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Scaremy Troia

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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
still very much getting used to having a kid away at college. i miss my buddy so much. i was a stay at home dad while i went back to college in ‘09 - he was 1.5-3y when i was home with him. it just flew by and I want more time with him.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we own north america!
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this match is exceptionally chippy. no love lost btwn these squads.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely beautiful give & go to set up the one-timer strike. This is ball movement similar to the Red Wings in their Scotty Bowman era heyday of puck possession hockey.
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Troia Wan Kenobi @anttroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my better things I make. Mexican lasagna
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
park skating in detroit on saturday
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s quite possible (even though i haven’t watched a second of them play yet) that the red wings might not win more than 10 games this season. they might be the inverse of the ‘96 bulls (hockey version).
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
petey’s donuts (iykyk) and a coffee, this is a proper sunday.
photo of an apple cider cinnamon sugar donut and a cup of coffee with half & half and sugar in a mug with a humorous pug drawing
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✨✨He's only 17 ✨✨
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dare i say we’re headed for yet another dos a cero?
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
goooooaaaaallllll! what a beautiful setup to a killer strike off the keeper’s ricochet.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
huuuuggeee W for DCFC!!!
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hererra just made one of the dumbest decisions in his own 18 which resulted in chaos and a lucky break the legion’s insane chance hit the post.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kobe!!!! 1-0 DCFC!
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
perhaps nepo baby illitch shouldn’t have lowballed the best pitcher on earth, but what do i know, i’m just a small town pizza lawyer.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
life is too short to watch bad teams.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so, uhh, michigan sucks. thanks for freeing up any level of caring or interest for the remainder of the season. i refuse to care or pay attention to mediocre teams, even if i love them.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scene from Mean Girls about today, October 3rd.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ready for another installment in the friendly dos a cero rivalry
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's #NHL season, which means it's empty net season. Kobe Hernandez-Foster wraps up the result for Detroit City from the top of his own penalty area with BKFC's Jackson Lee up for the corner kick. #USL-C
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
playoff bound baby. dctid!
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have NEVER seen an open-net goal in football. dcfc scored while the brooklyn keeper was up on a push in stoppage time. absolutely bananas.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finally learned front torque on a quarter pipe. hella juiced.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you really think about it, the concept of sleep is so weird. like, humans have to power down for a third of their day.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a tigers fan, we know about dombrowski & his inability to properly staff a bullpen.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aldi has these prepackaged apple cinnamon mini muffins as a seasonal item right now and man, they’re pretty incredible.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yesterday’s skate. hella stoked on the zero fish. i’ll be chasing that feeling for a minute.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait... WHAT???
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“karma came for michigan.” i could not care less. it’s been not quite 3 years since a national title in football and 6 months since a national title in basketball. when’s the last time your team won like that?
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
unanimous first ballot hofer numbers. hard to believe having him & miggy didn’t result in a ws win. sports can be generous & cruel at the same time.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When AJ had his daughter get him from the mound, I lost it. And then they walk it off!!! How can you not be romantic about baseball, man.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Valencia walks it off!
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is amazing
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i eat a banana nearly every single day. i love ‘em. anyway, sometimes i wonder if it’ll be one of those things my kids will say about me when they’re older. like telling their friends about in a way that makes me seem a little eccentric. unrelated: this 20mg gummy is pretty magical right now.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh my god, there’s an actual “democrats for mike rogers” sign in someone’s yard on coolidge (huntington woods side). gross.
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Troia Wan Kenobi @anttroia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
$4.99 a fucking gallon. Fuck you, you republican assholes.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one footers during a one hour lunch
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
5th/3rd 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s been raining all day for 2 days straight. I’m over it.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin looks like David Lee Roth's evil son.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a finish.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin gives off the most “divorced dad” energy. It’s uncanny.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really hate the “you don’t want to score too early” bullshit. You score as soon as you can because you need it.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
college football will always be superior to the nfl because of the absolute passion for school pride. it’s just different. the night games, the crowd is more raucous, it’s awesome.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what a play call! the whole team executed perfectly. big score of ole miss
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The wheels are coming off in Oxford
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LSU making this a ballgame
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chambliss is ballin out tonight
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that was a HUGE win for Detroit City FC.
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Scaremy Troia @jeremytroia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man, yamazaki gets absolutely beat up every single match dcfc plays. it’s crazy. he’s like one of those guys that doesn’t crowd the plate yet leads the league in hbp lol
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