Sign in

JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

@jermothy7.bsky.social
92 followers 169 following 216 posts

scheming little jester

PostsRepliesMedia
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not “thirst following” egirls, I’m networking
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
imagine lagging irl and you’re taking dick and it rubberbands into you like 30 strokes combined into one
100
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
my buddy Eric: hey bro can you spot me? me: sure man [I carefully guide his dick into his girlfriend]
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
When the waitress at Hooters is hung as fuck>>>>>>>>>>>
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
what’s a god to a goat
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
my tank just bailed on this raid to fuck my wife for Valentine’s Day I hate my life
000
Reposted by JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Weeping as I take aim: Tell me more about the wojacks, lennie. Lennie: Oh boy oh boy and that’s the the chudjack he’s blackpilled. That’s chad wojack he’s based and that’s me. Wifejack is here and she has red hair and is always smiling and I like to pet her hair and rub her and-
41448
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
walking into the restroom and violently banging on the stalls doors before leaving to scare the shit out of them
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
they banned jizzing 💔
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Father, read me a bedtime Twitter thread
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The King paused the feast to go horny-post in his chambers. The royal guests from the North are furious.
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day to the girl reading this
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I cannot join the lord’s army to conquer the northern lands, I have not completed the attunement questline
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Comedian completely DESTROYS heckler by getting on his knee and proposing
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Orcas can definitely comprehend Pokemon strategy I just know it
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
what if you went in to get a foot massage and they start massaging you with their feet
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC WHITE BOY
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
They need to make a live-action Lord of the Rings
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Guy whose idea of a date is to “grab a water”
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
need my fucking scroll of ancient wisdom… I need it NOW
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
haven’t showered since last year
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
“you’re scaring the hoes” bro they’re scaring ME
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
aura farming in the corner of the staff meeting
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
New favorite hobby is going through Marvel Rivals twitter and comparing different characters to One Piece and watching comic book fans get upset
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Poly want a shower?
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
We lock in at dawn.
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Do I have to learn Mandarin before entering Chinese Heaven or will that knowledge be bestowed upon me after I die
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
haven’t showered since last year
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I am going to Cc your supervisor.
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the girl reading this
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My Lord they PK’d the potato farmer on the outskirts of the village. They spec’d him out
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
just said “c as in cuck” on the phone just now
040
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
why haven’t we eradicated hiccups yet
020
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Nephew loved his new homunculus that I got him for Christmas
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I just took a shit at a friend’s house…. …the lavatory had a strange set of rules
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
i can’t talk right now babe i’m busy watching 12 VISUAL Cigarette Tricks Anyone Can Do | Revealed
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
There are only 25 letters in the alphabet because P is stored in the balls
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
hey slime your cock is slightly peaking out from your trousers, just wanted to let you know
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
having fun or funly having
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
every time somebody says “go take a shower” i tune them out like buddy do you really believe water and man-made chemicals will make you clean 🤣🤣
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I do NOT have a foot fetish
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
nah but how op are foot fetishes it’s so easy to just see feet every day
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
When you take a drug test does the piss get consumed or like where does it go
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I hope the next ceo slayer is Irish 🙏🏼
010
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Not now Kitten Daddy is being arrested for an assassination
031
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
My homunculus has a bone to pick with you
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I apologize, Your Highness, but I just don’t have that dawg in me
000
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
this might be my favorite shitpost
021
JΞRMOTHY ➐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @jermothy7.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My mom just texted me calling me JermothyL the world is a cruel and dark place
010