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Jen Coleslaw

@jencoleslaw.bsky.social
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SideCar &Two Chocolate Cakes Podcast. NoVA Environmentalist. Friend of Farmer's Markets, Animal Hospitals, inflatables, and desserts. Bitter Winter Child. ✅ the alt text on pics & gifs linktr.ee/jencoleslaw

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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok I am home from the work thing. There was cheese.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news/Bad news. Good News: It's Friday Bad News: I have to work tonight. Also, it is 92˚ here and I hate it.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I asked Blueberry if we should put a camera in the sunroom to see who is pooping in there over night and he said no need because it isn't poop.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok I'm late with October's rabbit graphic but hopefully, you all are set with your rabbits for tonight/tomorrow!
An AI slop of a graphic of three rabbits wearing jack-o-lanterns, in a creepy wood, howling at a full moon which is also a jack-o-lantern. The text says: Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit, and at the bottom there's a Noah Kahan Lyric from Oribiter: "I'm an astronaut, you're the mooooooooooooon"

So, to recap: we say Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit as the first thing out of our mouths any time after midnight on October 1 for good luck all month. And we are reminded that sometimes our rabbits help someone else, across the globe and we hope someday that their rabbits will help us. 

Here's what I do, I wake up almost every single night, around 2 am, and I say my rabbits then. I go back to sleep. Then when I wake up for real around 6:30, I say them again, but a little louder.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey friends, I have a question for a bestie-does anyone get their GLP-1 not from their doctor (their employer will no longer cover the cost of it via employee insurance until they become diabetic, which i find fuckin' immoral and criminal) but from a 3rd party and if so, who/how is it working out?
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has begun.
A front yard, in the suburbs, with three distinct (ish) inflatable yard decorations. One is a fox on a stump with a hedgehog holding a mushroom. The middle one is three pumpkins that are shaped like corgi heads, the third is a black cat wearing a witchy hat, on top of a complaining ghost, who is sitting on a jack o lantern that looks super high.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it really only Tuesday?
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It has been rainy and a little windy the last several days but now we're aiming for tomorrow (Monday) as Ben is off all day. And I am going to restock the Little Free Pantry/Library with some school supplies and books.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every morning I wake up and I worry the hummingbirds have moved on, but not this morning.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kai, I suspect we're about the same age, and for the last 20+ years I've been hiring and firing people in the (environmental) non profit world. If you show up with a Deer Park water to an interview with an organization that works on reducing single use/plastic pollution, you're not getting the job.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How is it that Trump hasn't put his name on the Supreme Court building?
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read that as "pestlike" and I was like "fitting,"
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If it is not raining tomorrow I am putting up the fall / harvest / halloween inflatables.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went on an adventure today to get the rest of my vaccinations (influenza and COVID) and I forgot to bring Fatniss with me! She's in my knapsack which I didn't bring. So that means no treats because she always buys them.
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Happy Cute Penguin Baking Treats
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The News Outlets should run "Best of Obama" speeches in lieu of Trump coverage.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I found my I VOTED sticker--it was still in the car.
Prince William County's I voted sticker for this year--it features the Marine Corp Museum memorial, A tree of some note (?) the year 1731 which maybe is the year the county was founded and a stylized cannon  which considering the year is from the American Revolution, NOT the Civil War.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fatniss and I voted. In Virginia, for my district, we have Senate, Congress, and 3 amendments. We voted for @markwarner.bsky.social and @repsuhas.bsky.social and yes on all three amendments.
A ballot for the Commonwealth of Virginia, in English and in Spanish, for Amendment 2, which is codifying Marriage Equality into the constitution. Amendment 1 codifies the right to abortion and Amendment 3 codifies the right for felons to vote after they have served their time.  Right now all these things are legal under state law but they need to be codified into the constitution in order for the next shitty administration to not just legislate them out. Can they remove items from the constitution? Yes, but it is a long process. This is the last step of this long process. 

Of course we voted yes on all three and voted for Mark Warner who better get a lot more combative in the Senate, and Suhas Subramanyam who is a pretty good guy and doesn't take much shit but as always, could be more of an asshole in my opinion. 

