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Jeraphiel

@jeraphiel.bsky.social
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Husband, Father, Forever-DM who should probably just write the book. 31 - He/Him - British (GMT) ADHD

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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 23h
I can never make just nicely sized pancakes. No matter how hard I try they always end up massive as if my hubris is daring me to defy the culinary gods and break the chains of an appropriately portioned fate but I swear I just want small ones 😭
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
7am in the office, I’m logged on for the work day and I’ve finished my coffee. My body:
Aragorn: “You already had coffee”

Pippin: “We’ve had one coffee, yes. What about second coffee?”
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why are we still scared of superhero media being “comicbooky” in the big 2026?
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watched the Lanterns finale and that was incredibly underwhelming. I’m not one to argue FOR the keys jangling but we couldn’t get one proper lantern fight or see John suit up? Lanterns has the same issue the Nolan Batman trilogy did. Great in isolation but a fundamental mishandling of its own IP.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plotting my novel out and I can feel Brennan Lee Mulligan’s hand on my shoulder as I continue to explore the “what if capitalism is the bad guy?” thread of a story about nephilim and monsters.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I had £1 every time Keanu Reeves played a character who wakes up after 50 years to get revenge for the death of a blonde girl/woman, then I’d have £2.
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Which Isn't A Lot But It's Weird It Happened Twice
Alt: Which Isn't A Lot But It's Weird It Happened Twice
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evil Kermit says “Drink Both”
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been too long since I watched C4 and I’m like ten episodes behind and couldn’t tell you what happened in the last five I did watch so it’s time to restart and stick with it.
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Critical Role Foldbaron
Alt: Critical Role Brennan Lee Mulligan smiles at the camera with a vaguely bronze age fantasy aesthetic behind him
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Lanterns Episode 7 Spoilers I think the planet in Episode 7 is Qward. #Lanterns Episode 7 Spoilers
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vibe every time Radio (Bershy) comes up on the playlist
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Kid Dancing Energetically at a Party
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fiery sunrise was immediately replaced with the mists of Ravenloft
A wet and misty look at Manchester’s city centre
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s that time of year again where I post sunrises from the office every week.
“The fires of Isengard must be fed”

Sunlight creeps from behind hills over the Manchester skyline. It almost looks like the hills are alight.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth, Wind & Fire day to those who celebrate
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#LanternsSpoilers Episode 5 Spoilers Tom King’s influence really shines through in this one by the writers making the faction of refugee aliens really good at suicide bombing….
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone else only now realising Tetra’s colour scheme is quite close to Sheik’s??
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“You’re so quiet. You keep to yourself.” Wrong. I just can’t start conversations, ask me the right question and I’ll lore dump so much exposition you’ll think you’re listening to the prologue chapter of a first-time fantasy author.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Anakin/Padme 4 panel meme.

Anakin says “I’m doing an iconoclast run of rogue trader”

Padme says “so you didn’t open a warp rift on Commoragh right?” 

