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jenny @jenny.cool · 8h
breaking in the new strings, here's a loud, mic clipping, lil Monday morning clip for the pupgirls
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jenny @jenny.cool · 02/10/2026
Simpsons: "Pray for mojo"
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jenny @jenny.cool · 25/09/2026
typing "trans grungler" into Paul Rudd's computer
Paul Rudd's computer
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jenny @jenny.cool · 19/09/2026
me waking up in England after returning from literally anywhere else
apocalypse now Saigon, peering out the window shades
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jenny @jenny.cool · 15/09/2026
she can't be stopped
A plate of avo toast with medium boiled egg and goat's cheese, and an arugula and cherry tomato salad with homemade vinaigrette
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jenny @jenny.cool · 14/09/2026
think of this every time I dilate
33 minute clock from Battlestar
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jenny @jenny.cool · 09/09/2026
Hi I am here to steal your pen and talk about trans rights
a photo of me on my porch wearing a shoulder less striped top, with long curly hair
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jenny @jenny.cool · 05/09/2026
New haircut day
Photo of me sitting at the bar of an ungodly lit pub. My hair is long and wavy
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jenny @jenny.cool · 28/08/2026
My new posting station.
A screenshot of weechat with my timeline in it, along with the text for this post.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 27/08/2026
Email 1: Welcome to Club Eurostar Email 2: The club Eurostar terms have changed
"the frogurt is also cursed"
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jenny @jenny.cool · 27/08/2026
had a bit of fun with this guy, too
Q: Have you had canine body parts and/or secretions before?
A: Do pupgirls count?
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jenny @jenny.cool · 26/08/2026
STOP DOING MUSIC THEORY

SOUNDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES

NO REAL-WORLD USE found for SPECIES COUNTERPOINT

Want to analyze music? We had a tool for that, it's called EARS

"That sound is an F SHARP. Those two tones are a TRITONE. These sounds are a HALF DIMINISHED SUBDOMINANT FIRST INVERSION" Deranged -statements dreamed up by the utterly

LOOK at this REAL MUSIC THEORY that REAL MUSIC THEORISTS are THEORIZING, with all the pianos and staff paper we built for them

(This is REAL MUSIC THEORY by REAL MUSIC THEORISTS)

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for me please!" "Go on the harpsichord and play a 4,

THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS!
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jenny @jenny.cool · 22/08/2026
Scrambled egg, hash browns, American cheese, Kewpie mayo, Yucateca habanero on ciabatta
Ibid, open faceClosed, with the tasty ciabotta top
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jenny @jenny.cool · 19/08/2026
The doctor said he'll never golf again, from Mad Men
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jenny @jenny.cool · 18/08/2026
I mean, sure this was overwhelmed by bees but it was beautiful.
A photo of a small breakfast of coffee and juice on a balcony overlooking the north of Paris.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 17/08/2026
a winter photo of that spot
A circle on a castle ruins balcony
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jenny @jenny.cool · 15/08/2026
ideal estrogen shot location: a castle balcony
A stone balcony overlooking a moat and a valley between forested mountains
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jenny @jenny.cool · 14/08/2026
hard to be stressed here ngl
selfie of me in a hammock in a 16th century castle in France
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jenny @jenny.cool · 14/08/2026
These are vegetarian and delicious
Boeuf Bourguignon chips
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jenny @jenny.cool · 14/08/2026
Got some menguy's crackys
A bag of menguy's brand crackys
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jenny @jenny.cool · 11/08/2026
The primere lounger has logged on
Me, wearing oversized sunglasses in a tank top
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jenny @jenny.cool · 08/08/2026
That's the joke
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jenny @jenny.cool · 12/07/2026
What do you call this egg order? Wrong answers only.
Three eggs in a small pan, with a huge steam bubble in the middle of cooked white egg. The egg yolks are evenly distributed
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jenny @jenny.cool · 09/07/2026
pasta e cecci innit
A bowl plate of pasta shells with chickpeas and a tomato paste sauce, garnished with chili flakes, pepper, and rosemary. Served with a Greyhound, and a giant pile of citrus.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 28/06/2026
𝓯𝓲𝓰. 𝓐 / 𝓯𝓲𝓰. 𝓑
A photo of two fried eggs on beans on sourdough, with a cup of coffee.As first, but with a bottle of green Yucateca, and hot sauce on the eggs
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jenny @jenny.cool · 22/06/2026
Wife and I deviled some eggs
6 eggs, halved, deviled, garnished with chives and gherkins and paprika and pepper and whatnot
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jenny @jenny.cool · 22/06/2026
Checking in on Le Monde for the heatwave in France: "The National Committee for the Defense Against Alcoholism says you can drink 1.5 liters per day without endangering your health. Enough to quench your thirst for the day. So why deprive yourself?"
7. Should you drink 1.5 liters of beer a day, as was recommended on television in 1975?

