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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 7h
3000 users? They got all of ‘em.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 7h
I’ve lived 53 years and have probably seen 5 working garbage disposals my whole life.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 7h
Seems half the republican U.S. senators live in Florida and visit their state for elections.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 7h
San Diego is the home of the Navy’s Pacific Fleet
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 10h
Doncha know. At least they didn’t resign to binge drinking and serial murder like Wisconsin. Well, Kansas did have the BTK killer.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 11h
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Neil Patrick Harris: What The Hell Reaction
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 13h
Eternal salvation or triple your money back!
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 14h
You forgot this closing wisdom?
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 19h
The U.S. is still exporting 140,000 barrels a month more than we are importing. *above should be 25,000 not 25,000,000
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 19h
From the federal Energy Information Administration we imported 313,854,000 barrels of oil in 2025 from OPEC. Before the attack on Iran, the U.S. was importing 25,000,000 barrels a month from OPEC. Trump says a lot of stuff but it doesn’t make it true.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 19h
The U.S. doesn’t buy Russian oil. Half of our oil is imported from Canada and almost half of the rest is from OPEC.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 19h
To be fair, he offered the home of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, San Diego, as an alternative to Los Angeles, the second largest city by population and GDP in the U.S.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 19h
In the words of Patton Oswalt.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 20h
Alito assumes religious liberty is owned by the person who is offended not the person who is doing what they believe.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson Oh No Anyway Meme
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can’t legitimately call yourself an actor unless it’s live on stage.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His fae looks like he is wearing a shoebox under his skin
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol. Her first album came out in 2006 so she was maga 10 years and 5 albums deep before MAGA existed? I hope you purged your music collection of Prince, Bad Brains, Metallica, Megadeth, Eminem, Dr. Dre in a quick search. Here I thought you had a point about her music not a high school hate.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The real decades tour
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those are complaints about negligence not Mediocrety. A mediocre doctor is average they do what is expected but is not exceptional. A mediocre house painter paints the house the colors you wanted in the time and price they quoted. Why exactly do people have to be stupid to like her music? Expand
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ever notice no one complains about mediocre doctors or house painters?
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Disappointed it wasn’t written in Arabic.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uff da, I sat an dis stool in da shower an mi testikle has ben stok en da hol. No tru! I brot et entu da shower cus I hert mi knii. I onli have da one stool, yew kno, the herganbande from IKEA, tha one wik tha holes.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They want to protect his communications with the White House as presidentially privileged conversations
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kushner also went to Felon Jr.’s weekend long, private island wedding that was paid for by a close friend of Putin while mediating the invasion of Ukraine.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s never going to be the next Secretary of Defense now.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s great that the military is only accepting testosterone enhanced “warriors” into service while simultaneously creating highly skilled and technical jobs for the übermensch to fill.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His Brother in law is Matt Gaetz
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In a row?
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That face when you get done grilling Jimmy Hendrix about excusing himself to “kiss this guy”.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truck is a Dodge VF-400 series with a registration USA W-314498. There isn’t a star on the door or bumper so image is probably before 1943 when they were added to all vehicles. I played with the exposure and contrast to clean it up.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My parents told me that I was so proud that I was old enough to get one finally.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hispanics are more bouncy, everyone says it. It’s in their genetics.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They have him on camera at the Maryland game
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let me be first to congratulate our cowboy overlords
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A South African, an 84 year old and Matt Gaetz’s brother in law are the head of the military warfare initiative. None of which ever served. And none would meet Hegseth’s fitness requirements.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next he will announce a new Shogun where we also discover who the Axis and Allies are for our Conquest of The Empire
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guess I’m getting my son a 12 piece bucket of chicken and taking his razor when they restart the draft.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess the U.S. doesn’t put bases where they are tactically needed anymore. Such patriots, many freedoms
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Said the only man I’ve heard mentioning 11 year old drag queens
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am happy to announce my new Super Flowers! They 100% exist and aren’t artificial.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t think of a single way I chose to use AI in my life. Just because I see it all over doesn’t mean I use it.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woof!
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Omg Waitaminute
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’d think they would check if the State Farm Arena numbers or uses the alphabet for their rows because there is no row 1 in section 109
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mr. Smith, if you were not in Georgia on Feb. 3, 2024 why do texts have you stating “I can’t find Atlanta. Do you know where Atlanta is now? I only have a season left and I have to find it.” And “I’ve googled Atlanta and found it. I have to get this finished ASAP. That Donald Glover is a genius”?
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MTV proves it is still a low tier cable channel with awards show
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Colorado Rockies mascot race has started, pick your winner.
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Jerrod @jerrod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just watched Teenaged soaking at Mormon campground and it wasn’t so hot.
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