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Jeppe Roi Kristensen

@jeppek.dk
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Dotnet developer. Husband. Father of 3. Ex wannabe rock star (at least in my own mind). Takes a picture everytime I get a haircut and send it to my wife (Hence my profile photo)

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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 2h
Hvis far-jokes/onkel-humor bliver forbudt ved lov. Så vil der ikke gå lang tid før de spærrer mig inde i en celle og smider nøglen væk. #dadjokesftw
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 01/10/2026
Hvor er egentligt det bedste sted at søge efter så saglig information omkring nyheder. Hvor de er så lidt biased fra hendholdsvis venstre og højrefløjen? Når folk fyrer nyheder af de har læst (som facts) vil jeg gerne kunne undersøge det uden at betvivle om nyhedskilden er polariseret #blålys
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 29/09/2026
Why go with Super Intelligence when we could go with Super High Inteligence Technology?
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 29/09/2026
Vi lever i rablende vanvittige tider. Det er tosserne der driver tosseanstalten
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Peter Albrechtsen @lydrummet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dag er det hele 40 år siden, Metallicas legendariske bassist Cliff Burton døde. En brillant bassist, men samtidig også den eneste klassisk uddannede i bandet. Han introducerede vennerne til klassiske kompositioner og musikteori, så uden ham havde bandet næppe nået deres episke niveau. Tak, Cliff 🖤
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 26/09/2026
Trying to update a Rider/Resharper plugin I have on marketplace. Forgot how tedious that is and how much "I have no idea what I'm doing is involed". Whole lot of waiting
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 26/09/2026
nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2026... Syntes godt nok også de er kommende faretruende tæt på at se ens ud.
nyheder.tv2.dk
Kunder forveksler Coca-Cola Zero med originalen - ”Dødærgerligt, hvis kunder køber den forkerte”
Coca-Cola Zero er nu rød med hvid tekst, som den klassiske Coca-Cola. Dagligvarebutik sætter gule sedler på Zero-pakkerne for kundernes skyld.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 25/09/2026
Jeg håber at vi om 10-20 år kigger tilbage på nu og siger "Det var godt nok en dum tid" og ikke "Det var bare begyndelsen"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 25/09/2026
It was an eyeopener for me when i saw how productive you can be for some tasks by using a command line and know what you are doing instead of using GUIs. It think for some tasks, as the state is now at least, you can be 10 fold more efficient with direct commands, instead of using AI.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 25/09/2026
It feels sometimes that popular AI agents are wired to produce as many input and output tokens as possible.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 24/09/2026
Der er fuldt gul når Harald nyborg reklamer og tv2 har breaking news
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 23/09/2026
Have been playing around with the new union types in C#. Was good using my brain and not Super Intelligence for everything. And finally understood and used dev containers. Win Win situation.
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Kenneth Nørgaard @kennethnrgaard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Der er også gode mennesker derude på det der Internet. Faktisk, tror jeg de er i overtal.
bbc.com
'We use a form of trolling': The internet vigilantes who show up to save you from bullies
Social media is often seen as a mirror for human cruelty. One man built a TikTok army of 500,000 to fix it. Their weapon: kindness.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 23/09/2026
Fun fact. Most school classes have a Nerd, he/she just does not know it. Even funnier fact. My class actually didn't have a one
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 23/09/2026
I forgot to disable the OverComplicateSimpleTasks setting in my AI.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 23/09/2026
Some of my negative traits. Being pety and vindictive.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 23/09/2026
www.nuget.org/packages/Ope... This has constantly been in beta the last 2 years. What is this madness?
nuget.org
OpenTelemetry.Resources.Host 1.19.1-beta.1
OpenTelemetry Resource Detectors for Host.
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Kamran Sarwar (Aka TheRealKamranSarwar™️) @real-kamransarwar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vi elsker at se mennesker med handicap overvinde forhindringer. Så klapper vi, deler historien og kalder den inspirerende. Men når bifaldet har lagt sig, lader vi barriererne stå. Vi elsker åbenbart sejren over forhindringen mere end ansvaret for at fjerne den.🤦‍♂️ #KamransTanker #RoyalRun2026
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 21/09/2026
Døm mig ikke for hårdt men skrev "fejl 40 abort" til min AI-agent i dag.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 21/09/2026
Dræberhunden bliver meget glad når min kone kommer hjem. Så jeg plejer at åbne døren og sige pus hende før hun løber ud til hende. Måske ikke så heldigt ordvalg når det er postbudet der er kommet med en pakke.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 18/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%... er det en variation af denne der involverer sandsynligheden for at nogle giver Mette skylden i et kommentarspor til nyheder på Facebook? Disclaimer. Det er ikke fordi jeg er en fan af Mette
en.wikipedia.org
Godwin's law - Wikipedia
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 18/09/2026
Min 10 årige datter er faldet over disse Pipa Skin Care pipastics.com De påstår selv at det er sikre for børn. Men vil høre om nogle har nogle inputs? #blålys
pipastics.com
Kids Skincare That’s Actually Safe (Ages 8–13) | Pipa Skin Care
Confused about skincare for kids? Pipa makes dermatologist-tested essentials designed just for kids ages 8–13. Safe, simple, and parent-approved.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 18/09/2026
Vi har denne "fantasiske" nye teknologi. Hvad kan vi lave af revolutionerende forbedringer. Nå... Mere effektivt leverede pizzaer nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2026...
nyheder.tv2.dk
Forsker på dansk universitet udvikler AI-model for præcis levering af din pizza
Sammen med andre forskere har Yihua Wang, adjunkt ved SDU, testet modellen i Kina.
