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Jem Woolley

@jemwoolley.bsky.social
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Musician, mainly guitar, learning piano. Solo work and band stuff (Mighty Lightweights) available on Bandcamp, Spotify, Soundcloud etc.

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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sadly the University of Nottingham has already done this by closing down its music department.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Presumably deporting non-white British citizens, including herself?
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“All we are saying is give Binface a chance”.
John Lennon and Yoko Ono in bed peace protest
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Maybe all the other parties should agree not to stand against him as it is clearly a costly (at our expense) political gimmick to distract attention from his endless grifting. Then the inquiry into his non-declaration of gifts could start again asap.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He just cunningly disguises this by surrounding himself with male policy advisors, chiefs of staff, likely ministerial appointments etc etc…
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Reform are the enemy. Greens should be allies and would be without this terrible Labour positioning.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“A ten minute rap might just move the dial…”
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Tbf that would be peak Labour
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I mean, I hate Reform but if this is the best Labour can offer they frankly don’t deserve to be in government.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Starmer: “We have to be closer to Europe. I want to be full-throated about this, not holding back, no half measures in what I’m saying.” Err… but No to Single Market, No to Customs Union, No to freedom of movement. Just some flexibility for students. Sounds more like a strangled squeak to me.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Sorry, for a moment there I swear you said “so we’re bringing in Harriet Harman and Gordon Brown for a fresh start…”
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These election results don’t mean tacking left or right, but delivering for the whole country | Keir Starmer
In the coming days I will be setting out our path to break with the status quo once and for all by building a stronger and fairer UK, says the prime minister, Keir Starmer
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If 32% of the vote in the 2019 general election was portrayed as a disaster for Labour and Corbyn, should Starmer maybe have a look in the mirror when his Labour Party are coming in at less than half that in these polls?
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Of course Reform will be the same but with nastier politics. Very depressing outlook if Labour can’t change.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just a normal day at the Telegraph office then.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The usual Labour playbook. Do these plotting boys (and they’re as usual nearly all male) never think that a woman leader might be an idea for a change? I’m not a member and don’t hold a torch for any likely candidate but there are a lot of talented women MPs who might just do the the job better.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Are there any Tory MPs who wear a burka? Because they’re the only people she has or is ever likely to have any power over.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I also remember the magical feeling of instant maturity on my 16th birthday.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Tbf this was practically his real headline today…
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Thanks Paul, I kind of understand all the words, I guess I don’t have enough of a scientific mind to put them all together into the big picture! (As for TV and radio waves that’s another issue but I guess the principles are the same).
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
www.theguardian.com/politics/202... If only we had a government that was committed to abolishing the House of Lords 🤔
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House of Lords should strip Mandelson of peerage, says Starmer
PM believes ex-Labour minister should not be member of House of Lords or use title, No 10 spokesperson says
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I sort of get that but then there are all these different instruments and notes going on at the same time and how are they all fitted into a tiny groove (also have the same problem with the speaker vibrating at different frequencies etc.) Tbf I also have the same problem with tape and digital.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I can’t tell the difference between satire and reality any more.
Picture of Trump and Putin in newspaper article saying that Putin has been asked to join Trump’s Gaza ‘board of peace’.
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Good memories…
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Jem Woolley @jemwoolley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
@basseynoise.bsky.social welcome, it’s a lot better than the Musk place.
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