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Jen d’Arc

@jenonymous.bsky.social
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Mostly interested in capital markets, rule of law, and democracy. Lawyer, traveler, mother, troublemaker.

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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 1h
Reminds of how in early 2020, Xi told him COVID was airborne but Trump decided to lie about it because he thought it would be better for the stock market to play it down.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 1h
Well, at least the good news is we know the polls look as bad for the GOP data scientists as they appear to us, and, based on these spending patterns, Elon is really scared.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 2h
there's a lot going on right now, but the ability to buy elections in order to stay out of prison is on the ballot whether you realize it or not
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 1h
My 401(k) funds are generally in international stocks and domestic large caps with a quality screen, but I do have at least a little in random mid cap index funds and bond funds. 😬 I’m just wondering what indexes BDCs and PE debt could be stuck in.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 22h
No it’s good you told me. My only regret is accidentally signaling support for that creep to people who don’t know me well.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 22h
Argh, I do NOT like him as a man. (Still do not like his business plan)
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 22h
Oh no, I just saw it for the first time. 🫠
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 23h
I actually spent a few minutes struggling to fit “credible accusation of molesting his sister” into a Seussian rhyme before giving up…but I’m glad you got what I was going for there.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 23h
This was a very interesting read but I have to say you got my hopes up that they were actually somehow laundering money through staging The Ring Cycle.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do like him as a man; I do not like his business plan.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My money is on you (obviously).
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is no possible interpretation of the statement that makes any sense but Trump has been very consistent that he doesn’t care if all the Americans who don’t support him suffer and die.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The real point is that he’s incoherent at best and frequently deranged, everybody can interpret it however they want. I heard both the full clip + read Aaron’s quote as “who cares if Californian cities can’t afford gas anymore?” both because Trump is mental and because they are furthest from Iran.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Careful, Tracey and his little horseshoe buddy Hanania (sic?) get really upset if people imply they deserve bad things to happen to them just because they’re horrible creeps.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Famous child sex trafficker (who served time for hiring minors out for prostitution) is obviously the person who should be trusted to ‘broker a compromise’ between sex criminals, the university that protected them, and the victim” is the kind of thing you only say if you hope to get away with rape.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, it turned out they were both touching at the pro-Putin, pro-racism, pro-rape tips.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
….what do you think it changes? I watched the clip and felt that both the original sentence (?) and the citation from Aaron were unintelligible in meaning but clearly deranged.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did these two repulsive creeps used to pretend to be on opposite sides of the political spectrum?
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to take the clip of Gob whining about being blackballed from even the smaller venues and add text like “I can’t even fill the high school stadium venues”
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re lucky he’s too stupid to understand it actually hits wealthy coastal cities less hard than the places he needs voters to turn out for the GOP. You know who isn’t fooled? The angry ex-MAGAs who need to fill their trucks for their daily 1h drive.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vance can distance himself by saying he is way further to the antisemitic far right conspiracy theorist set.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would also like to know how many pilots (and other people with access to highly secure aviation systems and cockpits) have had to go through Oman Air’s deradicalization program, and of course, how many ended up back in positions with the power to kill hundreds of passengers at a time.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the same kind of thinking that got us pay-option NINJA loans.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly. I assume that’s an annual number and not total over the kid’s life. I actually think it’s decent advice for youth sports in general, but terrible advice for anything that matters. And obviously that dude in particular is using it to advance some freak racist agenda.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Better to ask specifically what kind of mechanical devices he uses to help him walk, and come with one of the pictures where they are obvious beneath his clothes.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I agree with you but the whitest people I know (admittedly out in California at the opposite end of the socioeconomic demographic) spend countless time, money, and energy on their kids’ youth sports and club teams, even though they have zero chance of playing professionally.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did not know JD was dumb enough to admit it.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t even know how to describe this beyond “sick and grotesque.” This guy is one of the fascist tech bros favorite “philosophers”— would be great if Musk and Thiel got half as many questions about Yarvin as random Democrats get about toxic left wing influencers they have never met or endorsed.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s got to be getting close to the top 5 in the “biggest psychos to ever live” too.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure Musk could have escaped consequences or pumped stocks on vaporwear frauds anywhere near as successfully as he has without the major assist from Morgan Stanley.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, when did 2&40 become a thing?
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone should ask Paxton if he meant that Trump forced him to release that convicted pedophile.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keubiko, I don’t think people were talking about Kidde-Deugra Brandschutzsysteme porn when we said kiddie porn.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truly chilling stuff. We are much further down the road to Russian kleptocratic authoritarianism than many realize. I’m not saying it’s game over, but we don’t have the luxury for only voting for defenders of rule of law who are perfect on each one of our pet issues.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Accepting of the fact that some bad things are going to happen [to the middle class and working class but not to me personally].”
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump’s doing rallies at high school venues now? That has to be some sort of negative indicator.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just realized that maybe you meant “easy to get party drugs and attractive hookers” in which case oops, I didn’t investigate, and it probably still is.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I spent a few days in St. Petersburg 20 years ago, visited the places that were supposed to be popular with Putin’s set (it was less obvious he was so evil at that time!)—we had a nice time but it was no match for Paris, NYC or even Vienna. “Better than Miami” is really damning with faint praise.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marvel is already on its second generation, potentially its 3rd, in the parts of America where people still procreate under age 30.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also feel that the overlap between “people willing to give Tom Cruise money in spite of his heinous promotion of the cult of Scientology (and it’s associated human rights abuses)” and “people interested in a film that will force them to confront uncomfortable realities” is not very broad.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think for me the funniest part is some random edgelord (presumably with no philosophical, theological, or even psychological background) is trying to tell a religious scholar he has no experience or authority to discuss morality, sentience and ethics.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it really though? Their “death by window” rate is exceptionally high. There’s a reason most oligarchs spend as much time as possible outside of Russia. Your post reminded me of the recent past when Tucker met Putin and shot an infomercial for Russian grocery stores and their anti-theft devices.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He made Tucker look like a complete imbecile. “It’s only one measure…”
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Though ideally you’d be doing it from a country w/o extradition agreements…
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If nothing else, it would be a great way to test just how frothy the market is right now. Honestly, given how dumb the median MAGA voter is, you could probably scam hundreds of millions claiming Trump personally wanted to give them the option to opt into his Secret Equity Patriot Fund.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So true (I live in one of them), but it allows the people for whom hotels (or nights away from spouse/other kids) would be a hardship the option to drive.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t suppose by any chance that the journalist chose to remind him that as Iran was slaughtering thousands of protesters in the streets, he went on TV and praised the government of Iran for not hanging a few people (which he claimed credit for)?
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder how many of these purchases are loot box/blind bag style. A kid has their parents to tell them no (usually), a 35 year old with a credit card can just keep going until they get the ultra rare item…or a bankruptcy judgment.
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know doesn’t he need a PR boost after his crazy lawsuit with his non-donor?
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