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Jennifer Rose

@jenni4iowa.bsky.social
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I aspire to be basic, except for the pumpkin spice. If you're not scared shitless, you're not paying attention. Likes, follows, reskeets etc. do not represent endorsements, past/current/future employers, and maybe not even myself.

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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 16h
TFW you realize there isn't a rule against solo travelers buying a 40-pack of Rice Krispies Treats and eating them at one's leisure during the trip
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 23h
My double dose of Ambien backed up by melatonin and Tramadol is locked in an intense fight with my neuropathy over when/if/how I will sleep, and I've already asked for an extra hour at checkout. mmm...incoherent brain goo...
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I appear to have fallen into the classic "was going to get some serious stuff done tonight but my hotel room is at the end of the hall and the Wi-Fi isn't the best" trap.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A/B testing sleep pills/creams/methods is incredibly not optimal to do while on vacation. However, when the overriding issue is I NEED SLEEP AND HOTELS KICK ME OUT AT 11 AND I HAVE SIX HOURS OF DAYLIGHT AFTER THAT, I kind of have to. (Treadmill here broken lol)
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m in a town pretty small to have a McDonald’s and I was SO CLOSE to having a prepandemic experience - someone ready to take my order, no waiting for online BS, drink dispensers working, order accurate… …and then both ketchup dispensers were empty.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seven times in 48 hours, including waking me up this morning.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me: I should start packing for my vacation that begins tonight. also me: Its going to be HOW hot? In October?
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I sure love being awake approaching 3 AM when I need to be at church at 10:15 and kick off vacation after work and I haven't packed.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Five times in 30 hours. The upstairs apartment HAS to be washing one individual sock per load. This should be logistically impossible.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TFW you hit the "update Chrome" button while forgetting the window of incognito tabs is minimized
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Northwestern did WHAT? (not great for ISU, TBH)
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan, this is your fault. This is all your fault. Go in the corner and think about what you did.
kcrg.com
Caitlin Clark selected as guest picker for College GameDay
Caitlin Clark has been selected as guest picker for College GameDay on Saturday.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Session leader: Our exercise in writing backstory about a town starts with this map that I had Claude create with a prompt. Me, someone who has been drawing maps almost as long as I’ve been drawing letters and played SimCity on a Mac LC II:
kill the robots
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
-5h18m of sleep yesterday per Fitbit -no caffeine -plenty of walking -could barely keep awake between 8:30 AM, which is when I got up, and noon -Ambien and melatonin both consumed more than an hour ago -COMPLETELY FUCKING AWAKE AT 1 AM -oh and my left leg and right foot are on fire
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Session leader: Our exercise in writing backstory about a town starts with this map that I had Claude create with a prompt. Me, someone who has been drawing maps almost as long as I’ve been drawing letters and played SimCity on a Mac LC II:
kill the robots
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Past 16 hours: “There you go, sir” at the buffet. “And you, sir?” Going around the table for introductions. Reset the damn counter.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
update, 2:22 AM: ow ow ow ow ow, and also, ow I heavily doubt I'm making the first session of the retreat tomorrow. Also, the AC is out, which wouldn't be an issue this time of year except that both the dewpoint and overnight temp are around 60.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear 11:30 AM me: You forgot to take the most important pill, the one that is allegedly supposed to help with neuropathy. You moron. Signed, 11:30 PM me
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
update, 12:45 AM (1 of ?): fuck
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slept from 7 AM to 1 PM, which meant I had to skip my leisurely route plan for the fast way. Now we wait and see if my body is willing to jump time zones without leaving Iowa.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So incredibly in pain and not tired that I have pulled the laptop out from being ready to go in the morning, plugged it in to the external monitor, and am now rocking back and forth trying to distract myself from the pain by being on the Internet when almost no on else in North America is.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Minnesota and Georgia Tech are both playing in Pac-12 After Dark games and it's unnatural, I tell you.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iowa State did badly, Nebraska won, and Iowa did ... that. Bad day to be a Cyclone fan. 😑
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH FUCKING HELL
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
...and the first ad between the quarters is for gambling
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Michigan, please stop doing Color Rush uniforms. First maize-on-maize, now blue-on-blue. No. Just no.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guess who is still wide awake, once again ready to gnaw limbs off, and wonders how much of a retreat can be slept through before being politely asked to leave?
