Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Talking to my son: yall gonna make me lose my mind up in here. Son: I’ve already accomplished that mom. 010
Reposted by Liz MRay Myers @raymyers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Star Trek 60th anniversary! Might be a good time to mention that @jemstone.bsky.social and I have a watch-along podcast for TNG. We've just started season 3. Trek Virgin, available where pods are casted. trekvirgin.comtrekvirgin.comTrek VirginExperience Star Trek: The Next Generation again for the first time! Our resident trek virgin Liz, boldly goes all the way from the series premier to the bittersweet end! Come for the nacelles, stay fo... 002
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by today’s Wordle 🤚 020
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Every so often I have to remind my nervous system that whistling indoors is not a capital offense punishable by death #butisntitthough 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Let us give thanks to whoever invented the lay-flat option on a potato masher 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The most successful coat drive is the lost and found of every middle school. 000
Reposted by Liz MTrek Virgin Pod @trekvirgin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025It’s here!!!! Episode one out now! Find us on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... open.spotify.com/episode/61kY...media.tenor.coma man in a sombrero is playing a trumpet while another man plays a violinAlt: Q in a sombrero is playing a trumpet while another man plays a violin in front of an exasperated Picard 011
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2025We did a thing! I’m so excited for you guys to follow along on my journey of discovery, watching TNG for the first time. #startrek #tng #iloveyoulavar 020
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 26/06/2025DMV workers get an unfair rep. There is no chance I would be half as polite and upbeat when dealing all day with the dumbest people alive. 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I’m not even pretending to be nonchalant anymore. Full throttle chalanting from here on out 000
Reposted by Liz MSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the penguin. 2385728884
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Why is my 8yo hitting me with phrases like “you awoke me from my slumber” Like ok Victorian wastrel. Get ready for school though. 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 06/03/2025It’s official, the human boy child I made with my own body wears the same shoe size as me now. 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Why do people hate to say “I told you so?” It’s the best. I was correct and now we BOTH know??? Inject that into my veins 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 03/01/2025New resolution just dropped: more languishing in my horrors this 2025 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by todays NYT Connections 🙋🏻♀️ 231
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 02/12/2024No one writes stories anymore about selling your hair to buy Christmas presents. We used to be a proper country. 110
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Dude on the Chargers making field goals is named Dicker? Dicker the Kicker???? Perfection. No notes. 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a warm kitty purring on your chest? 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 23/11/2024According to my 8 year old, “rawdogging” is when your feet touch things without protection. 😳 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Destiny’s child is playing over the speakers, an episode of Friends is soundlessly playing on the TV. I’m partying at this dentist office like it’s 1999 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Have kids, so you can ask the hard hitting questions like "why does the toilet paper have a hat?" 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 18/11/2024What a pity there is no method for my kids to close the toothpaste after using it. Just NO WAY (besides putting the cap back on). It is completely IMPOSSIBLE. 110
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I asked a potential date if he was into Lord of the Rings and he said no, but would be willing to watch the movies as a sign of his interest in me. Like no dude… If you aren’t reading the Simarillion for me, I don’t want it. 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I get now why the 17-24 year old protagonist must rise up to fight the Dark Lord. I’m old and tired and my bedtime is 9:30pm. 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Did anyone else’s childhood home feature a tennis ball suspended from the ceiling in the garage to prevent cars from pulling in too far? Was this a Midwest thing? Or a my parents were crazy thing? 100
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 13/11/2024No one adequately prepares you for how difficult it is to live in a house with a small child learning the trombone. 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Suddenly my feed is sports, cats, and Taylor swift. All the good things in life ❣️ 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I’m very unsure how to date in the current environment. It just seems so fraught. Any tips? 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 10/10/2024In the sense that we refuse to meaningfully address climate change or hold Big Oil accountable, sure, the government is controlling the weather. 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2024I feel personally victimized by the NYT Connections puzzle today 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Did the #Chiefs release Kareem Hunt for brutally kicking a woman? And now he’s just back on the team like we all forgot? I didn’t forget. Do better Chiefs. 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 16/09/2024After watching millions of women suddenly be interested in football just because Taylor Swift started dating a tight end, it’s obviously a winning political strategy to assume she has no influence in how people might vote 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 12/09/2024I’m paying a lot of money to support my own victimization* *6th grade trombone practice 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 11/09/2024Keep your pumpkin spice. This is Grey Sweatpants Season (the most wonderful time of the year) 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2024Girl, get him! Sincerely, the American public #presidentialdebate2024 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 22/08/2024Im not sure I align well with any one political party. But I do know this much: I want to vote for the people who love, not the people who hate. 000
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 17/08/2024“This is MY house and I’ll fart ANYWHERE I want!” -me being the dignified and respectable parent I always thought I’d be 010
Liz M @jemstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2024The track and field commentator just noted many of the guys don’t have stiff enough poles to deal with the windy conditions. Like…. Maybe they’re just nervous ok? Give them a minute. 000