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Jen Boyer

@jenboyer.bsky.social
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NC based, I try to get outside, I knit, I read a wide range of things, I like dogs, I would probably rather be sleeping

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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not even these guys give a shit
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gloves are off but the glasses should go back on
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"in his size" was a generous addition on your part
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I heard a line from Ken White today along the lines of, "it is a mistake to ascribe human motivations to the pile of goo that's in Trump's head" and this feels like one of those times
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Mike Collins is a bigot, and it's disqualifying" Into my veins pls
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's pretty funny to me that she thought this guy was going to be discreet about all of this
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Any trouble with the black beans? My daughter couldn't find them in Italy and we brought her some
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Babies love to cuddle up with a phone
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Such a weird thing to highlight....the government pays for road salt so its relationship to any individual person's finances is pretty damn removed, no?
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I actually really wanted a Bolt but the price was just not at all competitive with the Hyundai Ioniq at least here. I see a ton of Ioniqs around. They even had the Bolts priced higher than the Equinox EVs, which are bigger.
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unlike their cookies
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My three year old nephew once beat my husband in Connect Four and pops wasn't letting him win
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's like a turducken of corruption.
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok that's a good one
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since when does C-SPAN go for pillow talk like "battleground Oklahoma"
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See I saw a guy on Nextdoor mad that bike lanes aren't in the *middle of the road* and I thought that had to be the median Trump voter but there's always a guy doing one better
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The picture of the evil Ms. Rachel with the headband and overalls is cracking me up
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Attn: Pete Hegseth's mom We'd all love a fresh updated email about what a POS your son is if you're so inclined
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He doesn't even *go* here
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idabel would make a good hipster name for a baby girl though
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They took down that poster so fast and refused to put it back up when the alleged cornered witness is like, "hey can I see that again?" I can't figure out if it dawned on them part way through or not.
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow it really is Super Intelligent
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sounds like an ETA situation
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's so silly, I'm sorry! You can get sworn in as a junior ranger at a national park in five minutes and get an activity book and a badge. Can't they get sworn in as a reader and get like a book and some stickers or something?
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't listen to these guys Ken, you get out there and you do more media! Get your face and your words out there man! It's a race against time Ken!
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This issue is the closest real life example I've seen to the SNL sketch with Tom Hanks as a redneck on Black Jeopardy
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can almost hear the sing-along...."you don't live here" 👏. 👏 👏👏👏
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guess all the women at this party are AI huh
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My daughter put on a couple of episodes of Freaks and Geeks and I had completely forgotten that Joel from the original #mst3k has a cameo as the manager of a disco-themed clothing store in the mall.
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look a few years ago he pumped his own gas once. Man of the people.
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"one day I had to pump gas, it was a few years ago"
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So why are you still there?
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is guac extra?
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Such a weird thing to say. Even if the transphobia weren't there, the HP stuff is pretty played out. There are new stories being written every day!
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stunning
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You could just have a seizure but that's probably not advisable
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come ON. Sending *fifty* personal messages would take forever. They're trying to get them to send AI generated messages to get AI generated responses.
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lol Cooper here is like one rung down from Dale and Andy Griffith
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From the standpoint of water
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They usually turn them over to collections agencies which is bad enough
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Obviously it's harder the more specific your quest is, but can I suggest vintage and secondhand stores? There is an abundance of linen, damask, cotton table and bed linens out there for pennies on the dollar.
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"partys" heaven help us
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My son was born a few weeks before 9/11 and he has a year left on his PhD
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RIP, Pepper's
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have to assume anyone who thinks they are getting 5 large from Trump is still looking for their nose at their Grandpa's house
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I assume there has to be a chapter in urban planning school called Cars Will Go Anywhere You Do Not Physically Prevent Them From Going And Even Then...
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whoa. Are there not any bollards at the ends of this path?!
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There were a lot! If you're a tween girl into kinda spooky or fantasy stuff and portals to another dimension, I feel like your moment is coming
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Jen Boyer @jenboyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unironically I once read a piece by a man who suffered from a sharp testosterone drop describing his feelings and it sounded a lot like this -- depression and disinterest. Maybe he's low-T.
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