Anakin is silent

Padme repeats the question with concern
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
To welcome the Autumn my wife has started our annual Gilmore Girls rewatch so it’s time for “feel incredible rage every time Christopher speaks” season
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Quote your favourite Anime
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Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke Together
Alt: Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke Together
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
After MULTIPLE attempts over two days, I’ve finally got my Skyrim mods working on the Deck. After hours and hours of trying , can’t wait to play it twice before the Witcher 3 remaster is out and takes over.
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Emily ✿ @gremlinpop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The ber months are coming ✨ 🍂 Autumn 🧣 Cosy vibes 👻 Spooky season 🎃 Pumpkins 🍄 Mushrooms ☁️ Cooler weather 🍲 Comfy meals ☕ Hot drinks 🍪 Tasty treats 🕯️ Candles 🎄 Festive season 💡 Pretty lights 🎁 Gift giving
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
September #Promosky The best month of the year is finally here, I’m ready for Autumn to start in earnest Current 🎮: Xenoblade Chronicles DE, WH40K Rogue Trader, Lego Batman LoTDK Current 📖: Morning Star (Red Rising #3) Current 📺: Lanterns, Critical Role C4
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching episode 3 of Lanterns as a parent
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Piglet Disturbed
Alt: Piglet Disturbed
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Putting my wedding ring on each morning feels like
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Thanos Places Infinity Stone in Gauntlet
Alt: Thanos Places Infinity Stone in Gauntlet
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s fucking 2016 all over again can we get a break now?
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Started Morning Star this morning and fuck me I forgot how bleak Golden Son ended….
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I had my doubts. Then I was cautiously optimistic. Now I’m sat for Lanterns after that second episode.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Never gotten around to completing Xenoblade 3 or even play Torna so we’re kicking off a full series replay starting with Xenoblade 1 definitive edition!
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What’s your actually controversial gaming hot take? 🎮 Mine is that for the most part, Dragon Age Origins’ ‘dark and mature’ writing was an edgy teenager’s idea of mature.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh no, hope everything is okay! I was expecting some here this morning seeing the drains overflowing but they managed to clear the water eventually
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve just noticed a sanitisation of language, which is a key interest of mine, but that gets lost among the usual crowd’s “but slavery makes Dark Sun great!” which is a helluva take to have… I’m still looking forward to it, perfect setting to be an anti-‘billionaire’ environmentalist
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s mostly the sanitation of language for me personally. I want the setting to tackle stuff head on full force rather than skirt around them to stay “marketable”. Unfortunately the grognards are up in arms over “taking slavery away” from the setting so any other conversation just gets lost.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The current Dark Sun conversation is super frustrating because every discussion goes: “The sanitisation of dark issues and removal of player ability to tackle these issues in-game does more harm than good and displays the corporate effect on media literacy.” “YEAH THEY MADE DARK SUN WOKE.”
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Incredibles You Are
Alt: Incredibles You Are not affiliated with me
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mjolnir Mjolfar Mjolwhereveryouare
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s finally raining. Not just rain but a full thunderstorm. The sun’s tyranny is finally over.
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Vegeta Crying in the Rain
Alt: Vegeta Crying in the Rain
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ll admit despite my reservations I’m intrigued by episode 1 of Lanterns. For what it’s trying to do it’s doing it well, but I’m still not entirely on board with a core Justice League member having their mainstream appearance be rated R. Imagine if MCU just randomly made Thor R-rated.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Completed Completed It Mate
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 16/08/2026
I love science fantasy. Give me magic in space. Give me glowing crystals that do math. Give me spaceships with psychic powers.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Got my son hooked on Batman The Animated Series
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Tuxedo Mask: My Job Here Is Done Meme
Alt: Tuxedo Mask: My Job Here Is Done Meme
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Finished Horus Rising. Just 39,999 books to go.
A Space Marine raises his hands with the caption "Absolute Cinema". The image is in black and white.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Story? Best I can do is 120 shrines.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Breath of the Wild. It's a gorgeous game, but they turned Zelda into a Ubisoft game that's overly reliant on its physics engine, and the weapon durability system is just a nuisance.
The cast of Family Guy are about to drown and one of the characters reveals that he "did not care for the godfather".

The meme is repurposed to ask "What's your 'I did not care for The Godfather' of games?"
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Make him a bard/druid multiclass and he is ABSOLUTELY a Disney Princess!
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only
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Vox Machina
Alt: Keyleth of Vox Machina says “good morning, everybody!” As plants grow around her and birds fly away
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A Mr Incredible meme where he looks happy on the left and traumatised in black and white on the right.

The left, happy side quotes "childhood nostalgia fulfilled"

The right, traumatised side quotes "no team wide exp share"
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There's a "collander trick" going around that's meant to help see the eclipse but ignore it, you'll strain your eyes.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 12/08/2026
I think you can look directly at the eclipse a little bit if you're pure of heart
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 12/08/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: All our sundials will be out of order this evening between about 6pm and 8pm, we apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In unrelated news, enjoy the eclipse later... Photos: Mike Selby, Annapurna Mellor, Chris Davies, John Millar
A wall-mounted sundial inside a walled garden. Text on the sundial reads: "fear god, obey ye king"A traditional sundial on a plinth, formal gardens surround itThe sun beams down on a traditional sundial, with heather visible in the backgroundA shot of a sundial from above. It's mounted on a stone plinth. Text on the side reads "KEW BRIDGE"
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Everyone's excited for the solar eclipse tonight, but no-one's sparing a thougt for all the young protagonists who need to stop a ritual before the eclipse is complete.
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Jeraphiel @jeraphiel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The current street drama is someone’s plant pot has been knocked over and she’s talking to someone very loudly about how she’s going to check cameras for whoever did it on purpose. For context, it is a VERY windy day today and our street’s a wind tunnel at the best of times…
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