this beefed up guy pulls me aside and says “So are we the only two gay guys in here?” Like he CLOCKED the hell out of me 😭
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Knicks in the finals AND the World Cup taking over pride month in NYC…. Like damn pride really is canceled this year 😭
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s a lot but really is a crazy story youtu.be/wscQpkcwgNU?...
youtu.be
I tracked down the thief who stole $200,000 of LEGO
YouTube video by Reckless Ben
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I am completely enthralled in this Lego controversy… stolen legos, corrupt police, weird Mormon shit… I’m hooked
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The smear campaign already formulating around Talarico is the prime example that no matter how centralist a candidate is, the right will just craft a false narrative to paint them as extreme. Imo Dems should just go all in on the socialist candidates because anyone left leaning gets lumped in anyway
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Men look especially hot in soccer jerseys… particularly the bright ass yellow ones 🫦
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Don’t know what the hell the “Knicks” are but I rock with them because their colors are Scooby Doo coded
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I must have stupid written on my forehead… girl who the hell is dumb enough to fall for this 😭
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Rewatched this movie last night and it still hits like crack… def the 2025 movie for me
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Trying to hold a hot coffee while standing on a subway is an Olympic sport
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Why do tops do that thing when you ask them what they are into and they just say “top”… yeahhhhh like no shit?!?! 😭
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
In the middle of a war literally no one asked for, insane gas prices, high ass inflation, groceries at all time highs, record low polling across the board… and they are screaming about a ballroom?! They don’t give a fckk about losing political power, just squeezing it dry before they are out
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Been trying to wrap my head around the political strategy of the Tramp administration… I mean they undoubtedly get swept at midterms and almost certainly lose next presidential election… and it finally clicked… every single thing is a grift. The war, the fake breaking news, crypto… all just a scam
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is truly outrageous… they banned parking and there is no way to physically walk to the stadium. The ONLY way to get there is to pay $150 for shitty public transit services or take an uber that will have astronomical prices. I love Jersey down but this is NOT it
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Master Rank… I told y’all I was locked in 😮‍💨👏
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is so Bioshock Infinite coded… truly the false prophet !
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Highkey obsessed with them… like this is my IT couple
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I actually like Bieber too, he’s one of the few male pop stars that can actually sing and he has some all time bops but whew that was terrible.
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Lady Gaga put on a concert level performance last year at Coachella giving multiple outfit changes, set changes, theatrics, a whole ass story. Meanwhile Bieber sat in front of a computer screen in a pink hoodie playing YouTube videos… talk about a DOWNGRADE
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Willing to suck d*** for a Greninja from Z/A so I can get its mega stone in Champions 😮‍💨
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Straight men loveeee to play Spike Ball shirtless at the park… even when it’s 50 degrees
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
After using mega Dragonite in Champions a bit I am starting to come around on the design after HATING it on release… I like that it’s give kinda biblical angel vibes. Regular Dragonite still clears but she cute
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I feel like this is about to be so bad that it’s good… I’m SEATED
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Clock it… I like Savannah too but it makes no sense to bring back a winner 2 weeks after winning like she had no shot.
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Won my first 3 ranked games of Pokémon Champions using the rental team… ohhh I know I’m giving these kids hell 😭🫣😮‍💨
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
On day 2 of my cut and I’m already getting McDonalds… summer ain’t ready for me babyyyyy
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Michael B Jordan is fine (literally)…. But there is no way in hell you could say he’s better than Leo or Timmy in their respective movies 😮‍💨
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There is no bigger societal cognitive dissonance then people who use grindr to IMMEDIATELY hook up the moment they open the app and people who use grindr to plan a link up ahead.
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Sinners was a fine movie but we got to start getting real y’all…
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Ambi @jerseyshade.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So who’s going to be my Fire Red bf so we can trade some Pokémon 😮‍💨
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