"The National Committee for the Defense Against Alcoholism says you can drink 1.5 liters per day without endangering your health. Enough to quench your thirst for the day. So why deprive yourself?" Each time a heatwave hits, this video goes viral again. An old France 3 report from 1975, dug up by the National Audiovisual Institute, recommended drinking 1.5 liters of beer during a heatwave. Over 40 years later, the message has changed. The Health Ministry now advises against drinking alcohol during periods of extreme heat.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 18/06/2026
Google search will, in one breath, condemn Night Train Express, and then recommend a better wino beverage
Night Train Express Red is a fortified citrus wine flavored with spices, produced in Modesto, California, and contains 17.5% ABV. Some civic leaders have condemned the wine because they think inexpensive, high alcohol content drinks contribute to vagrancy and public drunkenness. Some describe it as tasting like Thunderbird with added sugar.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 15/06/2026
this took like three hours start to finish
An old, worm, headphone amp with an extra power cable coming out the bottom, and a green light Underside showing new backplate with a cable hole and fingernail grab spot.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 06/06/2026
I can't tell if this passata, garlic, basil, and arugula with Parmesan is photogenic but it tastes fucking great
as described, in bowl, with a pile o rocket in the center
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jenny @jenny.cool · 03/06/2026
"Who Stained the Rug" TNG title card
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jenny @jenny.cool · 30/05/2026
trynna look bridal for my wife
A selfie of me in a black and white striped dress
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jenny @jenny.cool · 28/05/2026
10 weeks makes me a modern girl
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jenny @jenny.cool · 23/05/2026
Hans Moleman: no that's too big
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jenny @jenny.cool · 20/05/2026
schnitzel time bitches
Me sipping a half liter helles
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jenny @jenny.cool · 20/05/2026
Doei, rustweek. Dag, yo.
Selfie of me and a glass o white wine
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jenny @jenny.cool · 20/05/2026
sleepiest woman at rust week
A selfie of me with long hair in theatre seating.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 16/05/2026
got myself a shitter amp for £40 so my wife and I can jam together.
An orange crush 12 next to a weathered SoundKing AK20
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jenny @jenny.cool · 14/05/2026
I know! It was a steal.
2006 email:

Regular Price: $169.95
Our Price: $119.95

To use your coupon, add the Sennheiser HD 555 to your shopping cart.  Then enter the coupon code "HD555" in the area for discount and promotional codes to receive your discount.

If you have any questions or would prefer to order this product over the phone, give our sales staff a call at 1-800-828-8184.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 13/05/2026
8 weeks of guitar lessons has me like
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jenny @jenny.cool · 03/05/2026
took some passport photos
just three plain faced selfies, except for the last one where I'm grimacing
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jenny @jenny.cool · 29/04/2026
Went to the Vagina Museum then next door for a "Chicago Italian beef" on focaccia, and, well
A very yonnic sandwich, halved, in au jus
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jenny @jenny.cool · 25/04/2026
One steamed egg and three entirely raw, please
A fry pan with one egg bulging way over the pan
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jenny @jenny.cool · 19/04/2026
some are calling it the dustiest mirror in London
a selfie of me in a black tank and jeans
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jenny @jenny.cool · 18/04/2026
Every trans woman gets one superpower and mine is waking up with perfect bed-head
A bathroom selfie of me in a black hoodie with curly hair
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jenny @jenny.cool · 14/04/2026
a screengrab of Cher in moonstruck gasping
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jenny @jenny.cool · 13/04/2026
trainspotting: we're ruled by effete assholes
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jenny @jenny.cool · 10/04/2026
It's a conspiracy at this point
Google search:

Crab butter--the rich, creamy hepatopancreas (tomalley) and roe found inside a crabcan taste good in a sweet context like tiramisu due to its high fat content, intense umami flavor, and natural sweetness. It acts as a savory, decadent contrast to the dessert's creamy and bitter Components. Instagram +4
Intense Umami and Sweetness: Crab butter is highly prized for being intensely complex, often described as a mix of sweet and savory notes, similar to uni (sea urchin). Rich Creamy Texture: It has a velvety, custardy texture that mirrors the richness of the mascarpone cheese, making it blend well with dairy.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 10/04/2026
The Fallow boys have done it again
A screenshot of my YT timeline showing crab butter pouring into another video of sauce being poured on tiramisu.
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jenny @jenny.cool · 09/04/2026
Have you met Other Matt? He's got some bad opinions.
A bucket of "PURE BRILLIANT WHITE MATT"
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