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@jehaster.bsky.social
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big fan of size difference age gap yaoi <3

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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 40m
CHONGYUN NEEDS A SKIN COME ON NOW
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 12h
200 fics being top Varka/ bottom Lohen is fucking me up bruh 😭😭😭
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 13h
deadass thought it was Furina omfg
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 19h
Dain, on the other hand, telling Aether that’s he’s not worthy (yet) to rescue Lumine like brah that’s his twin 😭😭😭 out of anyone, he’s the most worthy LFMAOOAOAOA
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 19h
“you’re asking about… Dain?” BGJDKSL TS IS FUCKING ME UP
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 19h
dainslumi situationship is so fucking funny from Aether’s POV, like imagine finally being reunited with yo twin and the first thing she said was abt Dainsleif 😭
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 20h
#healing
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 20h
his pussy kinda fat bruh
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
should i just scrap the whole idea 🫩
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
csp timelapse's quality is so piss poor idek what to say 😭
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i miss them dearly
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ANOTHER ONE
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we're mad as hell with mfs fanon-fying Lohen for the sake of him being the communal bottom. i can't make ts up dawg
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oomf is going off on Lohen's characterization and im so proud of him
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
almost shit my pants but whatever
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ofc my fuckass sis walked in when i was opening up varhen poipiku like hold the fuck on
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
im giggling
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
raturine always on some homo shit omg
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
isnt this their school days
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lohen falls first, Varka falls harder. send tweet
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
varhen are so delicious bc Lohen tunnel vision on Varka to the point that the is beyond unshipable, while Varka is clueless about it bc he's tunneling vision on Mondstadt
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amphoreus is just wasted potential after wasted potential after wasted potential after—
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flame Reaver was such a nice addition, the potential these two have if only Reney didn't tunnel vision on TB lol
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so now they can show Phai & Reney's closeness, but not in the actual game where they have to go through countless trials and errors? goddamn slop rail
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oomf was on my ass so fast like yes oomf thank u oomf im posing as someone who understands JP rn
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SO CUTEEEEE
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I LOVE VARHEN SO MUCH FUCKCKCKKCKCKKK I LOVE THEMMMMMM
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the concept of Varka having Lohen’s room key with Lohen’s day-to-day poisoning him is still mind-boggling bc it’s literally just Lohen trying to rile Varka up so much to the point of him being ‘free-use’ by Varka at night.
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is what happens when you ship two male characters that haven’t even gotten their lore yet and only ship them from their designs alone.
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
apparently, the term “gov-assigned yaoi” only exists when you like the ship and not the fact that Genshin has been shoving tall x short in your face. there’s no difference between you and tall x tall sloppers; both only care abt their heights and not the lore, which is why you all have bad taste.
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the yaoi have been hitting even more than Sumeru’s, but the catch is that they’re tall x short—which by definition of your dumbassery, they’re pedophilic. your brain latches onto “height of consent,” and minor-fying every single Genshin’s twinks.
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MY YAOI BRICKS ARE BEING USED 😍
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#obsessed
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
was gonna post a yt shorts, it turned into a video instead
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Patrick Star with Water Bottle
ALT: Patrick Star with Water Bottle
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
4 videos ready for tiktok yepyep
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is just fat fuck all over again 😭
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kinda annoyed knowing that i know some of the authors there, oh well, i ain't reading those shit despite varhen being the main couple. Lohen ain't going for anybody except Varka, not in canon, not in fanon, goodbye. i'll just wait patiently for my CN fujosisters and brethren
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ofc there's a bunch of nothingburger poly ship in MY varhen tag. #freevarka #freelohen #imout
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
missing varhen like a mf omfuck
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
deleting chocobo from my video #healing
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vesna's theme is so damn good wtf
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feb 17th and April 3rd, i love mi papas
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
brah it’s not even 7, it’s 6 dialogues 😭
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well, at least now i know Lohen’s one of the people that Varka sent for Snezhnaya. it would’ve been better had he been there as well, but oh well. 😪
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
7 dialogues and they’re all with nothingburger characters ☠️
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and this is my chance to get his damn weapon. thanks Mavuika, i definitely want your weapon… 😀
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ha 🍅 @jehaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well, if it’s true, i need Lohen to be with MOTHER Anastasya’s banner ✌️😋 i need him to rerun with Archons to brick everyone’s weapon banner luck 🥰
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