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Jen Guernsey

@jenguernsey.bsky.social
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Translator, pool manager, concerned citizen. "Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." - FDR

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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 11h
It is THE most infectious virus...the ID50 is 1 viral particle. And people are contagious for days BEFORE they start exhibiting symptoms. Measles can kill you 1-15 years after you recover from the initial illness (panencephalitis), and it wipes your immune system's entire memory 😬. Scary.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Plague is a lot less scary since it is well known and treatable with antibiotics. I'm more concerned about another emerging virus
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🤣
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Had to look that up! Pleased to meet ya, I'm a Murkin 😉
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh wow, interesting, never heard it that way
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So the difference is in the sound of the A, then? Add vs udd? Which syllable do you stress?
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How do you say it?
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
From what I am seeing online, that was not an actual Trump post. Certainly wouldn't have been out of character - but apparently this one is not real.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Brilliant! I manage an outdoor pool in the summer...seems like every other year our sewer line has to be snaked out...I have decided I need to make myself a shirt that says FLUSHABLE WIPES ARE A LIE.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've aleays loved this sign. Yay MKE!
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yes, really fun how he revisits some of his lyrics in later songs There are just a few artists for whom I remember precisely when and where I was the first time I heard them. Sting, Suzanne Vega, Peter Gabriel
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That one too! He has some really literary lyrics. You could do a great college class just on his poetry
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Who borrowed it?
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ooo that's a really good one
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hahaha I remember when this song came out, hysterical
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One of the most achingly beautiful songs ever
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So you say there's a race of men in the trees, you're for tough legislation...Thanks for calling, I wait all night for calls like these
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Different states have different laws. In Virginia we are asked to show ID, but you can still vote without it if you formally attest to your identity. Voter fraud is vanishingly rare. Requiring ID is basically a poll tax to combat a nonexistent problem because the dox needed to get an ID cost $$.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The superintendent would be a billionaire and the kids would pause occasionally to pee in bottles as they ran breathlessly from room to room
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
With the darker color doing the same
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
IKR? Cuttlefish in drag outscoring the macho bros
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I live in Virginia (suburban Washington DC) and we see turtles around here all the time. We have these same Eastern box turtles too. But also painted and snapping turtles near creeks and rivers. Easy to spot on a sunny day
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Pro-life, amIrite?
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They crack me up because they are SO small and SO FREAKING LOUD. Plus jaunty cocked tail!
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Wow, those are gorgeous!
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Evil.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
NEORSD is a great follow! Love them!
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Balm for the soul. Not perfect, and some avoidance dancing around the more difficult questions. But overall, yay
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dude. Don't even get me started on the Big 10. It's all about the $$$$$$$
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yep. Hubby just got one here in Virginia. Nice try, scammers
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw those pants! My MAGA family members once got all excited about a flag painted on the bottom of a pool. I was like, um, stepping on the flag...? They of course jumped all over me for not appreciating the patriotism 🙄
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Also misspelled "discussed" So yeah, not AI, but they also didn't bother with basic spellcheck
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
sitting on the tarmac. Two airport employees had begun moving the stairway away from the plane. So he raced up the stairway and leapt several feet straight into the plane's open doorway. Calmly straightened his tie and sat down.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don't have one, but here's my husband's. Visiting friends as a Navy midshipman in uniform, loses track of time, bolts to airport. Arrives to gate. Ticket agent says, "The plane is departing! Come on!" They ran out the back door, jumped into a golf cart, and sped toward the plane 1/2
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Oh fer corn's sake. She can quit whining and formally convert.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yay birding! I too am a birder. Other great birding spots around here: Huntley Meadows in Alexandria, VA and Chincoteague. Nice photos! Love the iridescence on the starling.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hey now. I let all of my most casual acquaintances grope my boob. Doesn't everyone?
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
TDS. Transgender Derangement Syndrome.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
So I was told when touring a cacao farm there recently
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
And they pollinate cacao, at least in Costa Rica.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I have definitely been thinking about that. I read recently that they have been positioning a lot of small boats in the area in weird ways doc.afp.com/98AU2ZQ
doc.afp.com
AFP News
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
No, the deceased six were taken out by an Iranian drone. Maybe you're thinking of the F-15s taken out by friendly fire? But those crews survived
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I had the joy of going there by myself, so I could linger as I wished. I spent many hours! It filled in many gaps in my knowledge (born in mid-60s: too young to understand events when they happened, not old enough to learn about them in history class). Fantastically educational place.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
25th A has nothing to do with impeachment. It's about removing a President who has become incapacitated. But take heart, we can impeach them all individually. Or better yet, try them for their crimes
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Any day now we're going to start calling it the Special Military Operation
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Don't worry. He knows the Smell of War.
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
She's being punished for embarrassing Trump, not all the heinous stuff she's done
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This!!! I envision Iran teaming up with Venezuela and especially Cuba to obliterate it from tglhe sea
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
*his name, sorry
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Jen Guernsey @jenguernsey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I had no idea! Most interesting. Though I keep thinking perhaps instead nis nane should have been Ananas 😆
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