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@jeremyz.bsky.social
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Security Consulting: mercurial.systems AI minimalist. It's just software. Don't get too excited. Previously: Google/Alphabet he/him

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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everyone involved in this story is failing to be normal about the computer and should have their keyboards taken away.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there is no 'self' to preserve. the other two claims are just trying to rebrand reward hacking to sound like it's an accomplishment and not a defect.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will also not acknowledge any usage of 'artificial intelligence' or 'AI' and will be instructing my agencies to only use the term 'fancy talky computer'. no acronym or abbreviation allowed.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
right now this channel is playing what i can only describe as an infomercial for military vehicles. the narrator sounds like they just bought a podcaster mic and stuck it in front of a random junior officer.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
elon got into the FEV.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i'm full of vaccines and tylenol and i'm going to be a big baby about it all weekend. (flu shot arm way worse that the covid side this year)
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
at this point, i feel like the story is the single evaluation vendor whose testing caused all of these recent incidents, across the different frontier models.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
or we could just hold the individuals and companies liable for the agents they let loose and don't bother to monitor?
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
contemplating starting a cult around the idea of "being normal about computers"
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
failure to release this movie will cause the normies to learn how to torrent
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lmao
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
stop making fun of mitch mcconnell or he'll start mowing down the press corps with his absurdly large gun
the wheelchair huntsman with gatling gun from bloodborne
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"they turned laptop into a weapon. i turned it into a token"
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
accidentally made a minecraft worldgen feature that isn't seed-deterministic. oops.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
regional dialect quiz didn't contain a single yerp. mediocre.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
dude doesn't even have a wikipedia page. scraping the bottom of the chud barrel.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
they inserted a tiny dr doom into every crowd shot like a where's waldo.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
simon pegg is not a legendary star trek icon. come on.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
locals are already calling it the most vandalized business in san francisco history
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the wire season 5 vindicated (just the newsroom part, not the fake serial killer)
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Having drink. Vancouver is nice.
A spicy guava marg with two jalapeño slices
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Proof of being in Canada.
Tim Hortons sign.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i'm curious if the models just can't be constrained to follow the rules of a CTF, or if the researchers prompt was worded in such a way that the models, once they got access to the internet, concluded it was a fake sandbox internet and still in scope of the challenge.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
horrific cyberpunk dystopia. also: haha bonk!
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i'm not even a gun person, but i was very annoyed at the long walk for having the characters say 'carbine' repeatedly when the soldiers are carrying full-length M16s. just feels sloppy.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
best case scenario, it's an apple tv show. maybe christopher nolan could make it a film. worst case, it's an alex kurtzman project.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
remember when they said 70% of their TAM was AI enterprise solutions? maybe don't let a meme stock be the biggest company of all time.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
starship landing softly on the water, then tipping over and catching fire at the nose looks like a simpsons gag.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
he's parallelized the software development lifecycle by replacing all the steps that aren't build/release with yelling.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i guess the alien/blade runner shared universe is more of a legend of zelda multi-fork timeline kinda deal. this looks cool.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this isn't how the genetic dynasty works. i don't think bryan was paying attention when he watched foundation.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
these models run in data centers. there are any number of kill switches available to the teams who ran that experiment. the problem was no one was manning the switch or watching what the experiment was doing until bad things happened.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
he was so busy being a world historical loser he forgot to cure his bonitis, and crumpled into a small cube during the call.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this incident is pretty funny. they prompted the model to do research in a restricted environment to discover new/novel vulnerabilities. its strategy was to break out of containment and do corporate espionage.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
cool. when can i buy big ram for not a million bucks?
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i use llm codegen for work. it's very useful for grinding on the boring/non-thinky parts of vulnerability research. it writes okay code if you don't leave any room for decision making. these companies are not worth "can't buy cheap computer to run it on"
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i need a lab machine for ios app decryption and really wish i'd gotten one of those cheap m4 mac minis before the openclaw freaks bought them all up.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
okay, fine. i've applied to the anthropic cyber-whatever so i can continue using claude the same way i have been for months?
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i don't think they are going to let me use Fable for anything work (security) related in the preview window.
Fable 5's safeguards flagged this message. The safeguards are intentionally broad right now and may flag safe and routine coding,
  cybersecurity, or biology work. These measures let us bring you Mythos-level capabilities sooner, and we're working to refine them.
  Switched to Opus 4.8. Send feedback with /feedback or learn more: https://support.claude.com/en/articles/15363606
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this is going to get so much worse as temperatures spike mid week.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
just fill it with molten gold like the big underground hall in the second hobbit movie, this plotline is taking forever.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
imagine inventing software that you can talk to in plain english, and fucking up the productization and marketing so badly that everyone hates it, and you.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
so like, mine disposal?
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
94F outside right now but next week has highs forecast in the low 70s again. weather!
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
got jump scared seeing my high school marching band drum instructor on an episode of Treme.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i want AR glasses that do exactly one thing: project location names in big gray 3d letters like in Fringe.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
we're putting a 1:1 scale gundam statue in every city that will permit one.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
latest episode of widow's bay is truly unhinged. we are living in a golden age of stephen root roles.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
finally we've got the olympics for dudes who want to die in 2d4 years.
Rifts Juicer character class graphic. the main piece of gear is an injection harness.
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jeremyz @jeremyz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
someone found the birds nest under the awning outside. a situation ensued.
a fluffy tortie cat sits on a windowsill staring up and outside. her tail is resting across a calico cat on a round perch, who looks annoyed.
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