Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 08/12/2025media.tenor.comhomer simpson says stop him he 's whacked out of his gourdALT: homer simpson says stop him he 's whacked out of his gourd 010
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 06/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award forALT: a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for 021
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I hope he is having trouble staying away during the day because he is tormented by nightmares of guilt and fear all night. 110
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 04/12/2025He may be sick, but an entertaining puppet still has those above pulling strings...(or below if you're a Muppet), and those guys are the real issue. The Madness of King Don is just a distraction. 000
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It's good to see a Christian Nation living up to its values. 010
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 01/12/2025On the plus side, we won't have to go across the ocean to get to the Nazis. They're right here this time. 020
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Please don't drag titties into this. They are wonderful have have done nothing wrong. 000
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I hope he passes away soon. He’s a blight on Humanity 030
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I also live in Kentucky. It's so common I don't even notice it anymore. Except I worked in a mall a few Christmases back...there was a no guns policy at the mall. The guards were CONSTANTLY trying to explain the mall CAN have that policy, open carry state or not. It got pretty heated sometimes. 120
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 27/11/2025It goes black guys first when in a horror movie, white women first when it a political scandal...#knowyourpatsy 030
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 27/11/2025So why is the board offering him a trillion dollars? Something doesn't fit here. 010
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 27/11/2025JD Vance looks like what would happen if a fart got its wish to be a real boy. 010
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 26/11/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a blue scrub top is holding a bag of clothes and says good for her .ALT: a woman in a blue scrub top is holding a bag of clothes and says good for her . 100
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 25/11/2025"key lime pie is BAD? I think the author of that statement should get themselves am MRI and a CAT scan as SOON as possible. Key lime pie is one of the true pleasures in life. But yeah, apple pie sucks. 000
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 25/11/2025They are the witches of the food world. That's why we burn them on stakes and dunk them in warm chocolate. 110
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 25/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character from south park sits at a desk with a book and a pencil and says " i know what you mean "ALT: a cartoon character from south park sits at a desk with a book and a pencil and says " i know what you mean " 000
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Got bored made this. I was thinking of the Hottest New Bromance in DC, and it reminded me of those old 80s commercials. A real pal! 020
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Sometimes I like to drive people crazy and pronounce it 'Louisville'. It strikes a nerve with some folks if you don't laugh and say it right soon after so they know you're just kidding. 110
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Fair enough, but I think he could make Jd Vance look like a turd in a debate...well, look *more* like a turd than he already does. From what I know of him, he seems like a good fit to me for the job, but yeah, it's a freaking hall of mirrors out there. 020
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I personally would LOVE to see Mark Kelly run for President. 0110
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 23/11/2025US Domestic Policy? SNAP? You seem way more upset about this than you should. I'm not talking about SNAP. I am talking about rich companies in general having to pay taxes. I don't know what it's called in your country. Sorry I used my colloquial version of a social safety net. Yikes. 100
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Ok, so is it still called "the Dole" or is my knowledge of the British social safety net limited to old episodes of The Young Ones? 100
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 23/11/2025What if we taxed people based in-part on how many of their employees qualify for SNAP? 100
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 22/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon says hey relax guy with a picture of trumpALT: a cartoon says hey relax guy with a picture of trump 010
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Trump even admitted that the rules that protect him as president don't protect the staff and administration. Why people stand behind a scorpion like Trump is a total mystery to me. 000
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Whatsoever you do to the least of my people, that you do unto me. -d'Jesus 010
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 20/11/2025He's certainly the poorest in Spirit. His world must be so dark and meaningless. 000
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 17/11/202518 years ago tonight, @somewhatcyclops.bsky.social and I went to the San Fernando Valley dog shelter and found this little guy, three days away from being put down. Cthuosaurus Rexiums, or Jo as we call him, has been our boon companion ever since. He's very well traveled. 1211
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 17/11/2025media.tenor.coma man is making a funny face in front of a mannequin and says a whole new level .ALT: a man is making a funny face in front of a mannequin and says a whole new level . 010
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Vegetarians seeing meat eaters making the price of plant based protein go up...media.tenor.coma cartoon character says my beans in a cartoon network adALT: a cartoon character says my beans in a cartoon network ad 010
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 15/11/2025But HEY! We're getting that Ballroom!!!!media.tenor.coma large crowd of people are dancing in a ballroomALT: a large crowd of people are dancing in a ballroom 000
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Here's what I don't get..Isn't Mike Johnson third in line to the Oval office, after Trump and JD Vance? Wouldn't this guy benefit by taking Trump down?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone with his eyes closedALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone with his eyes closed 030
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 13/11/2025This implies that Trump has emotions other than greed. 020
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The only Kennedys worth my time are The Dead Kennedysmedia.tenor.coma blurry picture of a man dancing with the words there 's always room for jello in the cornerALT: a blurry picture of a man dancing with the words there 's always room for jello in the corner 000
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I honestly believe it was the travel inconveniences that they faced that made the Democrats give up on the shutdown. 092
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Yeah, no...I was making a joke. Sorry that wasn't clear. 100
Jelly Miser @jellymiser.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I made a new meme in case any of yinz were starting to forget 232
