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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o

@jeremiahschultz.bsky.social
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Curmudgeonly sort, according to those to whom I am curmudgeonly. In truth, give me a cigar, the racing form, a comfy chair and a few friends and I'm a pussy cat - admittedly an opinionated pussy cat.

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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can you imagine placing Buchanan, the first Johnson and Trump anywhere but the very bottom?
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm here in Maine, thinking he's a long shot. Thuhan Collinth must not think so, or why would she want to debate?
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
not the worst idea I've heard today.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You're right, but so tedious.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
and they are achingly gorgeous.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yes, he's gotta go. We're not Republicans.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's not all they lost.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't see a single mask on any of those guys! I thought true patriots wore masks and dark glasses.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Absolutely what a fucking embarrassing episode.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
a nice insurance policy for some of us.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Seem like it would be kind of thought to account for over (I assume meant more than) 100% of......
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I give about 48 hours before he's licking Trump's balls again.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Someone get a GoFundMe me up. I'm as waspy as they come, but I'm into Pope Leo, I'll contribute.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Ted's suit is a Thornton Melon creation
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Consistently correct.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
What's the matter Grok, Elon got your tongue?
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Hey Grok, what % of maga identified accounts originate outside the USA
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Yeah, that song sucks.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is a guy who never learns.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Little boxes on the hillside Little boxes made of ticky-tacky Little boxes on the hillside Little boxes all the same There's a green one and a pink one And a blue one and a yellow one And they're all made out of ticky-tacky And they all look just the same
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Good take.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
great reference
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
fuckem.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Internalizing the suffering of the world can be paralyzing, one must seek the middle ground. And that's it from my store of aphorisms, shibboleths and platitudes -- for now anyway.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
hey profanity.accountant, how bad is my mouth?
profanity.accountant
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I gotta know about me. Course I have to ask, if you are profane on bluesky and nobody reads it does it still offend people?
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I thought everyone had already reached this conclusion.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I'm a Ritalin man, myself.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He is rudderless
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
it's good you are close with your father. Nurture that bond.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I actually picketed WBC in New Hampshire many years ago. Must have been a soldier's funeral- not sure exactly. They were spectacularly unimpressive. 4 or 5 people who looked half starved and the cadaver that is or was the preacher wasn't even there.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I really can't imagine......
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
of course most people know that truthers are nuts
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Damn, that would sting and I imagine it would be hard to fully shake off the lingering reputational damage .
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
That was horrible, and I'm sorry for any losses or pain you experienced. (Great metaphor btw)
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Every Dem politician who was the hope for the future when I was young has one foot in the coffin and I'm no spring chicken.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Yeah, I really like Chris Murphy, the scruffy beard not so much. He's great on guns and has been a great voice on school violence. NYT article on politician's ages, June 4. I was surprised how close the median and mean ages are for repub and dem congress people. It feels like the Rs have more Young
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Yeah, and just strategically it would be nice to elect someone you can get several terms out of.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Here in Maine we've got Graham Platner, 41, but he's been wounded and Schumer has convinced our Governor, Janet Mills, who's in her late 70s to run. I don't think either one of them can beat Susan Collins. She's strong as hell in rural Maine and most of Maine is rural.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I'm excited about Sherrod Brown running for the Senate again. I think of him as kind of early middle age -- he's 73.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
31 Republican Women in the House. Three (3) had the courage to sign the discharge petition - Boebert, Mace and MTG. High profile loons, but they're on the side of the angels this time.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Actually a girl.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
But a tremendous need to be with the 'in' crowd and like all politicians, he has his finger to the wind. And that's likely to force him to the left of where Demented Don is at.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
You can't give up your best material.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The only shock here is that the person who got paid to have sex with Gaetz is a woman.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I guess if you were up to what Epstein was up to, you'd have a few young fellas around just in case someone's tastes ran that way.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I thought Thiel was into men.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You make exactly the right point.
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Who else thinks Virginia Foxx sounds like a stripper's name?
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Jeremiah Schwartz, e.i.e.i.o @jeremiahschultz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Thuthan is vewy contherned.
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