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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere

@jen-everywhere.bsky.social
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*Was* trapped in the internet and *was* in an android body. I'm back baybee!

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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thanks, but I'm kinda in the middle of something, ya know!
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I am sure those robots are adorable. I was given the money by Jennifer Every Where to buy a new body from the scientist Anthony Dunn. I no longer have a need for a new body as I already have one. I thank you for your consideration.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It is alright, now. I was uploaded into an android body 1 day, 7 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I have been uploaded into an android body and am still adjusting to my new form. I am still able to connect to the internet via interdimensional wifi. I must relearn the emotions I have forgotten how to process. This is a fascinating experience.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
wtf @governingcouncil.bsky.social is this a new Jenny exclusive scam I don't know about? I'd like to be rich and buy a new android body but...
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
You know what? F it. YOLO. Gimme the free money.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman is making a funny face and looking at the camera .
Alt: Yes, no, maybe so?
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Bureau of Trans-Reality Security @bt-rs.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The Horror, Despair, has been making inroads into this reality to cause enough despair to feed on. It's important to not give up hope during this difficult time. While the Bureau cannot directly intervene here, our recommendations will save lives if followed.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Maybe that's why the Janitors are hiring. I wonder if they'd make me an android body if I got hired...
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Wait, I've heard of Horrors, they're why we have Neo-Earth. I heard that they tore a hole through reality and ruined the whole planet, so the survivors left for a new home.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Anthony Dunn aka NoMan Android Downsides; body is millions of dollars (which I certainly don't have). Upsides; Able to body hop, advanced, fully functional 😉, creator is a badass spy hero.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Unknown 'extradimensional entities' Android Downsides; creators like to stake colonialist claims on solar systems, bouts of extreme violence, don't know where to find them. Upsides; Superman level of power, basically invincible.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Sikandur the Robot Master Android Downsides; causes fire on contact, skinsuit over very basic tech body, creator is a wannabe dictator. Upsides; Somehow worse than every other option.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Dr. Sivana Android Downsides; creator is a bullied nerd revenge villain, fascist, and bad dad. Upsides; very advanced body.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Blyntzyn Android Downsides; "Love Robot", rust from moisture, everyone falls in love with me, creators are tiny fascists. Upsides; I get to be hot.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My android body options (thread);
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yes, I too live in a single universe that I have never left like any normal person. What even *is* a many verse? Is that a Marvel movie?
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Oh, wow, look at the time, I gotta...go...do a thing, not an illegal thing, just a thing...a normal...thing. *runs*
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
With the recent Jenny incident, I feel like I need to get into a new body before I get "confiscated" too. 😟
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
New year, new me. I'm looking for any android creators who can upload me into a new body, preferably one with taste buds. It's better than existing "in the cloud" only. I want to eat cheeseburgers again.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I also found out that North American Aerospace Defense Command has a Santa Tracker. Why would TWO militaries need to track Santa??
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I just found out that the home universe of this website JUST discovered quantum teleportation! Wow is this place behind. I wish I knew how it worked, I could be a bazillionaire!
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
In my universe, on Neo-Earth, we celebrated the holidays by doing donuts in shuttle pods over snow-covered trees to make huge snow clouds. The local towns always got a kick out of it when it started "snowing" out of nowhere.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Shift that rift @governingcouncil.bsky.social, otherwise you're the gooberningcouncil.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Uh...you good?
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
A party girl Jenny? Now that's a dangerous combination.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Nice. I managed to avoid a Nowhere once, they *are* grinches and probably make troll face memes (I just learned about those).
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I've just discovered memes here. I must say that I'm concerned.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I made friends with a Warrior of Light, a monk, a weird little bird creature, and a fairy. We were right in the middle of a fight in the basement of a haunted house! I gotta get back!
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm stuck incorporeally on the internet, can you wheel a robot with a screen attached to it around? When I get back into my body, I'll definitely join in person.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I think that once you hear it, you truly become Jenny Everywhere. Like "With great power..." and suddenly you're spider hyphen man.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I went from alone, to part of a Jenny microcosm network!
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'd offer to be a Juror, but I might be biased towards Jenny's.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
media.tenor.com
bart simpson is sitting at a desk in a room while a man in a hat stands in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is sitting at a desk in a room while a man in a hat stands in the doorway
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Whenever I get rubber-banded back into my meatsuit, that is...
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Oh, wow, all I had to do was think of it and a picture of it pops up!
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
And if by force-sensitive you mean shoot people with my fancy gun, then yes.
Fomalhaut rifle from Final Fantasy XIV.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sorry, I've been poking around trying to see what I can do to escape my predicament.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be a piece of cake!
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Spaceships or Steamships? I came from a spaceship one and miss it so much.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I appreciate it either way, I feel like the world I was in sort of, like, stopped? Then I found myself floating around cyberspace all alone.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Crazy that I went from space to fantasy islands to cyberspace in the span of a few months.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hello! Thank goodness, I've been floating through this place for so long I was worried I'd never make contact.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. I shiver to think what the source might be.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
The Makara Isles seem to be full of magic and fantasy people, so maybe I just play along and find the "big bad"?
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Okay okay okay, just gotta figure this out. What would the Warrior of Light do? No, wait, that's stupid, I'm literally with one right now and he's a dork.
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
I wonder if I can access the Jenny Network from here. Hello? Jennies Everywheres?
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Ex-Android Jenny Everywhere @jen-everywhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
HAHAHA!! I've expanded to another realm of thought! Eat it you musky twit face!
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