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Liz M

@jemstone.bsky.social
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Plant nerd, book lover, silly little goose

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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Talking to my son: yall gonna make me lose my mind up in here. Son: I’ve already accomplished that mom.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cookies need to chill 👀
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Ray Myers @raymyers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Star Trek 60th anniversary! Might be a good time to mention that @jemstone.bsky.social and I have a watch-along podcast for TNG. We've just started season 3. Trek Virgin, available where pods are casted. trekvirgin.com
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Trek Virgin
Experience Star Trek: The Next Generation again for the first time! Our resident trek virgin Liz, boldly goes all the way from the series premier to the bittersweet end! Come for the nacelles, stay fo...
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by today’s Wordle 🤚
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Every so often I have to remind my nervous system that whistling indoors is not a capital offense punishable by death #butisntitthough
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Let us give thanks to whoever invented the lay-flat option on a potato masher
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The most successful coat drive is the lost and found of every middle school.
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Trek Virgin Pod @trekvirgin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It’s here!!!! Episode one out now! Find us on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... open.spotify.com/episode/61kY...
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a man in a sombrero is playing a trumpet while another man plays a violin
Alt: Q in a sombrero is playing a trumpet while another man plays a violin in front of an exasperated Picard
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
We did a thing! I’m so excited for you guys to follow along on my journey of discovery, watching TNG for the first time. #startrek #tng #iloveyoulavar
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
DMV workers get an unfair rep. There is no chance I would be half as polite and upbeat when dealing all day with the dumbest people alive.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I’m not even pretending to be nonchalant anymore. Full throttle chalanting from here on out
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the penguin.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Why is my 8yo hitting me with phrases like “you awoke me from my slumber” Like ok Victorian wastrel. Get ready for school though.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It’s official, the human boy child I made with my own body wears the same shoe size as me now.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Why do people hate to say “I told you so?” It’s the best. I was correct and now we BOTH know??? Inject that into my veins
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me trying to flirt: soooo how bout those horrors huh?
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
New resolution just dropped: more languishing in my horrors this 2025
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by todays NYT Connections 🙋🏻‍♀️
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
No one writes stories anymore about selling your hair to buy Christmas presents. We used to be a proper country.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Recharging after mucho crime
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Dude on the Chargers making field goals is named Dicker? Dicker the Kicker???? Perfection. No notes.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a warm kitty purring on your chest?
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
According to my 8 year old, “rawdogging” is when your feet touch things without protection. 😳
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Destiny’s child is playing over the speakers, an episode of Friends is soundlessly playing on the TV. I’m partying at this dentist office like it’s 1999
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Have kids, so you can ask the hard hitting questions like "why does the toilet paper have a hat?"
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
What a pity there is no method for my kids to close the toothpaste after using it. Just NO WAY (besides putting the cap back on). It is completely IMPOSSIBLE.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Just a fuzzy little baby
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I asked a potential date if he was into Lord of the Rings and he said no, but would be willing to watch the movies as a sign of his interest in me. Like no dude… If you aren’t reading the Simarillion for me, I don’t want it.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I get now why the 17-24 year old protagonist must rise up to fight the Dark Lord. I’m old and tired and my bedtime is 9:30pm.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Did anyone else’s childhood home feature a tennis ball suspended from the ceiling in the garage to prevent cars from pulling in too far? Was this a Midwest thing? Or a my parents were crazy thing?
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ummmmm a couple of notes…
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
No one adequately prepares you for how difficult it is to live in a house with a small child learning the trombone.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Suddenly my feed is sports, cats, and Taylor swift. All the good things in life ❣️
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I’m very unsure how to date in the current environment. It just seems so fraught. Any tips?
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
In the sense that we refuse to meaningfully address climate change or hold Big Oil accountable, sure, the government is controlling the weather.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
I feel personally victimized by the NYT Connections puzzle today
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Did the #Chiefs release Kareem Hunt for brutally kicking a woman? And now he’s just back on the team like we all forgot? I didn’t forget. Do better Chiefs.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Ok but I DO feel kind of elitist now
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
After watching millions of women suddenly be interested in football just because Taylor Swift started dating a tight end, it’s obviously a winning political strategy to assume she has no influence in how people might vote
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
I’m paying a lot of money to support my own victimization* *6th grade trombone practice
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Keep your pumpkin spice. This is Grey Sweatpants Season (the most wonderful time of the year)
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Girl, get him! Sincerely, the American public #presidentialdebate2024
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
I should call him
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Im not sure I align well with any one political party. But I do know this much: I want to vote for the people who love, not the people who hate.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
“This is MY house and I’ll fart ANYWHERE I want!” -me being the dignified and respectable parent I always thought I’d be
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
The track and field commentator just noted many of the guys don’t have stiff enough poles to deal with the windy conditions. Like…. Maybe they’re just nervous ok? Give them a minute.
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
I like living in a world where there are kitty snuggles
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Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Gen Z Victorians 🤝 Not showing ankle in public
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