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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A legendary run. When I had more time for culture in my life, if I didn’t see @johnbeifuss.bsky.social at an event I always worried that there was something cooler happening that I was missing.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wouldn’t a dividend imply that there is a profit to be shared?

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wonder if those Pike Place fishmongers ever weary of doing the shtick for every nationally televised event.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me: Is it September 1? Husband: Yes, why? Me: *opens box of pumpkin spice Nespresso pods* No reason

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Looking for a birthday party invitation template on Etsy (as I’ve done the past two years) and easily 99% of them are AI slop. What a bummer.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I decided to spice things up in my life and chose an Android for my work phone. I love it? My iPhone is fine so I don’t see myself switching ecosystems or anything like that, but I don’t see why we need to be so tribalistic about it.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

And today my suspicion was confirmed!

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Noticed the office was busier than usual. Then it clicked when I opened Instagram during lunch and saw all the back-to-school pics.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

All my years of overpacking underwear were just preparation for traveling with a freshly potty-trained toddler.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

hell yeah just in time for our beach trip

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Most surprising detail of this story is that he employs a “longtime teleprompter operator.”

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The skepticism around Mitch McConnell’s statement and accompanying “proof of life” photo is just a taste of the absolute disaster we’re in for this election season with unregulated AI.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Remember during covid times, when people set off fireworks literally every night for the entire summer? I relive that whenever I hear fireworks now.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Yesterday we went to Kindermusik. Guess what my child said when the teacher asked (rhetorically) “Now what should we sing next?”

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My son either wants to listen to Bluey or Warren Zevon’s “Lawyers, Guns and Money” and there is no in-between.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I need to hear what Zach Randolph thinks of this Beef Stew guy immediately.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My algorithm is failing because I’ve only seen one video of Stephen Colbert in a tan suit at the opening of the Obama Center.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My internal monologue is just “Girl, WHAT” 5,000 times a day

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Accidentally discovered that Biofreeze helps relieve itching from mosquito bites.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Wow, the original Toy Story doesn’t hold up! Less than 5 minutes in, there’s a drop-side crib: those were banned in 2011.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I gave my son a juice box and he said “Oh thank you, my precious!” 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Update: it was “The Weekend.”

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

“I want to watch the one where Bingo eats a snack.” Bro what am I supposed to do with that information.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I disagree strongly with today’s Connections categories. Blue should be purple, at least.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Amazing that this has happened twice. Wordle 1,806 2/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Well, Kobe is no longer with us, so maybe the real take here is that life’s too short not to celebrate our successes in the moment?

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I have mixed emotions about this!

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I can’t get excited that the Grizzlies have the no. 3 pick in the draft because they traded a former no. 4 pick and they’re about to dump a former no. 2 pick. I guess TLDR is I don’t have any faith in the front office.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

This is working out well so far.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

There’s no such thing as a squirrel-proof birdfeeder. You win, you bushy-tailed bastards.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

They asked again, so I answered.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Watching the Boston Marathon broadcast and noticed a spectator waving a Trump 2024 flag at the 2km mark. Props to them for finding a way to be more obnoxious than the inevitable “You’re almost there!” sign guy.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Is the eyebrow thing a tell, or is it just stuck in that position?

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Well I feel much safer now!

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Very cool that we’re cooking the planet for this! Pun intended!

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Respectfully, I’m not sure you do

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I got a new phone number and it appears to have come with some baggage.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I’ll confess: I didn’t think today’s Wordle was a real word.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It’s wild for someone who wrote a whole book about his conversion to Catholicism to plant their feet on this hill. RCIA is pretty rigorous and requires immersion in the stuff Catholics are supposed to believe. And if he really believes it, well…

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The “opt out of Mother’s Day” message started as a thoughtful concept but has devolved into content-calendar filler. I know this because I’ve received 4 of these emails today.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

If he ran instead of walked he’d be in marathon shape by race day. (Assuming he could get a bib of course)

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

When we’re rebuilding our democracy in 2028 or whenever I’d like to see a prohibition on governing by freestyle tweetstorm. If we can’t get an age limit, how about a screen time limit.

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Jen Clarke @jensclarke.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It’s possible to be passionate without being a jerk.

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