Then we went to Costco and wished everyone who voted R in the last 45 years ate tainted lettuce.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone in the neighborhood beat me to putting up fall inflatables.
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Roflandz: Adorable Mad Cute Kitten Meows
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here's Waffles trying catching a veggie burger. Some of my throws were terrible.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jen G gave me this link for the Kennedy Center activation tonight, which will be live streamed. She'll be there with her camera. www.youtube.com/live/k3OAXfQ...
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Hands Around the Kennedy Center | 6:30 p.m. EDT Friday, Sept. 18
YouTube video by Hands Off the Arts
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here's Blueberry 🫐
An upside down cat
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kennedy Center news gift article wapo.st/4xzocMC
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Photo of Trump shows printout that seems to refer to Kennedy Center demolition
The image surfaced hours after the president warned that the performing arts venue could eventually be “ripped down” without his administration’s intervention. Lawyers for Rep. Joyce Beatty (D-Ohio), ...
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kennedy Center news
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I decided that we had plenty of treats at the office. I just wasn't feeling it this morning.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What kind of treats should I bring to the office tomorrow?
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do the McEnroe brothers have kompromat on @espn.com to get the job of calling all these matches? #usopen
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I promise* to write a pet poem to every Democrat voter in a state that flips from long-held R-D in any race. If it is a Senate Race, I will also draw their pet badly or send buckets of cookies.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What about now, is it Friday now?
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is it Friday yet?
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Grumpy Cat's Ugh Face Reaction
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I keep looking at this trying to figure out what's missing.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I couldn't resist.
An AI generated image of the New President, Hunter Biden, sitting behind the desk in the oval office.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did everyone with @kazurcher.bsky.social a very very Happy Birthday today!?
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Pusheen Cat Happy Birthday with Hamster
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday request-one of the animal hospital besties, an LVT who, like me, followed Kent to every clinic and he supported her getting licensed, needs a little extra- her beloved great dane, Seven, was hit by a car (which is kind of crazy because that dog NEVER strays away from Sam) gofund.me/778e6365e
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Donate to Seven's Healing Journey, organized by Brittany Strickland
Hello friends... This morning, one of Sam's Great Danes was hit by a car and is in the ani… Brittany Strickland needs your support for Seven's Healing Journey
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Ginger Cat Appreciation Day- we are down to just one ginger cat these days, Laddie Marmalade. But honestly, what is a Golden Retriever but a gigantic ginger cat?
a very serious ginger cat with a pink nose wearing a collar with a black tag with his name on it. He has whiskers that are black AND white.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know I am running late on this but it is time for Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit tonight after midnight for good luck all September long. Set an alarm if you have to.
A graphic of three rabbits waiting for a bus. The Bus schedule, for Bus #2026 notes: Polls, Antifa HQ, Costco, Carrot Expo and Yarn Barn.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Have you seen my hummingbird lately?
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rufus and Waffles wish all their dog friends a very happy International Dog Day, and they have a wishlist for your consideration alittleextrafund.org
A graphic for international dog day 
Celebrating your dogs
with a wish list of things Rufus and Waffles would like
MOAR TENNIS BALLS
Donation to A Little Extra Fund
Rides in the Car-Car
NO BATHS
New stuffies for every day 
Clean water bowls
PUP CUPS
Heartworm Preventative

the graphic features Rufus, an unhinged golden retriever, holding a stuffed candy corn in his mouth, and Waffles who is an anxious beagle, looking concerned. It also includes the logo for A Little Extra, a non profit that helps people and their pets.  alittleextrafund.org
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been distracted lately but tomorrow is National Dog Day (and my mother's birthday!) and I saw this graphic on Facebook and I am sharing it-I know there are problematic companies here--I did not make this list, I am merely sharing it, don't lecture me about how we should not go to Starbucks, etc
a graphic of all the places where you can get a free treat for your dog tomorrow (Wednesday August 26) 
Starbucks--free puppucino
Andys Frozen Custard--free pupcone for the doggos
DairyQueen: Pup Cup with milk bone
Dutch Brothers Coffee: free mystery Bandana witih drink purchase and grab a pup cup 
Sonic: Free Wag Cup
Dunkin: Free Cup for Pup
Chik-Fi-La Free Dog treat (Treats vary by store)
Culvers Frozen Custard- Free dog treat (treats vary by store)
Scooter's Coffee: Free VIP Pup Cup with any Purchase
Seven Brew: Free pup cup with purchase
Brusters Ice Cream: Free doggie sundae w/ purchase
Rita's: Pup Cup
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have you seen Rufus' and Waffles' stuffie collection lately? We washed half of them yesterday. The gigantic avocado is in there somewhere
Rufus, a red unhinged golden retriever sits before a poang chair from IKEA that is absolutely loaded stuffed toys.


Rufus is so excited about all those clean stuffies that he's licking his chops.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These are absolutely the favorite toys in my house. They are big and good for rabbit kicks.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
UPDATE: I also was able to clip SISTER HELEN's claws and she has as many as Murder Kitten. She also WAILED and TRASHED and I am unscathed. I feel like I should play lottery.
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Lucky Cat Slot Machine Win
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I successfully trimmed Murder Kitten's nails without losing a limb or an eyeball. Please clap
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Also related to dog stuff--I have had Rufus insured by Embrace for the last few years because I know what kinds of things Goldens can get and I didn't want Kent to treat him for something $$$ and not charge us, which was his way, we kept it after Kent died. And they've been quite good. I know that--
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I brought a freeze dried chicken treat home for Waffles but someone whose name rhymes with ShoeFerry ate it right out of the pocket of my bag. And doesn't even feel bad about it.
A portrait of an unrepentant cat, who is a lynx point siamese mix with blue eyes and a pink nose and a red collar with a big fabric carnation on it,  his eyes are mostly closed (one is just open enough to see what I am doing) laying on his back on the bed, with his paws up, after eating Waffles' treat. He's probably resting and is going to go check all the other pockets of my little yellow sling backpack.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Rufus had a good visit with Dr Kirk and his ear infection has resolved!
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Today is Spoil Your Dog Day. How we will celebrate: another $300 trip to the vet for Rufus's ear check (he has this mild, but tough to treat ear infection--which I think is a Golden thing--what do you Golden people do about those ears?) It doesn't bother him but the vet does cytology every visit.
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am going to try not to take it personally that no one alerted me 12 hours later that I uploaded the wrong file to the server. In any event, the correct file is uploaded (with header and footer music now)
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
New podcast night. open.spotify.com/episode/7qFj... at spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts. Topics: music, Jose update, Farmers Market, Food Holidays, Why Summer Sucks, Sending Mail to Joe Biden, little joys: tennis, Noah Kahan, oatmeal cookies, Japanese cat books, thinking abt winter
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SideCar: Turn This Leaking Boat and Point It Home
SideCar Podcast, with Jen Coleslaw · Episode
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Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A reminder to everyone but especially @darthbluesky.bsky.social that Wednesday August 19th is Potato Day. How are we going to celebrate?
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No Thoughts Only Potato Potato
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