Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Alternate universe where snl is hosted on a Tuesday: “Live from New York it’s Tuesday Night” 010
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Pitch for a film: It’s a biopic about me but the twist is all my friends like me and find me funny 020
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Film where everyone forgets the band They Might Be Giants except for one guy and he sings all the songs himself and passes them as his own 010
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Me at a restaurant that specialises in a certain type of fish sprinkled in herbs when my friend makes an inappropriate joke about my father who recently passed: “There’s a thyme and a plaice for everything” 120
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My beautiful wife giving birth to our second, slightly fatter son: “and I will name you Butthead” 010
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024My beautiful wife, after spending 9 months harbouring our child: “I will name you Beavis” 000
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024You wanna know the secret to winning a game of poker? Playing your cards right 010
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Never watched the show, but what is a bear doing in a Chicago restaurant anyway? Shouldn’t it be in the woods or a zoo of some kind 010
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Bluesky does not care for John Wick Yak material it seems. 030
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Alternate universe where John Wick is a hitman but is also a Yak: John Wick: “Yea, I’m thinking I’m Yak” 010
Martin @jerrychristmas.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Idea for a T-Shirt: I went on the blowjob factory tour and all I got was a lousy blowjob 030