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Lars Bo Wassini 🦋 @wassini.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 17/09/2026
Bandet Heart. For fanden de har lavet nogle gode sange.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 16/09/2026
AI is a double edged sword for me. So many bad things, so many good things. Making developers slowly dumber a bad thing. Helping me not waste hours/days trying to debug/troubleshoot stupid errors. For me. A good thing.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 15/09/2026
Ja ja. I lever et liv i overhalningsbanen. Bevares. Men undertegnede så altså Hr. Skæg på vej til arbejde i dag. Så det.....
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 13/09/2026
Så er det snart tid til hakkedrengene
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 09/09/2026
Mope af Bloodhound Gang er rendyrket galskab.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/09/2026
As someone who really wants AI companies to be limited in the damage they're doing to the world, it's incredibly frustrating when the most vocal contingent of AI skeptics keep repeating the idea that AI doesn't work at all. Maybe that was the case 3 years ago but not any longer.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 08/09/2026
This was new to me. But found this way to handle generating contracts based on Refit/Refitter without spinning the Api up each time. github.com/jeppevammenk... #dotnet #refit
github.com
Different-Samples/RefitterAutoGenerate at main · jeppevammenkristensen/Different-Samples
Different "nice" finding. Contribute to jeppevammenkristensen/Different-Samples development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 08/09/2026
I've heard about AI overload. Where you launch to many parallel ai tasks and can't keep up. Been there myself. But in essence. Then find a level. Do smaller changes. This is not an excuse not to know what have been generated by AI. It's still "just" a tool that you yield.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 08/09/2026
Jeg spår endnu et forhastet eksperiment med vores børn snart kommer i støbeskeen.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 07/09/2026
Throw descriptive exceptions. Your future self will thank you
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 06/09/2026
#Wørdle #1702 6/6 ⬛⬛🟦⬛⬛ 🟦🟦⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟦🟦 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 03/09/2026
Asked my ai agent to disable the jetbrains mcp in the build agent. This answer was a bit dramatic
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Avalonia UI @avaloniaui.net · 02/09/2026
Hot Reload for Avalonia is here 🔥 Edit your XAML or C#, and see the changes immediately in your running app. No restart. No renavigation. Support for Windows, macOS, Linux, iOS and Android. avaloniaui.net/blog/hot-re...
avaloniaui.net
Hot Reload for Avalonia - Avalonia UI Blog
Avalonia Hot Reload is here: edit XAML and C#, see it live, no restart, on desktop and mobile.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 31/08/2026
youtu.be/OutFfNXCets?... Hvad er nu det for en hetz mod et meget smukt navn?
youtu.be
VERDENS GRIMMESTE RET: Jeppes kål!
YouTube video by Umut Sakarya
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 28/08/2026
It's probably age. But the older I get. The grumpier I get. And more distrusting and paranoid. Most visible in work scenarios.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 27/08/2026
Teknisk set en Maple Bacon Half Pounder ikke? #finderselvud
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 27/08/2026
Kunne de ikke have nøjes med at give en bøde eller påtale.
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 27/08/2026
"I don't look at the code generated. I trust the AI". Ahh okay that was why you renamed a package source in nuget.config and I'm pulling hairs out. Got it. :)
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 25/08/2026
I can open apple tv in my browser. And it can play a commercial for one of it's series. When it attempt to play the concrete series/film i opened it gives a generic exception with no call to action. "Apple. It just works"
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 25/08/2026
Jeg syntes godt nok der ryger mange af de store i år. Nu også Dolly Parton. 🙁
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 25/08/2026
Skader på lungerne er prisen man må betale for at være sej
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 24/08/2026
I have created a dotnet tool for my strange needs, but perhaps it can fit your needs. It can create a solution (slnx) file based on a combination of all found solutions in a given directory (including sub directories) github.com/jeppevammenk... #dotnet #csharp #slnx #sln
github.com
GitHub - jeppevammenkristensen/slnx-combiner: A dotnet tool to support creating a combined solution file on a path
A dotnet tool to support creating a combined solution file on a path - jeppevammenkristensen/slnx-combiner
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 23/08/2026
#Wørdle #1688 4/6 ⬛🟦🟩⬛🟦 🟦⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 22/08/2026
Added an update to my Avalonia App Host Template github.com/jeppevammenk... Much of the new adjustments came from this github.com/jeppevammenk... which was created with the template
github.com
GitHub - jeppevammenkristensen/AvaloniaAppUsingHost: Avalonia dotnet template for creating an Avalonia Host using Host package to manage application lifecycle and dependency injection
Avalonia dotnet template for creating an Avalonia Host using Host package to manage application lifecycle and dependency injection - jeppevammenkristensen/AvaloniaAppUsingHost
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Jeppe Roi Kristensen @jeppek.dk · 21/08/2026
Sønnike har halsbetændelse og har fået at vide at han kan spise lige så mange is (sun lolly) som han har løst til. Ligesom faren er det et privilegie han ikke kan administrere ansvarligt. Tror han på 5+ is. :) Hvor er Onkel Ben der kan belære om "with great powers come great responsibility"
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