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Breaking distributed systems, one fault at a time. [bridged from mastodon.jepsen.io/@jepsen on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Jepsen @jepsen.mastodon.jepsen.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2025

Systems Distributed. June 19-20, Amsterdam. systemsdistributed.com

A parody of John Waters' "Serial Mom", except it's "Serializable Mom". I'm holding scissors (to partition the network) and trying to channel my best homage to Kathleen Turner.

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Jepsen @jepsen.mastodon.jepsen.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2025

The companion blog post from TigerBeetle is great too--dives into detail on the bug we found in the index-intersection query code: tigerbeetle.com/blog/2025-06-06-fuz…

Two bugs sitting on cozy chairs, sewing. The Tiger Beetle bug is gesturing "No! Stop!" to the other bug, who is sewing a shirt all wrong. I think the other bug is Jepsen. :D

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Jepsen @jepsen.mastodon.jepsen.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/11/2024

As an aside, I'm cackling that MariaDB saw the Extremely Queer genders in the test suite and decided to put "male" and "female" in their blog post instead. Except they put "male" in the name field, so... I dunno, somehow this version is even *more* trans? […] [Original post on mastodon.jepsen.io]

The original test suite, whose genders are butch, dyke, femme, enby, leatherboy, and agender

The MariaDB blog post, which inserts into people the name "male" and the gender "female"

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