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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 23/09/2026
lmao
nirvanna the band the show the movie has a 5% “woke score”
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 21/09/2026
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 17/09/2026
my man is HOFFIN
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 06/09/2026
this
purple ketchup and fries covered in purple ketchup
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 21/08/2026
yall ever notice how the dude from the original playbill of sweeney todd and the dude from the art of collective soul’s 1993 album “hints allegations and things left unsaid” are the same dude?
artwork from the 1979 playbill of sweeney todd album art from collective soul’s 1993 album “hints allegations and things left unsaid”
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 17/08/2026
two guys on a bus meme. both have text that says “GitHub is down so I can’t get any work done”
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 16/08/2026
did somebody say home improvement?
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 14/08/2026
me when I come into work and microsoft 365 is down and ruining my day
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 13/08/2026
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 12/08/2026
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 04/08/2026
pickle beer
pickle beer
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 22/07/2026
lmao
chat message with meta ai
Me: @Meta AI how many days of the week have the word “poop” in them?
Meta AI: Two: Tuesday and Thursday. If you squint, Saturday sounds like "Sat-er-poop" when you’re tired.
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 02/07/2026
from wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MxPx
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 30/06/2026
what the fuck is this shit?
Bluesky age verification
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 05/06/2026
hell yeah some of the best headphones I’ve owned
black bose headphones with orange padding and orange head rest
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 01/06/2026
it is june
justin timberlake saying it is june
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 22/05/2026
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 19/05/2026
me watching the spurs play:
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 16/05/2026
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 28/03/2026
i was laughing
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 24/03/2026
also saw them right around the time this album released. david mcwane saw me trying to take a candid pic of him setting up on stage and pointed at me
David mcwane of big d and the kids table on stage pointing at a camera circa 2011
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 17/03/2026
butthole emoji
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 20/02/2026
weed number let’s go
screenshot showing that I now have 420 followers
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 09/02/2026
Meme with the caption “When you're ignoring the Super Bowl LX halftime show but also tryna watch the big booty Latinas dancing on the stage” and underneath is a salty Donald Duck wearing a maga hat
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 29/01/2026
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 23/01/2026
I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this
Collection of stickers on an iOS keyboard, mostly featuring pictures of Donald Trump in awkward poses. Also, there’s one of a nude Kermit the frog with his arms crossed
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 06/01/2026
also saw them at warped circa 2007. Here’s me and mark
couple of punks
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 17/12/2025
this is much better than anything AI could ever generate
a post from the fashion dolls lovers facebook group. The text reads “What if Elphaba and Glinda were lesbian giraffes with a beautiful family?” followed by images of toy giraffes that have had their heads replaced by dolls that resemble the characters from Wicked and what their potential biological children would look like. Truly an abomination that mocks god, and yet I can’t get enough of it.
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 06/12/2025
actually yeah I’m convinced this is click bait ai slop. The lighting from this lamp doesn’t make sense lmao
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 04/12/2025
i think paul mccartney’s “wonderful christmastime” is a good song.
norman rockwell meme
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 18/11/2025
I thought the president meant that literally
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 17/11/2025
me grooseta
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 03/11/2025
something satisfying about killing Rick for a victory royale as Hank Hill wearing Jebidiah Springfield’s head ngl
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 01/11/2025
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 26/10/2025
finally bought a couple of bit coins gonna see what all of the hubbub is about
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 22/10/2025
@andyrichter.co u owe me
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 19/10/2025
Scene from the Simpsons where they have a smart house that’s voiced by Pierce Brosnan. Bart is asking “Hey, Pierce, how’d you know our favorite foods?”Pierce responding “I analyzed your, um… leavings.”
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 15/10/2025
“The kids are calling it ‘edging’. It’s when you jack off without cumming.”
Ice T from law and order SVU
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 05/10/2025
no furries allowed in this skating rink that I’m in rn
A sign on a door that reads “NOT ALLOWED: ANIMAL MASK, ANIMAL TAILS. THESE ITEMS CREATE A DISTURBANCE TO EVERYONE DUE TO THOSE WEARING THEM ARE USUALLY NOT SKATING BUT RUNNING AND JUMPING AROUND MEOWING, BARKING AND MAKING LOUD ANIMAL NOISES. THANK YOU FOR NOT BRINGING THESE TYPES OF ITEMS IN THE SKATING RINK”
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 03/10/2025
Claude code when Claude code reviews my PRs that Claude code wrote
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 27/09/2025
Lmao thought you were gonna fight Paul McCartney because this is how my timeline looked:
Mark Hamill posting “I saw Paul McCartney in  concert last night & predict he has a very bright future ahead of him.” Below is a post from The Louvre of Bluesky saying “At 70k followers, I will fist fight Paul”
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 24/09/2025
yeah I can see it
human feetcartoon monster feet
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 18/09/2025
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 18/09/2025
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 07/09/2025
in response,
Emoji butthole
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 07/09/2025
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 07/09/2025
congrats here’s your prize
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 04/09/2025
i like splatoon because ppl are like “how do you even know what’s going on?” and im like “wdym?”
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 08/08/2025
walton goggins lookin ass mfer
cranky kong from donkey kong bananza lookin like walton goggins
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Phil Goodman @jens.bigdipshit.com · 26/07/2025
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