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the answer isn't "looking for the Ninja Turtles" or "looking for the river of slime giving everyone bad vibes", what are we doing here?
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ghostbusters!
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because Jerry Jones can only subsidize one semi-pro team at a time and right now he's focused on the Cowboys.
nytimes.com
Arkansas fans are tired of losing. But why is the outrage boiling over now?
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@dotdotexe.bsky.social Christmas present idea for that special parent in your life
thepopinsider.com
We’re All in for the ‘Gilmore Girls’ Little People Collector Set
Fisher-Price brings the whimsical charms of Stars Hollow to families through its Gilmore Girls-inspired Little People Collector set.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is 5 AM. I have not slept. Four sleeps from now, including the one I haven't had yet for Friday, I need to be up at 6:30 AM.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"He went unoffered by the new coaching staff at Iowa State after Matt Campbell's departure. ... Knoblock picked up his final offer, this one coming from the Hawkeyes. ... His commitment, though, forced his family to adjust their allegiances." Penn State cost ISU an Iowan whose family liked ISU.
desmoinesregister.com
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's not often that you see a phrase in your medical reports that makes you think, "Hmm, in addition to the title for my 2026 year-end newsletter, it would be a great band name," but I got one of those. 😐
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You You Can Can See See Everything Everything
from new You Can See Everything trailer
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
/falls asleep at 8:30 AM //rolls out of bed at 2 PM ///checks Bluesky ////"Tuberville claims pilots are furries" /////goes back to bed, assumes dream, expect to wake up for real later
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is 3:30 AM, and my legs/feet are on fire. Again. I have already decided to skip the $50/night entertainment at the retreat in case I need time to sleep, but ironically, 6-10 PM is my most awake time. I may have to tell the coordinator I will not be at early sessions because my body won't let me.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Abner Doubledeal: Son, I'm the commissioner of Ultimate Robot Fighting. I'm a connoisseur of jerks like you who pick fights in movie theatres and you're the biggest I've ever seen. Bender: You should see me at funerals. Doubledeal: Kid, I want you in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
today in timeline juxtaposition
Holding a puppy, strolling a puppy
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After forcing myself to bed at 7AM, I got two hours of sleep. My foot woke me up, I moved to the computer room and piddled around the Internet, I crawled back into bed. Just then, the upstairs washing machine started.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is 6 AM. I have not fallen asleep. Eight sleeps from now, including the one I have yet to take, I need to be up at 6 AM. This is not optimal.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Washing machine mentioned as great tool of liberation, check.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weird, you'd think he'd pull to the right.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Coyote vs. Acme" gross to date: $54,816,201 "End of Oak Street" gross to date: $54,013,694 (via Box Office Mojo, as of this skeet)
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SWEET HOLY FUCK MY FEET WANT TO KILL ME THEY ONLY DON'T HURT WHEN THEY'RE MOVING /weeps and wails but not loud enough for upstairs to hear
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very odd update: Fitbit completely blanked on my sleep, except for 9 minutes between 10:45 and 11:45 AM. At that time, I was flat on my stomach for an emergency massage. (I told her, "make my hamstrings know what's what," and she went DEEP.)
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In a stunning reversal, instead of not being able to sleep until past 6:30, my neuropathy let me sleep at 3 and then woke me UP at 6:30. But that's OK (/s), because it's raining, again, and the washing machine upstairs is running as I speak.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sunrise. I haven't slept, I'm not tired (likely because yesterday I slept from 5:45 to 1:15), and 10 days from now, this is about the time I will need to be waking up. I am so fucked.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have not fallen asleep before 4 AM for a solid week. When my therapist said two Mondays ago that my demeanor was different, I can 100% say that it was all due to having two good nights of sleep. Now I crawl in, and within 5-10 minutes, I'm zapped so hard I scream into the pillow.
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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The firestorm brought on by the end of the Texas-Ohio State game is now finishing its fourth day in the news cycle. Not that one, the other one.
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