iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Quite! If it’s vaguely edible then eat it. If it’s not, either eat it anyway or pee on it & walk away 😃 #ItsADogsLife

Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

*wags tail frantically* There are quite a few others here now but I must confess to having lost the plot a wee bit 🤪 You’ll probably find them all down at the virtual pub which is 3 clouds past Pluto. 1st exit off the Milky Way 🍻

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

Oh dear. Mum’s ears are suffering tonight as I’ve barked at fireworks non stop for almost 4hrs. She’s surprised I haven’t lost my voice by now 🙉

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

Rumour has it that Mum has ordered me 2 new Lickimats as I chewed most of the little spikes off one of the old ones. The new ones have squares or hexagons which seem more resistant to damage. I’ll report back 😋

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Mum’s on the warpath. Seems she gets a pension rise in a few weeks time…..that’s good isn’t it 🤔. Well, it’s just 25p a week - I can’t even suggest she gives it to me for treats. It would take me months to save enough for just one packet! She says it’s a 🤬 insult.

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

@mawsongsp.bsky.social *Helicopter tail wags*. Welcome to the new neighbourhood Mawson. We’re all blundering around cluelessly - come & join in 😁

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

Why ever not - that’s part of the fun & I love a challenge 😜

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

I’ll give you a clue. It comes in the form of a mat with tasty stuff spread on it 😘

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

There’s a magic word but I won’t repeat it on here or you’ll all be doing it & stealing my USP 😆

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

My humiliation is complete. My Furdresser has just sent Mum this picture. Thanks Auntie Lisa 🤨. She said I’m just a sweet little white witch 🤔

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

A couple more pictures without the interesting focal point. 😜

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

Enjoying the sunshine at Lee Valley Park this afternoon. I agreed to a pawtrait session to show off my new furcut 😊

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

The neighbourhood pub is at 3 clouds past Pluto - second exit off the Milky Way. See you there 🍻

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

Friends, please give a warm welcome to another refugee from the BlueBird Republic. She’s completely bonkers so should fit in perfectly 🤪

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

@floraspaniel.bsky.social *Runs round in ever decreasing squircles* FLORA! Welcome to the happy place - we’re all totally clueless but no-one minds.

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

YAY! Let me introduce you to my dear friend Ollie the Great Wood Otter. A joyful reunion as I haven’t seen him for about a month! 😊

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

I did - sorry to confuse you - I’ll have words with the typist 🙄

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

No need to worry - we’re all blundering around like headless chickens but, hey, we’re having fun so who cares 🤪

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Sorry to barge in but mine seems to be under Media 🤔

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

@sydthesmiler.bsky.social Hello 👋 Are you a refugee from the BlueBird Republic? This is like moving into a brand new estate - we’re all learning the ropes together. I’m told the pub is 3 clouds past Pluto - see you there 🍻

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Er Mum! It might be more pertinent to keep walking to avoid that angry looking cloud before it drops its contents on us, rather than faffing about taking photos of it 🙄

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

*Excited ears*. Welcome to our happy place Auntie Lynda 👋🤗😘

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

……..which is, of course, lovely as well 😜

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

That second one is really spooky 👻

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

For some reason I always get the strangest feeling I’m being watched in this White Alder woodland 🌳👀😳

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

I couldn’t pawsibly confirm or deny whether I’ve now revealed her choice of undercrackers to the entire Bluesky community 🤭

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Mum says “Winter draw?er)s on” whatever that means 🤔🤷🏼

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Mine does too & often says “hello sweetheart” We don’t half get some funny looks from the owners. SO embarrassing ☺️

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Quite right too! Can’t have you lowering the tone of the neighbourhood 😜

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Hey friends - please give a warm welcome to carriesg.bsky.social who’s just arrived from the BlueBird Republic and is feeling a bit lost 🤗

carriesg.bsky.social

Bluesky Social

See what's next.

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

@carriesg.bsky.social YAY! You made it 😁. Welcome to the happy place where we’re all learning the ropes together. It’s like moving into a brand new estate. The virtual pub is 3 clouds past Pluto and who the heck cares what day the bins go out. 🤪🥳💐

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

YIPEE! We’ve now got hashtags. DMs next please @bsky.app

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

Some of you will know I’ve been in training to be the next Andrex puppy. Well, it’s on hold. Every time I try to get hold of the paper, this scary THING hurls itself at me with much clanging & clattering. How’s a girl supposed to practise under these conditions 😳

Shows Cavachon pulling the end of a toilet roll.

Same toilet roll with a tiny metal cowbell balanced on top.

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

Pffft. Lucky you! Ours is just a Freecycle collection which she suspects may not happen 🙄

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

We have to wait in for something this afternoon so we turned our day upside down & went to Lee Valley Park this morning. Mum is keen on iPhone photography so I’m afraid I have to post boring photos from time to time (no Jem) 😘

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Luka T. Harborhound @harborhound.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

Hey fellow refugees from the Bluecheck Republic: let’s be proactive in bringing the #houndsoftwitter to our new home. When you get your invite codes, reach out to someone there whom you’d like to see join #skyhounds here.

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

She says we’re civilised round here & didn’t get those - just the neighbourhood littlies 😜 (Don’t blame me - I’m just the messenger) *Runs for cover*

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

No machinery working at Lodge Farm yesterday so no birds around for Mum to peer at. I got paid for an Autumn photoshoot though 🍪🍖😋

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

Mum says she used to enjoy it. She had a glove like a clawed hand which she put round the edge of the door before she opened it 👹

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

@sprocketcool.bsky.social You’re in good company here. I did just that last week ‘ it WAS turned on 💀 Mum says I was lucky it was only a low voltage one & the plug possibly pulled out first.

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

Thirded…….or is it fourthed 🤔

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

We don’t get trick & treaters these days - all those who used to come years ago are now down the pub with their mates

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

ROFB. Olls is all fur coat & no knickers - I knew it 😂

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

Nice one. Pawsonally I prefer to stick to freshly squeezed tap juice. I need my wits about me with Mum to look after - she’s clueless 🙄

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Jem @jemimapuddledog.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

Sorry to butt in but couldn’t help overhearing. We’re all learning together - it’s like moving into a brand new estate. Anyone know where the virtual pub is? Someone said 3 clouds past Saturn but haven’t found it yet. 😃

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