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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I hate it when the town gets up in arms and rallies against me. But it is nice to see everyone working together for a change

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Am I the only one who acknowledges and understands the distinction between regular toothpaste and vacation toothpaste?

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How do I communicate to my gut biome that we can't eat Taco Bell every day? That was a one-time 9 month period in college and we can not go back

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cheesecake should be savory. Enough with the sugary cream cheese. Show me the Goudacake

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Working with medical supplies is crazy because you'll come across some random product called Destructinator by a brand called Healthcorpix and we all have to pretend it's normal to order them in a box of 40

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Being married rules because you can wear the dumbest shirt off all time with complete impunity if your wife bought it for you

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's actually crazy how underrated Curious George is. The TV show has been going strong for like 30 years and I swear there are 0 bad episodes

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They shpuld have more exhibits in the museum that are almost about to get eaten by a T Rex. Like a suit of armor or a painting with a T Rex fossil that's about to eat it

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If they turn me into a fossil in 200,000,000 years please don't pose me as getting eaten by a T Rex. Gotta be top 5 worst museum poses

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When my phone tries to autocorrect "bastard" to "dastardly" I'll admit that I consider taking the suggestion

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Most Scoody Doo plot-lines are essentially about solving real estate fraud when in reality they should be doing something about the unregulated robotic dragons that are being operated on public roads waterways

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Once as I a kid I chewed an entire 6' roll of bubble tape just for the hell of it. Total waste of perfectly good bubble tape, I still regret it to this day

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Resident Evil is a movie about the everlasting resilience and heroic duty performed by hospital supply chain every day

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The best use of social media is finding videos of weird bugs and commenting "not impressive at all I can do this easily"

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

An ice cream sandwich is to doordash what jacking off is to cheating on your whife

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think my kids can see my vision cone like im a Metal Gear Solid npc. It feels like they are watching my movements on the mini map

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A vitamix can suck me off the magic bullet will always be my goat

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sometimes im at work and I think about if anyone else here listens to Dan Deacon. We need to have a workplace meet up for all the DD heads

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This year I'm finally starting a fantasy football league where you can only roster players that you share a name with

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Honestly i have no idea how any professional athlete can maintain a career while being a parent. I fell like i suffer a career ending hamstring injury every 3 or 4 days

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Having kids is basically like when youre playing halo and your homie spawns in next to you

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I've been at this job for almost 2 years and I'm just now finding out that we have a Chaos Zone

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I get a few beers in me and those vinyl figures on godzilla dot com start looking REAL nice

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I hate it when you come into work and the first thing you hear is some NOW, TWO SOULS ARE FIERCELY ENTANGLED bullshit and you know you're gonna have to throw down with some freaky bdsm mother fcker

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My wife didn't believe me that it's illegal to do piss play on the dunes at OBX. Boy did she learn

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

In fourth grade they let us take a bucket to the quarry and take home as many rocks as we wanted

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

They hate to see a mf galavanting on a Monday afternoon

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The Odessey dares to ask: What if there were 100 islands and they were all completely fucked?

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Tonies should have a link cable system for battling or trading

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

They should do a summer style Winter Olympics. Not this year though, maybe next summer

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The neighborhood is early with fireworks so naturally my dog is making his emotional support humping mound out of blankets and stuffed animals

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Been too long since I smoked some weed that smelled weird as hell

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Oprah is such a sick name

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Jedi flipping by taking both my and my wife's psych meds

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I think John fetterman should be put in a large steel cage for 35 years

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Carnation instant breakfast is crazy because it gives you a full breakfast's worth of shit just from one glass of chocolate milk

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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Beer is the mind chiller.

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Dave's Hot Chicken? More like Jake's Hot Butthole!

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Shout out to the 2 fire alarm testing guys at work who both look exactly like Paul Walker Houser

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

They did another fake shooter so that your dumbest uncle stops complaining about the ballroom

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I've been spending a lot of time mending old wounds and revisiting sources or trauma in my childhood (defeating I Spy books that I couldn't complete when I was 9)

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Honestly i could care less about what's happening on Websites. None of my business

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Frankie Muniz would have made a great Paul Muad Dib

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

A man never forgets the day he learned about Trunks from DBZ

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I think POPE should be an acronym like GOAT. The catholic church should work on that, could be a good inroads for the youth

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

If Gary Player had a normal last name he wouldn't be a pro golfer. Like if his name was Gary Pants then he would work at the pants store

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Tiktok is evil and shitty but sometimes you see a video that is so beautiful and perfect that it almost makes it worth it

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bobby b @jekebrewn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I love having old coworkers with shit memories. They don't know what's going on and I won't be telling them

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