Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 2hI’m retired from road marathons. That was awful 120
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 9hOH in the start corral: “you need Advil?” Me: wtf no, your kidneys 120
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 18hSo many people on Reddit asking about taking the train or an uber from the literal area where I’m staying maybe 1.7 miles from the start and now I’m feeling crazy for just planning to walk/jog? 010
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Shit, I was avoiding all the brand popups but I forgot Scott Jurek was at the Brooks thing bummer 020
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Got a flyer at the expo for a marathon in Uganda that crosses the equator and I know I complained about training in the heat but I think i could handle this 120
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Last night I had a dream about President Obama and the secret service No not that kind of dream, it was totally respectful and they were out doing errands 030
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Also I think my mile walk to the train station is going to be my shakeout No idea what shoes to wear tomorrow This is gonna be great, just a perfect use of PTO 020
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ok from here on out I am consciously deciding to have a good time, fun stuff starts as soon as my cheeseburger lands on my dinner table 050
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026TBH the non-union staff at the hotel is awesome, despite I’m sure what was a terrible day for them They were trying hard to be polite but I think they were over it 010
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I wonder if Lola is worried that I just disappeared 010
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ordered dinner and really can’t make sentences. Oh god I need food 010
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Trying not to spam text crash out on my coach but I am straight up not having a good time 110
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Cool cool cool the staff at my hotel this weekend is on strike 210
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A few weeks ago I had a dream featuring Jon Ossoff and I would just like to thank my subconscious for that Also appreciate the clips floating around On Here from the debate tonight 020
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I had to do so many things that were completely within the purview of my job today and I am honestly offended still need to pack Still need to finish 15 reeds Wanted to wash my car for this trip FUCK 010
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Coworker asked me how long a marathon was and it was refreshing to talk to someone who was so blissfully unaware of this ridiculous activity 050
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They should have a whole Law and Order series that’s just Sov Cits doing crazy shit 000
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Conundrum: I want to start kickboxing or Muay Thai or Krav Maga classes but the gyms around here where they teach that stuff are probably all maga? Maybe I could ask the security guys at work? IDK but I gotta be prepared, I feel like 020
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sometimes the taper tantrums sneak up on you, like when you find yourself scrubbing your shower with Dawn Powerwash at 6:45am on a Tuesday when you’re usually at the gym 140
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love Reddit because you can be scrolling the Chicago Marathon page and see a post with a satellite weather map and someone saying “watch the weather in the gulf for Sunday, this might bring us a cooler and cloudier day!” And then someone goes “you have no way of knowing that, just hydrate and 120
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everyone is obsessed with the Chicago forecast for next Sunday There is literally nothing you can do about it except hydrate, please calm down 110
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ew y’all I just got an email to play 2nd oboe on Bolerostatic.klipy.comSchitt's Creek Ew No ReactionALT: Schitt's Creek Ew No Reaction 451
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Following the Chicago Marathon subreddit is a TRIP people are planning paces TO THE MINUTE and wearing stryd pods and asking how many layers to wear at the start and how to throw away gel wrappers 120
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok now America’s Mayor is just rubbing this in our faces 020
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have enough money to not be googling “how long does Maurten last after the expiration date,” a week out from a marathon why am I like this 130
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Here’s a quote I heard on Instagram that is good for a canva slide and a repost: “If the world born from my body oppresses me I will not let that world exist” (burn it all down ladies) 110
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A thought for the uno reverse files Maybe if more women start open carrying assault weapons to protect themselves maybe they’ll finally get banned 110
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My instagram feed has gone from “cute animals eating things” to self defense tips and how to dispose of a body Should I be concerned 130
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh shit www.wsmv.com/2026/09/28/n...wsmv.comNashville Symphony suspends 2026-27 season, furloughs staff amid ‘financial emergency’The Nashville Symphony has declared a “financial emergency” and says the upcoming season has been canceled amid a massive operating budget deficit. 120
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026been looking online for helpful marathon tips (like if there's something obvious about packing, logistics of a stupid big crowded start corral, etc.) and everyone is just like "don't forget your glitter freckles!" and "remember your why!" 120
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ironman Chattanooga is today and some of the route is close to my apartment and idk why so many people are out trying to do shit in cars while the roads are closed. Just stay home! It’s Sunday! Go back to bed! Do your errands somewhere else and stop almost running into pedestrians (me)! 130
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I added up my hours spent commuting to, waiting around, and playing in symphony last week and divided it by my after-tax pay It’s like $16 an hour for 33 years of experience and two college degrees 220
Reposted by Expensive BrunetteMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house. 684249275523
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wow there’s a lot of raccoon content on instagramstatic.klipy.comRaccoon Begging for FoodALT: Raccoon Begging for Food 030
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So that motherfucker wants to go to the UT game this week which is absolutely hilarious and probably one of the only places in the country where he still has supporters Hope everyone enjoys the extra three hours it’s gonna take to get into Neyland 120
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Based on my instagram algorithm I should open a raccoon sanctuary in France 040
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My instagram feed is basically just raccoons eating things ASMR and I’m not mad about it 020
Reposted by Expensive BrunetteThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.” 666259165987
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Y’all where should I eat in Chicago during marathon week? I’m thinking ramen the night before. Pizza after. Hotel is around Streeterville. 220
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Storms are finally rolling through and it’s almost time for summer to fuck right off, I’m so excited 010
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ooh new fun game! I found a Rarity-69 word worth 88 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 743 points · 10 rare words. Only 47 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 1 find no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/SCPCEDplayoutlier.comOUTLIER · Day 122player-3824 scored 743 on Day 122. Can you beat them? 000
Expensive Brunette @jenniferlownby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Would just like to thank the Knoxville Symphony orchestra for totally torching my productivity for the entire week Never doing a masterworks week again 130
