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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm the doctor who told my mom she could never get pregnant and assumed Jen was a tumor. I was going to cut Jen out of her mom's uterus but luckily her grandma made her bacon for breakfast that morning and she got sick over it. Her grandma knew she was pregnant and saved her life.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Elrond: OK, we know Sauron is gathering strength but we have this one ring that could destroy him if we chuck it into a volcano. What do y'all want to do about that? Everyone else: Rage post about it on the internet, that'll stop it!

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

2025. As Taylor said: Long story short, I survived.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I'm just a paperweight In shades of greige Spending my last coin so someone will tell me It'll be ok

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Rock people! This guy gave me this rock and said it might be a septarian nodule. I don't think that's correct. Any ideas? #geology #rocks #agate #rockhounding

Two halves of a reddish rock with an agate seam in the middle

One half of the rock with a red and white agate seam as visible under UV light

Another half of the rock with a similar red and white agate seam as visible under UV light

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I am suffering from the opposite of imposter syndrome, in which I am convinced I am surrounded by people who are getting paid way too much to be this stupid. 🤦‍♀️

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I would just like to point out that Venezuela has an awful lot of oil reserves. I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I sleep right through my death metal alarm and the lights automatically turning on in my bedroom, but the second I hear one of my cats start to puke my ass is out of that bed faster than you can say Spray and Wash.

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Ani @loveisadog.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

One of the greatest things anyone has ever said to me was to explain that when you randomly decide to pick up a rock it’s because the rock has decided it wants to travel. It gives me joy to ponder.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Slabbing up this cool agate I found in the desert. #rocks #rockhounding #agate #lapidary

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Well that's one more thing in 2025 that really disappointed me.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I am officially at the age where I see an obituary and say "they were still alive?!?"

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Cabbed some pieces of opalite I picked up in Gemfield, NV the other weekend. I still don't have the best eye for where to cut but I'm learning. #lapidary #rocks #rockhound

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Another job interview with a person who was clearly using an AI avatar and reading responses from a chat bot in real time. Determining whether a candidate is a human being really should not be part of my job.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Thought I would check out AR/VR BlueSky. It's just furry porn. 🤦‍♀️

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Stop 👏 performative 👏 bitching 👏 on 👏 the 👏 internet 👏 you 👏 are 👏 just 👏 making 👏 it 👏 worse 👏 and 👏 not 👏 fixing 👏 anything 👏

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

So far they have released over 10 versions of TLOAS, with yet another today. I did not have Taylor Swift giving me the ick on my bingo card for 2025 but here we are. 😭😭😭

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

The best take on TLOAS: "It sounds like what people who don't like Taylor Swift think she sounds like."

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I love Taylor Swift but I'm gonna need her to leave the 🍆 jokes to the professionals.🤦‍♀️

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

A lot going on at the moment.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Love you, Tay but no I am not buying an orange sparkly cardigan, good lord. 🤦‍♀️ Apparently this whole year is me finding lines I've drawn in the sand, tiptoeing next to them and not crossing them. This was the easiest to date.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I said, "Please no spoilers for season of Only Murders in the Building" and I meant it.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Dear god, I know I'm not perfect, but please don't let me be such a shitty person that when I die thousands of people mutter under their breath, "Good." But also, "Good."

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

If you ever think I'm dead, try this first please.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Why stop there? Just make our own country already.

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Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

It’s ‘Left of west and coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I never thought I would know the answer to this, which has puzzled me for years. I might die happy now.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

These are the hard decisions I am so glad I am not facing at the moment.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2025

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

So if everyone else is playing Taylor Swift songs at their weddings, whose music does Taylor Swift play at her wedding?? 🤔

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Phoebe ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 @torturedphoebedpt.swifties.social · 26/08/2025

IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW I EXIST OMG

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

My Google News app has YET to update with the news that Taylor Swift is engaged. It had ONE JOB. Throwing it in the trash. 🗑️

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

It's my birthday so I cut open some thunder eggs. These are the interesting ones. #rocks #rockhound

Thunder egg with red agate material in the middle.

Thunder egg with white agate pocket in the lower left corner.

Red thunder egg with crystal pocket and agate pocket.

Thunder egg with white water bands and moss agate inclusions.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

“Think of your energy as if it’s expensive, as if it’s a luxury item. Not everyone can afford it." - Taylor Swift

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Let's see if my relationship survives a new Taylor Swift album. He has been warned. 😬

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

There's quite a bit of Taylor Swift on your playlist, Pam Bondi. 👀👀 panamaplaylists.com

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Panama Playlists

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Today @sarahmercier.me and I realized there are probably rocks at rock bottom so there's an upside to our current national trajectory. 🪨⛏️🤷‍♀️

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Finally got around to polishing up these #agates today. I'm pretty happy with them. #rockhound #rocks #lapidary

A face of a polished orange and blue agate with a geode center.

A face of a brown and orange agate with a geode center.

A face of an agate with a crystal layer on the top and striped water lines throughout the bottom 2/3.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Same chunk of Harstel #barite before and after an hour of SoCal sun! Its photoreactivity is caused by (probably) lead impurities in the crystal. Thanks @planetarykeri.bsky.social for the tips. Had a great time out there! #rockhounding #rocks #crystals #colorado

Clear barite crystal about the size of an avocado.

Same barite crystal but now with a blue tone.

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Jen Solberg @jensolberg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Dear God please spare us the discovery in this case. We have all been through enough. If we're ever going to "believe the women," it should start with Stormy Daniels. 🍄

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