Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The area of fish soup is half the bouillabaisse times the perpendicular height. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I was never a fan of Shang Chi and Doctor Strange. I wonder if it's because so much of the action needs describing. Once you know that Cyclops has heat vision you know, but to know a Ram Stomp from a Wildebeest Kick you need to be told every time. Same with Strange's Spells. Each has to be named. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Why are people in fiction only ever granted grace periods of 12 hours or less, then it always jumps up in multiples of 24 hours? Why can you only give me 48 hours? It's 11am. 53 hours must work for you. 52? How about 69 hours and we'll meet on Monday morning first thing? 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026A litre of unleaded petrol in Shell and BP filling stations near me now costs £1.659. Issue #1 of The Secret Defenders in 1993 cost £1.65. I leave you to draw your own conclusions. 100 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I know nature is wonderful and that, but aren't scallops a bit over-engineered for protecting a lump of snot? 110 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yesterday evening there was a massive explosion at a fertiliser store about 5 miles away. As the lovely Mrs P and I settled into bed we both thought 'Oof! Smells a bit 💩 in here' and, being of an age, feared it was ourselves. It was not. The fallout from the fertiliser smoke was a literal shitstorm. 000 0
Reposted by Jellyroll PapadopoulosAlex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I have canonically made him part of the DC universe 131 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026What if 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇷 really do stop comparing willy sizes, but 🇮🇱 continues to attack 🇱🇧? Will wounds reopen? 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026What is an Occasional Table during those occasions when it's not? 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026No, no, Pride goeth before _Destruction_, it's an _Haughty Spirit_ before the Fall. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 14/03/2026TFW the ‘You may also like…’ algorithm finally gets you. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 15/02/2026As a Brit it has taken me around 50 years to notice that, from his very first appearance in Thor cover dated August 1964, the Grey Gargoyle has not been the Gray Gargoyle. I wonder why. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026If Boo Radley married Daisy Ridley would they become Boo & Daisy Ridley-Radley? 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Is the idea that women find bald men sexy based on a survey of women or of bald men? 010 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025When I drive a car I adopt tactics to communicate with other road users and pedestrians that I've picked up from lorry drivers. In the day I flash my headlights 'to alert others to my presence'. It is saying "I see you, do you see me?" and context says if it's an invitation or a warning. 100 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Gladiator-knob shaped pasta from Rome 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Leonard Winkie’s Venusian Man, showing that men are from Venus and that their legs pivot from the pipik rather than the hips, as is more common for Earthlings. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 10/09/2025My cat can teleport short distances, but only when no-one's watching. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I wonder how long it will take for King Charles to become almost always just The King in the same way that Queen Elizabeth was almost always just The Queen. It hasn't happened yet and may never happen in either of our lifetimes. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 14/08/2025@greatesthitsuk.bsky.social Did we just hear John Lennon sing about a 'hairy arsehole', Andy, or do I need new headphones? 010 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Elmer Fudd singing "Papa was a wowwing stone" seems to work well. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Louise Simonson, Web of Spider-Man #2, May 1985. Proper grammar. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025If we can believe current news reports, Trump has called Zelenskyy “a dictator”. If current news reports are wrong, I apologise for calling Trump “an utter cunt”. Otherwise… 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 18/02/2025www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/tv-... Now available to stream in Oz.sbs.com.auThe Turkish DetectiveFollowing three police inspectors as they solve crimes, experiencing euphoric highs and tragic lows in modern-day Istanbul. 011 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Best part of a new job: new payroll details. 💷 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Genuine question: How do we know for sure that Musk done the Nazi thing, and it wasn't AI-generated? It's very probable that he did it, but we are in a frightening situation where we can never be certain. 100 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I presume The Pope must be uninsurable because everything that happens to him is an Act of God. 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Stop looking out the window and focus on your driving! 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Does anyone know of any Downs comic creators? 000 0
Jellyroll Papadopoulos @jellyrollp.bsky.social · 08/11/2023I wonder whether some enterprising South American has produced a rodenty variation on a Turducken called a Capycoyvy. I’d be up for that. 010 0
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