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Jenn

@jennross.com
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baking, sci-fi, linguistics, getting mad about the Discourse

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Jenn @jennross.com · 06/10/2025
The first review I read of Taylor Swift’s new album said that her writing often “insists upon itself,” and I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I’d heard that phrase before until it finally clicked tonight 😆
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Jenn @jennross.com · 05/09/2025
Off on an odd adventure…
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Jenn @jennross.com · 09/08/2025
I had all these big plans to get stuff done this afternoon, but there is currently a dog curled up next to me napping, so I’m unfortunately stuck here forever ☺️
My roommate’s little fluffy dog curled up on an old blanket on my couch.
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Jenn @jennross.com · 03/08/2025
Had a darkly funny evening at my second job applying little stickers to the prices on all the makeup now that the tariffs are in effect. Almost everything in our store went up in price $1-4.
A before photo showing the price of a NARS bronzer at $19.An after photo showing the little sticker I applied adjusting the price to $20.
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Jenn @jennross.com · 31/07/2025
I feel like I’m losing my mind. It sounds like my wall is breathing? Can’t figure out what might be causing that sound…
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Jenn @jennross.com · 30/06/2025
My friend moved in with me last week and brought her little dog, and I’m already completely in love 😄💙
A derpy little white dog with his tongue out lying upside down on a blanket.
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Jenn @jennross.com · 13/06/2025
Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume and a wizard hat saying “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this…”
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Jenn @jennross.com · 09/04/2025
Well the good news is I’ve got a solid lead on a new job…
Very obvious scam text with odd spacing and breaks between words that reads:

“Hi there! I am Ray There's a position obtainable that I believe would be a great fit for your skills. Do you have some time for a short chat?”
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Jenn @jennross.com · 15/03/2025
Just did my first workout at the gym since before Covid 🙌
Jeb! please clap gif
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Jenn @jennross.com · 01/03/2025
It’s giving
Tweet from 2021 that says "Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Afghanistan because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own 'Afghanistan' for almost 20 years.”
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Jenn @jennross.com · 19/02/2025
Happy one year anniversary to the email with the weirdest subject line I’ve ever received… 😂
Email from a venue in LA called the Teragram Ballroom with the subject line “Don’t Miss Out! Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs…”
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Jenn @jennross.com · 12/02/2025
Trying to order Valentine’s Day flowers for a friend, and accidentally pasted my most recent text into the gift message field. Was tempted for a moment to just leave it 😆
Gift card message that reads, “I’m so sad today, holy shit. Need to stop reading the news.”
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Jenn @jennross.com · 26/01/2025
Current mood
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Jenn @jennross.com · 23/01/2025
It’s nice having supportive friends…
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Jenn @jennross.com · 16/12/2024
Just realized you can sing the chorus of Chappell Roan’s “Casual” to the guitar riff in the bridge of Modest Mouse’s “Edit the Sad Parts - Live.” There is no point to this information, but now you know…
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Jenn @jennross.com · 12/12/2024
It’s terrifying being perceived, but I don’t take for granted the people in my life who see me for what I truly am 😆
Screenshot of text message exchange.

Me: “Make me get out of bed. It’s so cold in here, but it would be warmer downstairs.”

My friend: “Button at least go where it’s warmer, you know your swamp creature physiology needs warmth and humidity 😂”
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Jenn @jennross.com · 11/12/2024
Thanks to having my MAGA family on my phone plan, I get a lot of insane propaganda spam texts, but this one just might take the cake…
Spam text that reads, 

He’s all alone.

President Donald Trump’s youngest cabinet pick Pete Hegseth wasn’t prepared for this.

He needs you:
<donation link>
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Jenn @jennross.com · 06/12/2024
Couldn’t agree more. It’s like oh cool some white, English-speaking aliens with different eyebrows are here. How original 😑. On a somewhat related side note, one of my favorite “aliens” of all time is the dog with an “alien” headband in Star Trek TOS 😂
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Jenn @jennross.com · 18/11/2024
I’m struggling to hold on to happiness these days, but one thing that always makes me smile is how happy my guinea pigs are when I re-set their enclosure. All their hides are in the wash, so they’re stretched out as flat as possible napping on the new flannel bedding 😄
Two guinea pigs napping at either end of an enclosure under the stairs.
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Jenn @jennross.com · 13/11/2024
I met a llama recently. What a diva.
A brown and tan llama with a broccoli haircut chewing hay and batting its eyelashes.A llama tossing its head as hay rains down on it because some kids at the petting zoo were being silly.
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Jenn @jennross.com · 11/08/2023
Astronaut floating in space with flowers exploding from the face plate of their helmet
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